Dan. He/him. 35 ancient years old. I answer as @trilliondollarbooty.
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Charli XCX
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Dylan O'Brien & Tyler Posey
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I used to post non stop about slime boys and now I work for the federal government...
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future spouse: what’s your favorite work of homoerotic literature?
me, thinking about the “living in a log cabin with thor” reddit comment: hmmm….at the risk of limiting the great gatsby to its subtext-
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Dylan O'Brien & Tyler Posey
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Dylan O'Brien and Tyler Posey at the TWINLESS premiere
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the teen wolf sleeper agent in my brain just spontaneously combusted
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the problem with calling inanimate objects “girl” is that once you start you cannot stop. I said “girl” to the dishwasher because that bitch would not close no matter how hard I whacked her pussy. what is wrong with me
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yeah actually we removed the big bad wolf from the little red riding hood story because portraying violence against minors is really messed up. yeah. yeah also the wolf narrative was really predatory and had had some icky grooming vibes and a fable meant for literal children shouldn’t have implied p*do shit and grape so now little red riding hood goes into the woods and nothing happens and she goes to grandma’s house. don’t worry our kids will still stick to the path and know not to follow to wolves implicitly because we told them to and children should always do as their told. just like little red riding hood does now.
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The alien stuffed toy is Aftonsparv from IKEA.
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