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Thinking about that tweet where Goose said we’ll see the most Shitty thing Jax does with our own eyes and the fact it hasn’t happened yet

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we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

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The most dramatic moment during my Camp Counseling career at an all girls camp was when a girl got a letter from a friend saying that Zac Efron had died and one of her bunkmates ran out of the cabin and shouted “ZAC EFRON IS DEAD!!!!!” and the camp immediately fell into chaos girls were crying in the middle of camp and running around spreading the news everyone was yelling and the counselors had to look up wether or not Zac Efron was dead (this is a wireless camp so the girls couldn’t access the internet and check for themselves) and then get out a megaphone and be like “ZAC EFRON IS NOT DEAD PLEASE REMAIN CALM” outside of all the cabins it was insanity. 

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I saw this post on tiktok and as soon as I opened the comments I started sobbing

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depression is over it’s done it is obliterated look at this fucking shirt i found at the thrift near my house

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Experience: Learning the right way to connect the dots.

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hi

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there should have been a Tenna quiz in chapter 3 where he asks you to pick Kris's correct pronouns and if you pick anything other than they/them the game closes and deletes all your save files.

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hands you a flashbang with the pin removed. hold this for me, okay?

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Player soul

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New Orleans ❤

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Do I get bitches? Idk, do I own a cat shaped charcuterie board with mouse cheese knife?

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 I got a couple of movies from Netflix and they had these cool Halloween-themed mailers. Maybe I’m easily amused, but they’re kind of nifty!

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I still can’t get over what brits call musical notes like bro please I’m trying so hard to take this country seriously