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the gooners

they’re everywhere

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bitch this is all you’re gonna get. this life, this face, this body. you better not ‘maybe in another universe’ your way out of everything. sit your ass down and face this. go make tea and have a picnic and read a goddamn book. kiss your loved ones, send that damn text, and hug your siblings. this is all you’re gonna get.

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rationalize

[ID: Three panel comic with crudely drawn stick people

Panel 1: A leaf green person is talking to a grass green person with a hat and glasses.

Leaf: "And then Orange said that-"

Grass: "Orange"? Your friend is orange?"

Leaf: "Yeah?"

Grass: "Why do you have non-green friends? Don't you know about misoviridy??"

Leaf: "…I have plenty of non-green friends. I have grayscale friends, even."

Panel 2: Grass Green solemnly holds Leaf Green's shoulder.

Grass: "Look. I hate to be the one to tell you this, but every single misoviridy-exempt friend you have secretly hates you.

Leaf: "Uh. That is not true."

Grass: "It's basic viridist theory. Every single moment they're around you, they're thinking about it."

Panel 3: The grass green person tips their hat down.

Grass: "Look. I get it. You're naive and uninformed. You don't know better. But read "Pruning Greens." Then you will understand."

Leaf: "I already read that. It did not say the things you are saying."

Grass: "You will see. It is inevitable."

Leaf: "No I think you're just finding a new way to rationalize really unhealthy thought patterns here actually"

End ID.]

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I’m so tired of being at the circus, I’d like to go home now.

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Zillow house listings

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sometimes i look at a post and go hm i would have reblogged you but you misused aave in a way that was embarrassing . many such cases.

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with the right kind of zombie you could even add a skeleton to the mix. hell, zombies are kind of just skeletons anyway

Imagine if there was a ghost and a zombie that came from the same original living person. Would that be fucked up or what

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QPRs are basically homebrewing your relationship. I know what I want but it's far from all guidelines and prerequisites that society has given us. I could email you a PDF though.

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t shirt that says “i used to be worse”

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shoutout to nine-year-old me who was very much aroace but didnt know the difference between hyperfixating on a character and having a crush on them so for the next few years i told everyone that the only crush i ever had was on lord voldemort

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Mind games

There are two circles, one of them is blue one is red. What if I told you one of them was bigger? Which one would you think is bigger? The blue one? No, you are wrong. The red one? No again. Actually none of them are bigger. They are the same size. You just thought that because I told you so. This proves that humans are easily manipulated. 

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Right?? Give me enough time, and I'll eventually add the cool websites I've found in my time into my website for all to see. I wonder... do I have one I can show early...?

Oh, of course! roTopo!

I wish i got more interaction here

I've been posting on Bluesky more because I feel like people interact with me more there, despite having less followers on Bluesky

Hey, my 1000+ Tumblr followers, please interact with me!

How are you? What are you excited about? Ramble to me!

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they want you to make fried rice

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The thing about this website is that you can NOT predict what posts will do numbers. If you sit down and craft something and think 'this is the most insightful thing I've ever written' it will get one pity like from a ten-year mutual. If you flop over to the computer at 3am to drowsily type some bullshit like 'bones are perpetually unborn teeth' before passing out over your keyboard it'll destroy your notifications for weeks.

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i think

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any time boss 🫡

sortof tangentially related theres a post going around talking about building pcs like it's some difficult tasks but that hasn't been true since like. 1990. they're snapfit and all come with manuals...