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in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.

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oh my goodness, one of dian fossey’s first close up observations with gorillas happened when she was trying to climb a tree to see them better, but so badly that by the time she’d gotten up the entire group had come out of hiding to look at her: “Nearly all members of the group had totally exposed themselves, forgetting about hiding coyly behind foliage screens because it was obvious to them that the observer had been distracted by tree-climbing problems, an activity they could understand.”

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it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here

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if i was donnas dad and this fucking guy came into my house to sing this stupidass song id have kicked his ass

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Hideo Kojima (1990)

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the florida panhandle is that area in an MMO where all the enemies are level ?? and kill you in one hit

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You shall not fucking pass on his gig

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we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

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love when facial features of parents and kids match to such an extent that it would be absurd to even think of questioning paternity

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Sydney Smith (Canadian, b. Caledonia, Nova Scotia, based Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada) - A Rainy Highway, 2022, Paintings: Watercolor, Gouache

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nothing tumblr could post on r/ambien will ever be as funny as this:

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made rebloggable by request :)

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Charlie Meckel, The Light Pours Through, Oil on linen

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JoJo’s Bourgeois Adventure

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