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blue hair and pronouns pipeline

edit: i have been informed that sal's pronouns r actually he/him. i'm sorry for putting him under they/them, at the time of making the post i didn't play sally face (this is something i clarified in the tags, but since the post is popular most people haven't seen my original tags.

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sex dungeons are so passé, the real freaks go to the sex public fishing market

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Spring Light. Made by Stephanie Wilds.

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Fortnite, are you sure about this? Did you think it through?

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i'm pregnant... with the next great American novel! [looks directly at you, suddenly serious] and I'm getting an abortion

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that post that's like. "americans sincerely trying to argue that they're UNIQUELY incapable of learning things about other countries and cultures is still a form of american exceptionalism." I think about that a lot.

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Franz Ernst Brückmann, First twelve Epistola, 1728

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the doom of excelsia

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thought of them immediately

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Fop surgery. It's like top surgery but it turns you into a Victorian dandy. Is that anything

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chocolate covered strawberries 🍓

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“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again

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Download this easy DIY clothing repair guide (only 10 pages) from Uni of Kentucky

link to PDF