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people really seem to struggle with the idea that you can think something is dickhead behaviour and still not want it to be illegal

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one time this japanese fujoshi i follow on twitter posted "the bottom should have a bigger dick so that you can watch it bounce while they get fucked and the top should have a smaller dick so that it can go in easier. uke dicks should be big and decorative and seme dicks should be average size and functional" and honestly her mind

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GO TO YOUR FAVORITE SEARCH ENGINE AND TYPE "PUPPIES" AND GO TO THE IMAGES TAB TRUST ME!!!

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FUCK ship headcanons what do you guys think about headcanoning characters as exes

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It’s crazy that countries on the edge of the Sahara desert are reversing desertification by just digging half circles

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Frozen: After years of longing I am finally reunited with my sister whom I love.

Frozen II: Bye.

Wreck-It Ralph: After years of abuse and neglect I've made a friend who admires and respects me.

Ralph Breaks The Internet: Bye.

Lilo and Stitch: After years of struggle and trauma I've made friends who admire and respect me and I can stay united with my sister whom I love.

Lilo and Stitch (2025): Bye.

Disney, do you have something you need to talk about? Any issues? Anything at all?

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Normal reaction: Oh! What a cute raven (they are unaware of either possible way this can be interpreted.)

Cool people: WOW! Is that the mascot of the Dive Hypercoaster built by B&M and belonging to Cedar Point? That’s so cool

Uncool people: Oh! Is that a Raven? Is that your Harry Potter house?

I want to get a Valvrn plushie merely so that I can determine the cool people from the not cool people

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I want to get a Valvrn plushie merely so that I can determine the cool people from the not cool people

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Everything I hear about the Lilo & Stitch revival somehow makes me angrier. Like,

That realization also led the filmmaking team to divide the character of Cobra Bubbles, Lilo's social worker in the animated film, into a CIA agent of the same name (Courtney B. Vance) and the new role of Mrs. Kekoa (Tia Carrere). "If the dramatic stakes of Lilo is that she's going to get separated from her sister, then you need a person who actually services those stakes in a credible way," Fleischer Camp says. "You can get away with that being Cobra Bubbles in an animated film — a 6-foot-5 huge dude with 'Cobra' tattooed on his knuckles is somehow a social worker in that world."

Hey. Hey, Director Dean Fleischer Camp. Why is a large black man with tattoos having a job as a social worker something you consider so ridiculous that it could only exist in animation? Why are you carefully sidestepping the fact that he is the only black character in the original film? Is it somehow more realistic to turn him into a figure who only interacts with the family through the lens of government defense against extraterrestrials? Or does the idea of a scary looking black man caring about the well-being of people's families confuse you, you racist piece of shit?

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Tenna watch out for the thirst comments

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Spores them

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I just came up with a really inconvenient, possibly unplayable four-player game: The Evil Advisor

All you need is a completely normal chess board and a deck of cards that you can somehow divide into an even amount of cards that mean "yes" or "no". Out of the four players, only two need to know how to play chess - those play the role of advisor. The other two play as rulers. At the start of the game, both advisors pull a random card from the deck, which dictates whether their goal is to win the game, or lose it. They keep their respective card, showing it to nobody else.

The rulers, who ultimately choose where to move the pieces, always aim to win the chess game, and also know that the advisor may or may not be on their side, and don't know whether to trust the advisor or not.

If the ruler wins the chess game, they win the whole game. An advisor only wins if they reach their own goal - if an advisor's goal was to lose, but the ruler wins, the advisor loses, and vice versa.

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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I want to have sex with women

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My very first isat fanart redraw! (original)

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Round 6: The Quarterfinals

(Poll 1 of 4)

@hasgavlebockenburneddownyet

(no propaganda submitted)

@kittybroker

(no propaganda submitted)

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Would yazuka Apollo have a tattoo?

I kind of assume he would, given the commonality of having that sort of thing for yakuza. I’d want to think on what it’d actually be/look like though, since I’d like it to have some sort of deeper meaning or tie in to plot/backstory.

He’d hide the shit out of it via always wearing long sleeves and collared shirts, maybe even making the excuse that he has scars he’d rather not have visible. However, I like the idea of him suddenly finding himself being forced to rip his button-up off due to whatever reason (boiling water spill? Caught on fire?), much to the shock of his coworkers…