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“MAGNUS! You’re reblogging things into the wrong blog!”

“CRAP! Sorry!”

“I’m keeping the Jojo Megan post, though!”

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Megan Thee Stallion as Trish Una

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Who in the group is the gayest?

"I win by body count, alone!"

"KILLING PEOPLE MAKES YOU GAY?!?"

"Kali. DMs. I'll explain 'body count'."

"Nova, I get the 'countless lovers of all genders' thing puts you on the scoreboard, but like..."

"Theo is our resident homosexual. Shouldn't that be the winning factor?"

"Perhaps, but that's also a smidge biphobic and panphobic."

"Shit, you're right..."

"Also, I have Theo next to me pleading with me not to bring him into this conversation."

"How many are we talking, Nova?"

"If you're willing to answer..."

"Oh, I've lost count! Thousands of years of smooching men, women, and nonbinary demons can do that to you. And angels. And purgatorials. And humans."

"Okay, fine. You win."

"Yeah, I got ex-lovers across the gender spectrum, but I know he's got me beat."

"YES! The only thing I win at: Being a whore!"

"I say with compassion."

"Thanks for the question, Anon!"

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Question for Silvia: what's your favorite move and why?

This question can be answered by anyone else who wants to tho, do whatever you want forever, I'm not your dad

"Oh, Brendle Ellipsis! You've chosen a weakness of mine!"

"In terms of horror movies, my favorites are Halloween, Gremlins 1+2, Darkness Falls, and Candyman. Candyman is probably my absolute favorite."

"In terms of regular movies, I think my favorite movie ever is The Shape of Water. I love Guillermo Del Toro so much!"

"I also have an extreme weakness to some romantic comedies like While You Were Sleeping, Practical Magic, and Sleepless in Seattle."

"And you may not be their dad, but I am the commander of movies in this household! EVERYONE STATE YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE SO FAR!"

"Porco Rosso, baby! And Robots, cause you know how I am."

"I haven't had strong feelings on most, but I did really like Parasite."

"Everything Everywhere All At Once. I keep rewatching it and crying."

"Attack the Block."

"THEO!?! PICKING A HORROR MOVIE?!? I mean, I know I made you watch it, but I didn't think it'd be your favorite!"

"It wasn't scary, but it was super cool!"

"Belle from 2021. There are far better movies, but that one makes me the happiest."

"Into the Spiderverse. In fact, I really like superhero movies."

"I should meet you with my mother, Kali. She's a big MCU fan."

"What about you, Nova?"

"Oh, um... I didn't think I was included in this, since I'm not living in the Valentine house... Let me think."

"The Iron Giant"

"Wait, really?!?"

"Didn't stick you for an animation fan."

"Is that bad?"

"Not at all. Animation is awesome, and I love that movie."

"I just didn't expect that answer from you."

"Anyway! Thanks for the movie question, Brendle! Always happy to unleash my inner cinephile!"

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Which among you can do a backflip. This is vital information. I'm not trying to discover your weaknesses or anything

"Before I became a soldier, I trained in dance and acrobatics in school. My mother always kept me athletic."

"I definitely still can."

"I think only you and I can, Eris."

"Kali probably could if she was given enough momentum from something else, but on her own, she's admitted her size gets in the way."

"I can, too!"

"With or without the help of your wings, flappy boy?"

"Without! You forget my skills with the lance."

"Even without my wings, I'm quite the acrobat."

"Guess that makes the three of us 'Backflip Buddies', huh?"

"BACKFLIP BUDDIES!"

"BACKFLIP BUDDIES!"

"Yeah, no. I'm not partaking in this stupidity."

"Thanks for the question, Anon."

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I dont have a question. Just wanted to say I love Theo's profile pic, Zoro my beloved.

"Wait..."

"CAN PEOPLE SEE MY PROFILE PIC?!?"

"I mean, that is the function of a profile pic."

"...I think I'm going to die."

"It's not a big deal, Theo."

"Being a Zoro simp is like the most normal One Piece thing ever."

"Like, I'm down to clown with him too."

