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Yoshi!!

Just took a piss, feeling not full of piss

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new photo wall plus new f1 mini legos from my dad for my birthday

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Hi guys it’s my birthday today i’m 20!!!

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Same…because no yeah no

I WILL be crying my eyes out in sadness if my poor matthew Schaefer has to go to the islanders 💔

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Ahh yess i wish…🫶🏻

us..this is us they are watching hockey I know it!! will and mack are on the screen and they are so excited!!

that's us!!! literally!!!!!!!!! 🥰

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thank yew getty images I found so many cool hockey photos of my guys especially from the draft eeee (berkly catton is like the goat forgive me for putting way too many pics of him)

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In honor of my last post here is a sequel!

Hockey players who I think smell good and what they smell like in my opinion:

Nico Hischier:(tom ford cherry smoke)

Connor bedard: (axe body spray apollo and old spice swagger shampoo)

Krill Kaprizov: (joe malone cypress and grapevine)

Will smith: (warm vanilla and cedarwood)

Macklin Celebrini: (bleu de chanel)

Fraser Minten: (Dior sauvage)

Juraj Slafkovský: ( Baccarat Rouge 540)

Joseph Woll:(old spice fiji shampoo and acqa di gio)

Brayden Yager:(sunshine and rainbows jk pixie dust by demiter)

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Hockey players who I think are stinky (smelly and mayhaps a terrible person):

The Tkachuk brothers (pee yew)

Brad Marchand (yucky)

Trevor Zegras (does that man even know what the word deodorant means)

Sebastian Aho (fétido)

Connor McDavid (🤮)

Tyler Bertuzzi (I know his breath reeks)

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So this is like the most correct take ever..

I severely dislike richard verschoor. You take out my sweet arvid, then you think its funny to overtake my pepe, and then you think its funny to take my sweet american’s dream away. How dare you? You’ve been in f2 for like 5 years now go home you old twat

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Thank you!!! Don’t know why all of a sudden people have found this post and decided to re blog it but grateful nonetheless!!

My favorite hockey players as Indycar drivers:

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I’m a comms major too!!!

EN: What is their major? What’s Ryan and Gabe’s major?

Will: We’re all Communications. EN: (laughing) Fucking motherfuckers! And theater class too! ——-

EN: How many classes do you have together actually? Will: I have 5…all of my classes with Ryan. And then 4 out of the 5 with Gabe, because he takes French.

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My favorite hockey players as star wars characters:

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Did you watch all of the 500?

Of course woo palou is the winner yayy!

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um guys wtf is this race…just hoping siegel stays safe 🙏🏻✌🏻( yes I watched some of the race in a hot tub we have one because the old owners who have been empty nesters for years were downgrading to a town home and left it for us because they had no place for it they are so sweet we see them around town sometimes and they always say hi and stuff love them)

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happy indy 500 day go pato!!!

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Hey…sorry for being mia recently i’ve been super busy with school I moved out of my dorm had my sisters graduation but I probably won’t be active on here for a bit because one of my best friends from high school unfortunately passed away from seizures I got the news yesterday it hit me hard I was just messaging them last week and now they aren’t here anymore sorry about not posting much it’s been hectic and i’m just very unhappy and i’ve been texting and calling friends checking up on them and everything so i’ve not had the chance to think of what to post on here..I don’t know when i’ll post next but it’ll be a good one ☝🏻

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I fear i’ve discovered something absolutely awful..I can’t get it out of my head now..