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tomorrow (and tomorrow) comes

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Derailing my GM when they try to do a gazebo bit by having my character pipe up "actually, I think that's a rotunda".

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Wuk Lamat but she's tabasqueña! / 01-25

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”How come you’ve never seen the Amazon rainforest if you’re from Brazil?” big country

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Dick: i remember when i was a kid, and Bruce had just taken me in while trying to track down the guy who killed my parents.

Dick: he knew i needed the closure of bringing him to justice so he had to train me up pretty quick.

Jason: yeah you were allowed out almost immediately, but when he took me in i had to go through like, a massive training course until i was even allowed out on patrol. even longer until i was allowed to actively engage with criminals.

Dick: yeah he was wary with you; to be fair i got punched a LOT in those early days

Jason: a lot of damage to the head would make sense for you, honestly

Dick: oi-

Tim: i mean i did have training, but it was kinda moot because i was active as Robin throughout the whole thing anyway. i just showed up completely unprepared and wouldn’t leave B alone.

Jason: it is interesting how different all our experiences were with Bruce’s training.

Dick: *hums*

Tim: yeah

Damian:

Damian: i came pre-assembled.

the others:

Damian:

Damian: well i did-

Tim: like an ikea flat-pack.

Damian: like a what now

-later-

Bruce, eating lunch: what is this

Jason, holding Damian by the scruff of his neck: behold, a SJÖRAPPORT

Bruce, so tired: …ok. sure.

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This stinky little bastard got into the trash can again. He has been gaoled for his crimes

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That cube. I do not like this.

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God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

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Oh! Mutual would love this post

> looks inside

>I found it because mutual rebloged it

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“We dropped different numbers of balls at different rates, different heights. We had a ramp. The ramps were at different angles, trying to get the most out of the balls as they hit the actors. After doing the tests, we figured out 35 feet above the deck of the ship was the height we needed our nets. We had these three big nets that held almost 80,000 per net. The balls dropped 35 feet into ramps that projected them towards the stunt guys. It just knocked them over. It was pretty spectacular.”

-Mark Hawker, SFX Coordinator for Pirates of the Caribbean

“It’s amazing to see a bunch of 40 and 50-year-olds turn into three-year-olds all of a sudden. Everybody had to pick up blue balls, hit the other guy in the head. It was like, ’Is it time for the parents to come pick up the kids?’”

-George Marshall Ruge, Stunt Coordinator for Pirates of the Caribbean

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Octopath 2 mermaids 🐚🌊

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Oh yeah there's a part 2 of the horse desensitizing that I love.

🐎: Hey what's with that tiny predator, the one you're hold- WOAH WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS IT UP SO HIGH

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for everybody not so hyped about the 4th of July

instead you can celebrate my cat!

his name is Kopernikus, he’s very fat, and he turns 1 tomorrow!

anyway he deserves all the praise and celebration

so i know fireworks can be loud and annoying but just remember they’re actually for a good cause

Kopernikus is very wise and very studious

plus he’s an asshole

everybody get ready to celebrate his birthday tomorrow!🎊🍾🎉🥳

also i have another cat

her name is Kimchi

and she’s a little slow

but very very sweet

and she deserves just as much love and praise

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Kill them too. Just go full serial killer

you know it's not so bad for me because this is an hour where I'm normally awake anyway and in fact woke up about 15 minutes ago

but whoever is setting off fireworks at 4:40 AM is definitely earning extra cursing from the population in general