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may 22nd me here

i have only just now realized that i tagged my last post (the eggman's announcement one) as "terezi peixes" instead of "terezi pyrope" and i can't change it for 4 months

never let past me cook again

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THIS IS A REMAKE OF A PREVIOUS POST FROM THE SAME USER (WHICH IS ALSO A HOMESTUCK REFERENCE)

CONCLUSION: NEW SUPER HOMESTUCK REFERENCE U DELUXE

a group of friends will always have at least one of the following:

gay who's constantly angry

one with the horrors

pokemon fan

tortured by visions

catgirl

fashionable bitch

ace attorney fan

murderous bisexual

"sigma male"

clown

prettyboy

disney princess

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PURPLE BLOODED TROLLS, WHO ARE REPRESENTED BY THE CAPRICORN SYMBOL (and its variants) ARE ALL LITERALLY CLOWNS

CONCLUSION: HOMESTUCK REFERENCE

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BONUS HOMESTUCK REFERENCE: IN ACT 1, JOHN PROTOTYPES HIS KERNELSPRITE WITH A HARLEQUIN DOLL, WHICH CAUSES THE DERSIAN KING AND QUEEN OF HIS SESSION TO GAIN A HARLEQUIN THEMING

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IN THE TROLL BLOOD CASTE SYSTEM (don't ask) PURPLE BLOODS ARE ONE OF THE HIGHEST CASTES (and therefore run the government). COINCIDENTALLY, EVERY PURPLE-BLOODED TROLL IS A LITERAL CLOWN.

CONCLUSION: POSSIBLE HOMESTUCK REFERENCE

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HOMESTUCK REFERENCE

hey everyone, i'm playing a game of chess and we've been stuck in this stalemate for an eternity, does anyone have any suggestions for how to evolve the game?

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IN HOMESTUCK TROLLS REPRODUCE BY PLACING THEIR "genetic material" IN A BUCKET WHERE IT IS TAKEN BY A DRONE TO A ARDOUS PROCESS I NEVER WANT TO EXPLAIN

CONCLUSION: HOMESTUCK REFERENCE

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I'D RATHER NOT EXPLAIN THIS ONE ACTUALLY

CONCLUSION: HOMESTUCK REFERENCE

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GUYSON ROBLOX IS TWO WORDS WITH SIX LETTERS EACH AND THEREFORE A VALID TROLL NAME

CONCLUSION:HOMESTUCK REFERENCE

first name Guyson last name Roblox

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no comment

CONCLUSION: UNINTENTIONAL HOMESTUCK REFERENCE

wtf i had a dream last night that i was obsessed with learning about man-made objects that had wound up in space one way or another and every article or infographic displayed the bounds of space, as in the outer edge of the universe and the only thing beyond that was king tut? like it would either just be his name or a graphic of the sarcophagus staring back at me from the black void

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IN INTERMISSION 1, THE 13TH MEMBER OF THE FELT, BISCUITS, HIDES IN HIS OVEN TO "TRAVEL TO THE FUTURE" (at a rate of 1 second per second)

CONCLUSION: UNINTENTIONAL HOMESTUCK REFERENCE

puts u in the microwave and sends u to the future

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REFERENCE 1: COLOR BASED CASTE SYSTEM. NO OTHER COMMENT. (SIDE NOTE WHY WAS THIS TEXT GRAY IN THE EDITOR)

CONCLUSION: HOMESTUCK REFERENCE

REFERENCE 2: TEREZI PYROPE IS BLIND BUT HAS THE ABILITY TO SMELL COLORS.

CONCLUSION: UNINTENTIONAL HOMESTUCK REFERENCE

Next Pixar movie is going to be called Colors. It will be about different colors living in color city

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NO COMMENT

CONCLUSION: HOMESTUCK REFERENCE

a group of friends will always have at least one of the following:

gay who's constantly angry

tortured by voices

pokemon fan

tortured by visions

catgirl

fashionable bitch

likes to smell anything

murderous lesbian

sigma male

clown

superiority complex

disney princess

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idk if you accept submissions but i'll try https://www.tumblr.com/greenyball/718343005551132672?source=share

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IN HOMESTUCK, TROLLS ARE BORN IN A CAVERN AND ARE FORCED TO UNDERGO A SERIES OF TRIALS IN ORDER TO ESCAPE

CONCLUSION: POSSIBLE HOMESTUCK REFERENCE

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https://www.tumblr.com/sapper-in-the-wire/720746842180157440

Possible homestuck reference “god-tier”????

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WHILE "GOD-TIER" IS A HOMESTUCK REFERENCE, THE SECOND HALF OF THE POST MAKES IT CLEAR THAT IT IS NOT ABOUT HOMESTUCK.

CONCLUSION: PARTIAL HOMESTUCK REFERENCE

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APRIL 13TH (413) IS THE DAY THAT (MOST OF) HOMESTUCK TAKES PLACE AS WELL AS WHEN THE FIRST PAGE WAS UPLOADED, JOHN EGBERT'S BIRTHDAY, AND A RECURRING NUMBER THROUGHOUT THE SERIES (E.G. TEREZI'S TYPING QUIRK USING THE NUMBERS 4, 1, AND 3 TO REPLACE A, I, AND E RESPECTIVELY).

CONCLUSION: HOMESTUCK REFERENCE

Customer: MONTH AND DATE DMV: 13=GANG Verdict: ACCEPTED