"But you can always change it."

"I refuse."

"I respect the commitment to your man."

"I know nothing of the man, Theo. But googling pictures, I can understand the appeal."

"Also, Adicus and I have been watching a lot of animation lately. Would you recommend One Piece to us?"

"Adicus would definitely adore it. I'm not sure about you."

"You should watch it anyway. I totally want to drag you to the next con dressed as Robin or Hancock."

"Oh! Should I change my cosplay plans?"

"I agreed to go with the two of you in December, but I'm already working on a Lisa Lisa cosplay."

"YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING JOJO'S!?!"

"PRIVATE CALL! I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!"

"Thank you for the question, Anon!"

"I mean... Compliment to my profile pic."

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Question for Kali! What pop divas have you been listening to?

"Oh! I've been listening and learning through so many! I started with Whitney, Janet, and Celine, which Silvia recommended to me."

"The divine trio. It is said they made the Triforce."

"On my own, I've explored Mariah Carey, Beyonce, Diana Ross, Rihanna, Gaga, Ariana, and recently Chappell Roan. Adicus and Verone are also exploring a lot of music too, so they got me into Adele, Gloria Estefan, and Florence and The Machine. Last one isn't really pop, though."

"Damn. Silvia wasn't kidding. You really do love music! I barely have time to focus on a new album half the time."

"But I gotta ask... Britney Spears?"

"Not yet. She's on the list. Silvia's brother recommended her."

"KURT IS A BRITNEY FAN!?!"

"Oof. Lemme tell ya..."

"More importantly, next on Kali's list is Megan Thee Stallion. Which means Kali will get to join Magnus and myself in... Megan festivities."

"...What kind of festivities?"

"I walk in on the two of them shaking their butts and joining in on her songs. I wanted in. Although, I have to prepare myself for something called a 'WAP'?"

"....."

"We should probably end this question."

"Oh! Okay! Thank you so much for asking me this question, Anonymous! I love talking about music!"

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Introduction

".....Hmmm...? What's this?"

"OMG, we finally opening the Q&A?"

"It's about time! People need to know about me! :D"

"Yeah, sorry everyone! I know I talked about this a while ago, but we have had the chance to set it up until now."

"Yay!!1 I've been wanting to see how my profile picture would come out!"

"Hey! Don't forget! Nova said no selfies for our profile pics!"

"Don't worry! Kali isn't using a selfie. I know exactly who that is, which... mad respect."

"And I love the picture of Arcy, Eris!"

"I don't know the man in your picture, Silvia, but I like his flower crown."

"Thanks, but... The crown is fake."

"He's not really wearing it. I added it."

"Oh... A shame. Still lovely."

"There we go! Was having a hard time sending messages for some reason."

"I thought you could talk into the phone, and it just types the message for you!"

"I mean, you can, but... Wait, Robin Hood!?!"

"Saw it recently with Verone and Ellie. I really liked it."

"Wait! Where's Theo?"

"I'm here."

"We can't be too shy on here, Theo. If people have a question for you, you gotta answer, okay?"

"Fine... As long as it isn't too embarrassing."

"Okay! Remember: We're here to answer any questions that any angels, demons, or purgatorials have for us! Answer them so they get to know us better! As long as we behave ourselves, this should be good PR!"

"Wait, can't humans read our questions too?"

"We've disabled Tumblr for humans. We still can't trust humanity to be able handle what we are."

"So... If I hacked this Tumblr to be visible to humans as well... That would be... bad?"

"YOU DIDN'T!"

"HA! Gotcha! ...I would never..."

"Ugh... And along with our questions, we'll also be posting semi-canon stories!"

"What do you mean, semi-canon?"

"Don't worry about it. And the first story stars Silvia!"

*GASP*

"Little ol' me? And just in time for Halloween?"

"Yup! And Magnus should be next!"

"So if anyone has any burning questions, feel free to ask any one of us!"

"Just... respect if we can't answer the question. Read the rules."

"Thanks, everyone!"

