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dress like your rising sign for comfort and good first impressions

dress like your sun sign when alone

dress like your moon or mercury sign only when you must

dress like your venus sign to feel your hottest

dress like your mars sign to look your hottest

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your vaguely awkward and socially inept vibe has captivated me

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if you shot me with a gun id pribably be pretty mad but due to my laconic and forgetful nature i bet we could still be friends

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The fact that im getting raw dogged by life everyday. Don’t have any medication to take the edge off. Nor any addiction, I don’t even got a religion or spirituality to fall back on. Im facing this life stone cold sober every goddamn day??? Why???

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I don't like that you look gross when you're sick. you should get to look really hot and cool and tragic

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I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.

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found a rock in the kitchen and as I was about to throw it in the trash I thought "wait this is cruel I should let it outside" as if it was a living thing

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unhelpful + personal-observations-based guide on rising signs

aries rising -

confidence you’ll assume is earned. they radiate all things associated with fire and small dogs.

taurus rising -

within minutes of meeting you trust them with your life for inexplicable reasons. prominent sun sign, but with muted colours or as if seeing their sun sign through frosted glass.

gemini rising -

feels like talking to a version of yourself. old pictures of them look like unrelated strangers. good advisors, bad decision makers.

cancer rising -

look like the moon. softens the edges of their sun sign.

leo rising -

glow like amber in sunlight. your eyes automatically draw towards them. talking to them feels like remembering past summers.

virgo rising -

appear as if they’re always running out of time for something. make structured sun signs appear chaotic and chaotic sun signs appear structured. you’ll think they have things under control, knowing they don’t.

libra rising -

smell good. symmetrical. calming, like talking to a mother, in the mythological sense. good therapists and advisors.

scorpio rising -

sharp, determined eyes. talking to them may give you an uneasy feeling of them knowing your secrets, or feeling like you’ve said too much.

sagittarius rising -

big smiles. searching eyes. always going somewhere. jokes about anything. makes their sun sign sparkle.

capricorn rising -

children described as ’old souls’. prominent bones, angular faces. after talking to them you reflect on the future, not the present.

aquarius rising -

immediately recognizeable and unforgettable. everything they do feels unique. their pre-school teachers recognize them on the street. odd or heavy accessories. sharp, like snowflakes or stars.

pisces rising -

big eyes. creatives. look small even when they aren’t. experts in romantisizing details of every day life.

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when someone is better than me at something I started learning first

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this blog is 60% astrological knowledge and 40% biases based on irl experiences btw

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the cycle of life

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A relationship where they’re like a big dog and i’m like their favorite plush toy they carry everywhere

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I got six words for you: I got four words for you: I got 2 words: Fuck you

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polycule where one guy has an “i can fix him” mindset and another guy has an “i can make him worse” mindset about the same third guy. net zero moral change

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"i can fix him" i want him flat on his back. helpless, tender, open with only me to help.

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(stepping onto someones elses 2 note vent post with my hand raised and my chest puffed out) i Also would like to kill myself