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hungry .

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One of these days I am going to have to deal with the impact that Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess had on my psyche. Namely, being able to turn into a sick wolf, the 2000s level of melancholic isolation and unforgiving emptiness, and being commanded by a dom woman.

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the thing about going to bed early is that it doesn't stop you from being awake at one am anyway. doctors dont tell you this

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the muna dyke tank top except it says “igneous intrusion”

do you see the vision

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what are many or several of you on about.

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sorry for being weird, the loneliness and the need for a deeper, more meaningful human connection is eating me alive

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Look, I'm a simple guy. You give me silly little robot/automaton guys and gals singing silly little songs, I am going to be entranced. I am going to be lifetime supporters. I am going to be obsessed. AND, if they context and lore within their own little musical universe and produce interesting MVs...? By golly. Homerun. Every single time.

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beautiful mutuals could have me in their home for 3 whole months if they have an aquarium nearby and love in their hearts

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cell bio professor closed out today's lecture on free-radical oxidation in mitochondria and programmed cell death by saying "you've probably all seen those commercials for fruit juice that says it's got antioxidants, which are said to prevent this sort of thing from happening, or at least slow it down. well, they don't work. this is an inevitable fact of life— this process that lets us live is also the thing that kills us, and it's why all of us will die someday. there's no escaping that. it's been with us since the dawn of eukaryotic cells; our pact with mitochondria is to the death. anyway, enjoy the rest of your friday, and remember, exam four is next week!"

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what if

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to understnd trigun you need to be at leaast a little suicidal, asexual, and transgender. and into bdsm

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are you guys gonna wrap it up with the dog motif anytime soon

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I’m going insane. why would helium and carbonate rock formations do this to me. I’m drawing so many lines and dots on this slideshow. I’m making up numbers about how risky helium is and also how much money does it cost to get it out of there (the earth). Im eating midnight macdonals and multiplying so many numbers together

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starting a collection #blackmold

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blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

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"60-70,000 geese" is the new "i found 100,000 dollars"