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The Infinite Corridor

Short Story starring Silvia Valentine

Also Starring: Kurt Valentine, Cindy Valentine, Michael, and Nova Lilum

Summary: Silvia, lover of horror that she is, takes the chance to enter the newest, scariest haunted house in the local park. However, things go south when an invited stranger gives her a chase through the very haunted house she was hoping to enjoy.

Warnings: Strong language, fake horror scenarios, real horror scenarios, stalkers, fake gore, reference to a strange creature

The sounds of horrific screaming and chainsaws echoed the theme park grounds. The horror theme was timely for the month of October, and the midnight hour had just passed. Silvia Valentine, and her close brother, Kurt, were patiently waiting in the line of another haunted house. Silvia let out a great yawn. “Oooaaah! Can’t wait to shower after all this…”

“I mean… We can leave now, you know.” Kurt replied.

“Yeah, but we’ve come this far. And I really want to see this one!”

Kurt sighed in defeat. “Fine…”

As the two spoke, they could see a small figure approaching them. They both turned to see their sister, Cindy, sneaking her way to the outer rim of the queue to talk to them. “Hey!” She gleamed with a bright and sunny shine, despite all the miserable decor. She adjusted her glasses, having snuck her way over to them through abnormal pathing. She was holding onto an empty beer glass that had lights and ‘zombie infection’ theming. “You two have been in this line foreve-”

A guy further down the line called out, “Hey! No cutting in line!”

Cindy’s sparkling personality died for a moment. “I’m not cutting your stupid fucking line! I need to ask them a question!” They could faintly hear the guy going, ‘Jeez, sorry…’ Cindy took a deep breath and dug her finger through her blonde hair. “Okay.” She was back to her sunny side. “Is this the last one you two are doing?”

Silvia smirked. “Oh, this is more than the last one. This is… ‘the big one’.”

Cindy glanced at Kurt. “That means ‘what’ exactly?”

“This is the ‘Infinite Corridor' haunted house. Basically, it’s three times longer than the other houses, averaging at about 10-15 minutes.” Kurt didn’t seem thrilled.

Cindy became disgusted. “Ugh… I could barely stand the werewolf one you both forced me to do, and I felt like we sprinted out of that one.” She shrugged it off. “Well, you two enjoy. Gonna get one last drink for the night, and then when you two get out… funnel cake?”

“Hell yeah!” Silvia growled.

“Good!” Cindy walked away and waved. “Toodles!”

Silvia stretched as the line moved closer. “Not long now.” Kurt didn’t really respond. “...Hey.” He turned to her in response. “If you want to skip this one, it’s no problem. I can get through it by myself.”

Kurt nodded in denial, stoically. “I need to make sure you’re safe.”

“I can take care of myself! Besides… I got Michael.”

“Has Michael even shown themselves while we’ve been here?”

Silvia scratched her head. “Well… No, but I get the sense that they understand the danger that we’re going through here is ‘fake, play danger’.”

“They… still haven’t spoken to you, right?”

“Oh, the moment Michael speaks to me, you’ll definitely know.” Silvia said. As she did, the line moved towards a point that they were next to go inside.

An attendant approached them both. “Before I let you two in, some words of advice! This house has flashing strobe lights, a maze of mirrors, and visual illusions. You have a wide gap between you and the next guest, so don’t rush through the house too fast for your own safety. There are scare actors, but they will not touch you. Please do not touch or harm the scare actors. If at any time, you wish to leave the house, let an attendant or a scare actor know: They will lead you to the nearest exit. And most importantly: Have fun!”

“Thanks!” Silvia responded with excitement .Without another word, they were let in, walking into a massive black tarp entrance.

A warm green glow welcomed them to what seemed like the lobby of a macabre hotel. Bleeding luggage was scattered, creating the pathway that the two of them had to follow. It led them closer to the front desk of the ‘hotel’. The lone attendant spoke to them, only showing one side of his face. “Welcome to the Infinite Corridor.” He turned his face, revealing that half of his face was skinless. “Enjoy your stay…”

Silvia giggled. “You look awesome!” Kurt practically had to pull her away into the next area. They walked through what seemed like a hotel hallway. There were no lights, but the green glow in the dark hue gave them plenty of vision.

