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okay so you know the soulmate au where on your 21st birthday you wake up in your soulmate’s body? imagine if you were dating someone for a long time and on your birthday you wake up and you’re in their apartment so you’re like “yes it’s them!!!” and then you look in a mirror and you’re in the body of their roommate

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“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

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okay so you know the soulmate au where on your 21st birthday you wake up in your soulmate’s body? imagine if you were dating someone for a long time and on your birthday you wake up and you’re in their apartment so you’re like “yes it’s them!!!” and then you look in a mirror and you’re in the body of their roommate

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“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

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If you aren’t confident about your looks, just remember that you look like your ancestors and they all got laid.

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Vegans of tumblr, listen up. Harvesting agave in the quantities required so you dont have to eat honey is killing mexican long-nosed bats. They feed off the nectar and pollinate the plants. They need the agave. You want to help the environment? Go back to honey. Your liver and thyroid will thank you, as well. Agave is 90% fructose, which can cause a host of issues. Bye.

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-Oh Sangwoo

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Do u have any idea where ks is heading? Bc I don’t

hell no but my guess is that maybe one of our boys will end up dead or maybe seriously injured

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-Oh Sangwoo

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Do u have any idea where ks is heading? Bc I don’t

hell no but my guess is that maybe one of our boys will end up dead or maybe seriously injured

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❄☀🌧💴💵👝 Bring my wallet back to me safely through sunshine and rain, through fire and flame, don’t let any force freeze and keep it from me. It belongs to me, and only me, and everything inside shall stay as it was, nothing to be taken, for it belongs to nobody but me. So mote it be.👝💶💷🌧☀❄

Me, because I lost my wallet on a class trip, and the reception is sending it via mail 📬 but she said it she takes no responsibility if it doesn’t arrive. And I also want my money intact… 💩

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❄☀🌧💴💵👝 Bring my wallet back to me safely through sunshine and rain, through fire and flame, don’t let any force freeze and keep it from me. It belongs to me, and only me, and everything inside shall stay as it was, nothing to be taken, for it belongs to nobody but me. So mote it be.👝💶💷🌧☀❄

Me, because I lost my wallet on a class trip, and the reception is sending it via mail 📬 but she said it she takes no responsibility if it doesn’t arrive. And I also want my money intact… 💩

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❄☀🌧💴💵👝 Bring my wallet back to me safely through sunshine and rain, through fire and flame, don’t let any force freeze and keep it from me. It belongs to me, and only me, and everything inside shall stay as it was, nothing to be taken, for it belongs to nobody but me. So mote it be.👝💶💷🌧☀❄

Me, because I lost my wallet on a class trip, and the reception is sending it via mail 📬 but she said it she takes no responsibility if it doesn’t arrive. And I also want my money intact… 💩

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❄☀🌧💴💵👝 Bring my wallet back to me safely through sunshine and rain, through fire and flame, don’t let any force freeze and keep it from me. It belongs to me, and only me, and everything inside shall stay as it was, nothing to be taken, for it belongs to nobody but me. So mote it be.👝💶💷🌧☀❄

Me, because I lost my wallet on a class trip, and the reception is sending it via mail 📬 but she said it she takes no responsibility if it doesn’t arrive. And I also want my money intact… 💩

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How I really look vs how I edit my photos from time to time.

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Another shoutout to the demons and monsters that lived under your bed/in your closet and actually obeyed all the arbitrary rules you invented to keep yourself safe, like “if light is touching me at all I can’t be harmed” or “if I’m stepping on carpet I am untouchable” or “if I move my hand in a particular pattern while I walk, I’m off-limits during my voyage through the dark house to the bathroom”.

That was really considerate of them, especially given how biased in your favor those rules were.

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Maybe the first person to get a wish wished that magic never existed.