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Weird naked faceless blot

some friends and I were playing dandys world yesterday, but MG friends blot avatar glitched and we ended up with this guy

My computer doesn't take screenshot though so I had to take shitty pictures with my tablet, so now it looks like the start of a bad creepypasta

Dude just had nothing other than black ichor at the base

He would also flicker just pure void black every time blot was supposed to be blinking

We were trying to get a good creepy image, kinda wonkied but ey, good enough xD

Got photo bombed by another friend in this one,

Kinda looks like either looy is hallucinating or Shelly is running, can't tell which xD

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I always carry a decently large bag with me,

One pocket is for food, water, spare gloves, and any little treats to keep me from fainting when mom decides we gotta fucking speed everywhere

One pocket is for my random junk like this cool chain I got from the second hand store and my mini dice

And the third pocket is kept empty for when my dad and I wanna grab cool rocks and sticks

wait do you guys actually carry purses/bags everywhere you go i really need to know

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You think ghost from hollow knight is a similar situation to kris in deltarune?

Do you think the actual character were playing is dead and we're simply puppeting the body?

Or that ghost knows were possessing them but sense they were created for this exact purpose they just don't question it?

Perhaps they're even happy or proud of the fact they're functioning as a vessel so well if they are able to feel anything

Or they simply don't care, this is their purpose, weather the being controlling them is kind or cruel they have no opinion,

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the doll surgery is nearly complete.

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Im trying to fix him sense hisxarms are deflated and his legs are too short to function (also his eye and nose fell off)

But this wip stage looks like I'm torturing him-

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Bee I literally posted this one second ago HOW DID YOU PRESS LIKE THAT FAST???

Pluto is a planet I WILL die on this fucking hill

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Pluto is a planet I WILL die on this fucking hill

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Ransom thought

Jack acts a lot like season 1 knife did

and paper is competing again

what if jack acedentally crosses a line, bringing up an old trigger for papers second personality from season one, or creating a whole new one by making the situation way too stressful or threatening,

Of course, now that he's fronting "evil" paper hasn't been here sense season 1 when he wasn't needed anymore, he hasn't has time to develop or change, and likely doesn't know everyone isn't immortal anymore, and back when everyone was immortal, murder and mutilation was the best defense mechanism, and sense jack is what triggered "evil" paper to come back from being dormant, he's gonna see jack as the biggest threat to paper

What if jack triggers "evil" paper into fronting again and gets his ass absolutely WOOPED,

Also, going further from this point, what if now that "evil" paper is no longer dormant, he gets the opportunity to actually develop as a character and as one of papers alters, earning him an actual proper name aside from "evil paper" as it becomes more obvious he's just trying to protect paper from the things that are harming or stressing him out, and now that paper is mortal "evil" paper sees himself as more needed than ever before?

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I had a dream where like

It was just inanimate insanity, the only difference being oj was a wheelchair user

And in season one there were two repeated jokes, oj's chair repeatedly getting shoved over, and oj just getting up and walking normally surprising everybody he was with

Then in season 2 they realized those jokes were kinda wonky so they stopped the chair pushing, and clarified oj only needed the chair sometimes, hence why he kept getting up, I think he specifically had some kinda muscle issue?

Other than that it was flat out just inanimate insanity

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I just got the remains of my mom's broken leather shoes

Im gonna turn them into shoulder armor, peak scrapped together goblin armor vibes 👌

I just need a decent leather strap to attach the old shoes to

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Your top two favorite characters of a piece of media suddenly become the most popular ship. How's it going?

It's my favorite ship!

Great!

Good.

Meh.

Bad.

Horrible!

Oh no.

Other

I don't ship characters.

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the amazing physical gym storage room

Stoned af and made the best tweet of my life.

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when your esthetic is mephones repressed gay gemories

Jk jk

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Sometimes a dnd session is kinda a dud and you just sit there for a few hours

Other times you end up crying irl cause oh god you got a bit too in character and the scene was both devastating and amazing at once

I'm playing a 4 foot tall pumpkin golum who specifically commits cartoon villainy and acedentally got bailed out of prison to be drafted into the space army,

I had to be the one to break the news to our boss that we were too late to save his son from the cultists cause my character was the only one who could bring himself to speak after what happened, the pacifist party member had to commit his first ever kill sense if he didn't all of us would die and the kid wouldn't be avenged, and was now having a moral crisis, my pumpkin let our boss know the pacifist was the one who avenged his son, the pacifist earning a promotion and being gifted a crossbow meant for one of the gods of this world back when they were mortal, starting his path to becoming a paladin

It was SO DAMN GOOD! I felt far too many emotions that day

Also our party got a cat who we named "sir regonald big cat" and we got him a little tuxedo

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pirate music forever

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horrible auto-generated caption blunder

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Random rant about the modern internet

Back when I was a kid the internet was my only form of freedom, and it still kinda is (yes i know the act is mostly about youtube right now, but one, its still bad on youtube, two, if it's a success on youtube it will try to spread )

My mom is increadibly overprotective and never lets either of us outside on our own or lets us interact with people (for context were broke and often end up in unsafe locations)

My brother is severely autistic, nonverbal, and can't function on his own, and I myself although passing as functional am not actually in the greatest state mentally.

The internet helped us take care of my brother, helping him find things he loved and could use to talk to us in his own way, and helping my mom know my brothers situation wasn't her fault like the people she knew said it was, and it was my only way to interact with the outside world

The internet was where I met the friends I've had for 6, almost 7 years now, and honestly, without them I'm pretty sure I would've just ended it back when i was a teen, they kept me going, and the freedom the internet used to have let them save me.

With the new advertiser friendly no children on the internet bullshit, other kids in my situation would've never gotten those friends, or the knowladge needed to help them through what was happening, they'd be alone with nothing, and nobody to stop them when they decide death is the only way out.

I know this is an extreme example, but it is fact, this could genuinely get someone or their family killed, cause they can't see any other options.

The internet should be free, kids should be allowed online, and kids should have access to more adult concepts that they can use to save themselves from the worst, or more adult concepts they need to keep themselves safe from,

Knowladge is power, GIVE THE PEOPLE POWER.