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She would never take his name and you know it

she is a beautiful triangle

she is beautiful triangle

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I’m going to make a new font called Times New Bastard

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I’m going to make a new font called Times New Bastard

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Imagine the first MF to eat a shrimp by mistake

i think about this very often

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I'm sure this is in the notes somewhere else, but if you think the songs are wild, just wait until you see the fucking ttrpg system:

Did anyone ever like attempt to document and compile the variations of Barney the dinosaur murder ballads across the elementary school system in the early 2000s. Like legit it has always fascinated me as a phenomena and I would love to know if there were like traceable regional variations or what.

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Pokemon Reviews: Terapagos

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Blowjob Brothers? Mere blowjob brothers? When Gilgamesh mourned the passing of Enkidu as a wife mourns her husband?! I think not.

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I like the idea of a Vulcan character who constantly does very reckless things so her human crewmates think she's strange but then she always has a logical explanation she delivers with absolute confidence.

"No, it was perfectly logical for me to jump out of the shuttle at that time. I had a breathing apparatus, and I was certain I could seal the subspace rift by hand before the Romulans opened fire. This was the only solution that would result in zero casualties. I might have died, but giving up is illogical."

She's known as one of the most fearless members of the crew.

Other Vulcans try not to acknowledge her.

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White, female, soft-brain, liberal says the, "answer to Capitalism is Communism" and then ironically posts it to the internet via her iPhone.

She LITERALLY did this meme (below) and is totally unaware of it. 😂🤣 😂🤣.

'What she just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in her rambling, incoherent response was she even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone that listens to her video is now dumber for having listened to it. I award her no points, and may God have mercy on her soul.'

At no point, in her languid diatribe, did she ever think that what her "perfect economic system" is nothing more than resentment disguised as compassion and enforced by tyranny disguised as tolerance.

Inside every liberal, there's an authoritarian waiting to get out.

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Funnily enough, I think the opposite is the case in America. Every transfem I know is named something like Agnes, Ingrid, Joan, Jean, or Matilda.

I'm seeing a bit of a trend of Scandi trans masculine ppl chosing old Nordic names and I love it

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"this recipe calls for two cups of" stop.

Give me Digits of Grams or perish.

Fundamentally I cannot respect any recipe which uses the word "sprinkle".

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Every time I see news coverage of a protest I remember this image of a single overturned trashcan in front of The Washington Post building

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i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

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What did long-necked dinosaurs eat—and where did they roam to satisfy their hunger? A team of researchers has reconstructed the feeding behavior of sauropods using cutting-edge dental wear analysis. Their findings, published in Nature Ecology and Evolution, show that microscopic enamel wear marks provide surprising insights into migration, environmental conditions, and niche distribution within ecosystems from 150 million years ago.

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