Kurt wrapped his arms around Silvia’s shoulders, putting them in a position to stay together. He maintained this position half to keep her from harm, but also half because he was really scared.

As they passed the door to a hotel room, someone on the other side of the door suddenly began banging on the door, scaring them both to a yelp. Slvia’s yelp was followed by a laugh.

As they continued, they left the hotel hallway, into a dark corner. The dark corner had an attendant, implying this was a checkpoint in case anyone wanted to leave. The attendant nodded, as the siblings continued through the tour.

Suddenly, the two were scared by a scare actor dressed like a journalist, as he took a ‘picture’ of them with a flash camera. The ‘journalist’ spoke to them. “This is a crime scene! You shouldn’t be here!” The two continued, knowing that this was just part of the house. As they continued, they were inching towards ‘the crime scene’, which had an entryway made from a clear plastic sheet.

Kurt spoke to Silvia. “I guess the theme is that the corridor takes you through infinite realms of horror or something…”

They proceeded into ‘the crime scene’. It was a massive hallway filled with dangling corpses, which were obviously plastic. Still, the aura was uncomfortable for them both. Before they could make another step, the entire room lit up with a bright light and the sound of a camera going off echoed with it. The effect created the illusion that they were constantly being photographed as part of the crime scene, as the light and sound would repeat every five seconds.

Both were disoriented by the flashing light repeating. Kurt winced in annoyance, while Silvia took his hand and tried to lead him through the dangling corpses. “Just follow me!” She called out. As she led, she tried to glance around at all the corpses, trying to see if any of them were scare actors trying to get them. It seemed unlikely to her, as they had to push the dangling corpses out of the way to get to the other side.

The flashing continued, much to their dismay.

As Silvia continued searching the area, she began seeing a figure in the area. A tall, looming figure that towered over all the corpses, to a disturbing degree. She glanced up, only to see that the head of the figure had a crescent shape. Their flesh was a dark purple. She gasped. “Michael?” In another flash, Michael disappeared.

“You okay?” Kurt called out, as Silvia had stopped.

“Yeah!” She continued. “Sorry, I thought I saw something.”

They made it to the other side of the crime scene, and out of the flashing lights.

Silvia rubbed her eyes. “Didn’t like that segment one bit.” As she cleared her vision, they found themselves at another checkpoint.

Kurt was massaging his forehead. “Sil, I’m sorry, I can’t… I gotta stop. Those flashing lights just gave me the worst migraine…”

“No, that’s totally fair!” She waved towards the attendant. “He wants to leave.”

Kurt glanced at Silvia in surprise. “But what about you?”

Silvia waved it off. “I’ll be fine. I’ll get through this in no time. Don’t worry.”

As the attendant led Kurt out, he glanced at his sister with a look of immense worry.

Silvia was alone, walking through the darkness of the checkpoint. She took a deep breath and kept going… only to be greeted by bright colors and lights.

The next area was a fun house. Carnival music blared through the speakers and massive lights rotated, making the area look like a celebration. Silvia bounced a bit to the music, as she was still having fun. As she turned the corner, she could see a psychotic clown stand further down the hall. The clown began mimicking her bounce as she slowly got closer to him. “Hi.”

“Hi!” The clown said with a demented voice. “Do you like clowns?”

“I love clowns!” She said, bouncing past him.

“You should stay here forever, then!” The clown’s creepy voice sounded genuine and loving towards her.

Silvia giggled, continuing her bouncing and not looking where she’s going. “Sorry, I…” Another clown busted through a door, scaring her to the point of shrieking. “AAAAH! Fucker! Good job!” She laughed it off. Continuing past the clowns, she made it toward another checkpoint. ‘Early checkpoint for those scared of clowns, I guess.’

As she progressed through the checkpoint, she noticed that there weren’t any attendants there to guide her. She shrugged it off and kept moving on, leading to another area of the funhouse.

