what language do they speak at the center of the earth
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Wally: I can't believe it. She likes you.
Sammy: Everybody likes me.
Wally: People on ecstasy don't even like you.
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someone: *runs*
me: nice sonic reference
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MONEY
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what do people in relationships even do
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Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*
My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC
Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*
My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged
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me
(to the tune of The Final Countdown) it’s a mental breakdown
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Why I'm single
Crush: so what do ya wanna do
Me: *internally* *sex murder party blasts*
Me:
Crush:
Me: ...
Me: idk mate it's up to you
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Noodle: Welcome to bible study! We're all children of Jesus
Noodle, filming Murdoc snorting coke: Kumbaya, my Lord!
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2-D: You know, I used to be able to put two legs behind my head.
Murdoc: I mean, I can do that, too. Just not MY legs.
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Russel, standing outside of Noodle’s room: NOODLE, WE NEED TO GO! COME OUT!
Noodle: I’M GAY
Russel: NOT WHAT I MEANT BUT I STILL SUPPORT YOU
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My anxiety has kept me up for over fifty hours.
2-D (via shit-the-gorillaz-never-said)
Me too
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