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babe wake up, full canon accurate and up-to-date map of the star wars galaxy just dropped

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Massacre on The Snow (Helmet Version)

Art by Hilma Khuriroy || IG  

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whenever i encounter a jedi they do the platonic opposite of rage baiting which is somehow infinitely more potent and absolutely frustrating

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it’s still kinda disappointing that throughout all the game/chapters/patches we’ve never seen some Zakuulans just loosing their shit because of some casual galactic stuff

i mean, you get me, right? they’ve been isolated for centuries and probably have never encountered with aliens/different cultures before Valkorion died. It’s like living in a one small city your whole life without even having an idea of the rest of the world

just take you pick:

Koth literally having a list of the craziest, most weird meals in a galaxy (that even most people of those regions won’t risk touching with a stick) he wants to try. And it’s not like he even likes most of them, but just because it’s weird and fun and omg are those some kind of fried insects’ wings? Give me a pack! Oh, this thing is still alive and probably will try to crawl out of your stomach? I’M ON BITCH. Also he has a whole collections of mini models of Imperial/Republic starships because, yeah, ok, maybe they are less effective and advanced compared to Ethernet Fleet but holy shit the LOOKS!!

some random zakuulans deciding to take a vacation somewhere in the “outlandish” part of the galaxy, and choosing to go to fucking HOTH of all planets. Because like… a planet… THAT IS FULL OF SNOW? AND ICE?? AND NOTHING ELSE?? why would they be interested in megapolises, they already live in one of the most advanced planets in the galaxy? But ilum? tatooine? that’s some unusual shit to go!

SAME zakuulans traveling to more technological worlds and seeing like hutts or ortolans or ugnaughts or smth and be like… is this an animal? it it even sentient?? ho– WAIT IT TALKS?? HOW THE HELL DOES IT TALKS???? no one knows!

Vaylin scrolling through holonet and purely by accident sees some… really weird plant. like defiantly something alien… but it’s pretty and colorful and has a flower in there and she has never seen anything like it and she really REALLY WANTS– anyway Arcann ends up getting her a star wars equivalent of cactus… whatever floats her boat i suppose? The more time goes on and she has a whole damn orangery filled with most exotic flowers/trees/plants of the galaxy. Some of them bites but uhh… Who cares?

knights reading jedi/sith code at larfing at those morons cuz lmao they willingly follow the code that forbids them from falling in love, getting married or having a family?? Pfft, jedi, not only you have zero bitches, you have no understanding of basic social human needs lmao??? Also, how is it absolutely legal to kill your own apprentices if you’re a sith?? Wtf???? That’s not even surprise they’re loosing every war possible, they’re better in exterminating each other than their own fucking enemies!

Senya just randomly asking outlander about other species like:

Senya*points at some alien* is this a human?

Outlander: No, that’s Chiss, they’re humanoid bu-

Senya*points at another*: it that a human?

Outlander: No it’s just a Mirialan, half-lizards

Senya: ok that! *points at miraluka* that IS a human right??

Outlander: no.

Senya: Alright, is there a reason they all look exactly like humans almost drowned in gouache paint? Were they somehow created from human genes? Or did they evolve from us somehow?

Outlander: you ask me??….. I mean… twi’leks were artificially made by Rakata and uh… technically pureblood sith aren’t actually pureblood they… uh… they’re all half-breed because of humans- I d-… I don’t know??? 

Senya: (ಠ_ಠ)

you know… that would probably go another way as well

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Sith warrior: Omg! I became Emperor's wrath I am the best!

The humble Sith inquisitor:

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What if Knights of the Fallen Empire wasn’t one size fits all? Previously:  Sith Inquisitor & Jedi Consular Imperial Agent

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What if Knights of the Fallen Empire wasn’t one size fits all? Previously, Sith Inquisitor & Jedi Consular Next Republic Trooper

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what if? Star Wars the Old Republic Knights of the Fallen Empire wasn’t one size fits all… but actually accommodated to class stories See also Imperial Agent Republic Trooper

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One thing I find kind of funny is how the Sith Inquisitor's "heir to a long lost bloodline" plot, because it's not like there's anything special about your bloodline, and you're not related to anyone special, either. Aloysius is your only known ancestor and his feat was... being an important person's general for a few decades, if that.

And what do you get for being related to this one dead guy who, as far as we know, was the height of your family's power and its lowest point? Uh... a mask. A lightsaber. And, like... help. That's it. The biggest thing you get is granddaddy saving your ass, and gesturing vaguely to a potential solution for your problems.

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so badly want to play a togruta guy but i can't get over how stupid the montrals and lekku look

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nice pair of characters who trust each other more than anyone else in the whole entire world it would sure be a shame if one of them betrayed that trust for the sake of trying to keep the other alive. it would sure be a shame to love someone so much you destroy them

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Some fun pureblood biology headcanons: - Force Lightning users sometimes get staticky when they’re excited or angry - Those little ridges are vestigial fins used to regulate temperature during the hot summers that used to occur on prehistoric Korriban. They get the Sith equivalent of “goosebumps” when their ridges flare up in the heat - Sith babies purr when they are content. For adults it is less common and seen as immature, but to most aliens it’s ridiculously cute - Sith have two livers and as a result can drink most other species under the table - Forked tongues are rare but seen as attractive. Some eccentrics undergo surgery to get the “perfect split” - Sith have a tapetum lucidum (reflective animal eye). Some Sith don’t like taking pictures with the flash enabled for this reason. - Some less common sugars have a mild hallucinogenic effect on Sith. It’s sometimes known as a “sugar rush”, but it differs from the human definition. - Sith have semi-retractable “claws”. However, they can typically only extend them a few millimeters. - Sith are basically lizard cats - Knocking things off of desks and licking random bugs are common impulses - Hate Water So Muhchhhch…..it bad

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mutuals. do any of you have the really long photo of qui gon jinn that says "is this guy bothering you queen" i need it

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I had to negate the bad vibes of one sketch with the good vibes of Koth in another.

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Skadge getting a bunk with the crew like he deserves. 

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uoahh he returns again

twitters dying so i thought i'd pop in here yet again.

swtor brainrots been going continuously for about 10 months now so woo have this stupid little drawing to do with my main toon and Theron Shan