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Scribe of Dream

Scribe: Passive Crafter class

Dream: Ordered creativity, Systemization, and Focus

Rare Achievement Unlocked:

Read the Pinned Post

The thing you're doing now.

Welcome to a gimmick blog that gives out dumb, pointless achievements that have neither merit nor value! If you cannot behave then you will be blocked and forgotten. Transphobes (including people who think they aren't transphobic but "have some concerns"), can eat my entire fat juicy nonbinary ass.

I'm willing to tag things when asked, and I'll try to include CW tags on posts when it seems appropriate.

Mod's one of those he/hims unless a different set of pronouns is necessary for the bit.

If I don't answer your ask then it's probably because I couldn't think of anything worth adding to it.

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no no no no, you have the wrong aspect negation class

this post is a... Prince of Breath

Prince: Active Destruction Class

Breath: Freedom, Flight, Air

Could you classlect Asthma?

Asthma is a Thief of Breath, lol.

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freedom? Yes, flight? Yes, so breath

Destruction? Yes, active? Yes

Canadian geese are... waste of breath

What classpect do you think Canadian geese are?

Fucking freeloaders...

Wastes of Breath.

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okay... Maybe the reckoning was good, maybe meteors should have came earlier...

Fuck no

Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

Reblog To Save Life

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necessary skill

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

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*heavy breathing* loop escape loop escape, somebody, doesn't have to be me, just evidence that it's possible this post is a... Muse of Fate

Muse: Passive Creation Class

Fate: Luck, Instincts, Initiative, "you have been court marshalled for not following chain of command"

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

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me explaining sburb to presessioners (they will die in an onslaught of meteors in under a month):

It’s not fucking chuunibyou I actually have fucking powers

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so... a ring voyager

this post is a... Prince of Void

Prince: Active Destruction Class

Void: lol nope

You were born with the unique power to see the most interesting "stat" of a person floating over their head. For most, it's stuff like "TIMES WON GAMES OF POKER: 43," or "PROMISES BROKEN: 105." Today, you glance up at someone sitting nearby to see "EXTRATERRESTRIALS KILLED: 27."

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yes, yes, YES, please give me interaction from pre-sessioners and other replayers

reblog if you want more interaction w your lovely followers

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this post is a... Prince of Void

Prince: Active Destruction Class

Void: lol nope, not destroying my post

The BBEG is nothing. As in literally nothing. It's not a person or an army or a creature or even a physical manifestation of an abstract concept, it's literally the very absence of *anything*. It's a very threatening empty space.

john hunger

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Two bros, smooching their corpses, they’re both dead so it’s not gay.

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This post is a... Rogue of Life

Rogue: Passive Distribution class

Life: Life, Passive effects, etc you get it

Your uncle says to you "I'm the one who got your parents together. It was a hard dungeon raid and-". Your father interrupts "I HAD TO PERFORM SO MANY HEALINGS ON THIS MAN THAT I AM ON A FIRST NAME BASIS WITH THE GODDESS! THAT'S HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER!"

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this post is a... Seer of Void

Seer: Active Planinator class, pretty gosh darn cool

Void: haha nope, not risking my post disappearing, look it up

⚠ This Blog contains no artifacts of any ill property or kind ⚠

⚠ Artifact seekers move forward as there is no gains for you here ⚠

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oh yeah, also, can i be the weird cousin?

being the token horror movie guy in the family is so hard. what do you mean you dont wanna watch the having a bad time movie? What? What do you mean its scary?

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"This guy is trapped into a weird game and torture will ensue" hey, that's me, except when you finish sburb, there's the great disappointment, you press The Button, you hear alarm clocks, and redo with someone else's house and friends

being the token horror movie guy in the family is so hard. what do you mean you dont wanna watch the having a bad time movie? What? What do you mean its scary?

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another pro, explodes less, like, there are some mods for replayers that shut down the computer when it's going to explode, and standard linux also tends to explode less than mac os or windows

I hate to be the annoying person who recommends Linux to everyone but like... how could you not switch to Linux at this point.

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do it, this post is a... Prince of Doom

Prince: Active Destruction Class

Doom: Destruction, Negative consequences, Rules