The colorful walls were stained by blood writing, with words ranging from ‘HELP!’ to ‘IT HURTS!’ to ‘RUN!’. All this led to a circus-like entryway. Silvia smirked, walking towards the entryway.

As she took her next step, a man reached out from the darkness and grabbed her by the shoulder. She shrieked, turning towards him and moving out of his reach. “Ha… You… You got me, you…” She paused, getting a good look at him. The man was dressed in plaid with jean overalls. He had a potato sack over his head, with holes for his eyes.

Silvia backed away slowly. “You…” She noticed that he didn’t go with the theme of the area, but more importantly… “...You’re not supposed to touch me…” She said, remembering the rules of the park.

As she said that, the man lifted up a hatchet that he was holding onto into both hands: A hatchet that didn’t look fake at all. Before Silvia could react, she could see behind him. Michael had appeared, towering over the man. Michael raised their hand and pointed to one of the words that was painted onto the walls.

Run.

Silvia immediately turned around and broke into a sprint, entering the circus entrance without a second thought. Inside, she sped through what looked like a giant three ring circus. She couldn’t spend time focusing on the details, but her pathway was a straight line. No scare actors popped out, but there were definitely automated scares that she sped by. She was too fast for the scares to catch her. And the hatchet man was not far behind.

Exiting the circus led her to a new area. Rushing in, she almost stopped at the sight of her own reflection. ‘Fuck! This is the Hall of Mirrors area!’ She rushed in a direction, hoping to lose the man a bit, but being surrounded by disorienting mirrors made it unclear where to go.

For a moment, she managed a decent distance. In the distance, she could hear the sound of the man slamming his hatchet at a mirror, as it was still showing her reflection. He was disoriented too.

As Silvia turned the corner, she could see Michael again, standing in front of a few mirrors. They had no reflection within the mirrors. Immediately, Michael raised one of their hands, pointing out where to go next in the maze. Silvia ran in that direction, only to find Michael again, pointing to the next area.

“Thank you, Michael!!” She called out, finding her way out of the maze with their help as they appeared again and again to guide the way.

The hatchet man was falling behind, as he struggled to get through the mirror maze on his own. As he managed to exit the maze, he stumbled into the next room, huffing in frustration. The room was that of a bloody, clown dressing room. Plastic body parts littered the room. Despite the expectations of a haunted house, the room seemed like a deadend. There were no further doors.

The hatchet man looked around the room, only to pause at the sight of the massive mirror in the room. It was taller than he was. As he approached the mirror, he immediately noticed the illusion.

The mirror wasn’t real. It didn’t reflect his image, but on the other side of the ‘mirror’ was a mirror-reflected replica of the dressing room he was standing in. The ‘mirror’ itself was the doorway to the next area.

As he stepped through the ‘mirror’, Silvia came out of nowhere and hit him in the face with a prop, only to grab him before he could fall back. “Fuck you!” She shouted as she kneed him in the groin. He buckled over in pain, giving her more time to run away.

As she ran, she managed to find the next checkpoint. “Oh thank fucking god!” She practically crashed into the attendant there. “Where’s the exit! Please, fast! The exit!” She screamed.

The attendant was panicking. “What, uh… There!” He pointed to the nearby black tarp.

“Thank you! You have to run! He’s trying to kill us!” Silvia screams, running out of the house.

The attendant called out. “Ma’am, you’re perfectly safe her-” Before the attendant could say anything else, the hatchet man knocked him out with the blunt side of his hatchet. Without a second thought, the hatchet man followed Silvia out of the house.

Silvia ran through the park area where scare actors and guests alike were walking around. “Help!” She shrieked. “He’s trying to kill me!” Many of the guests and scare actors shrugged it off as someone overreacting, only for the hatchet man to come sprinting out of the house after her.

She rushed ahead towards a nearby bathroom, which Michael was pointing to. It was the men’s bathroom. ‘Maybe some guys in there can help me!?!’ Rushing in, she yelled out, “Please, help me! Please!” However, she’d find that the bathroom was empty. “...Are you shitting me?”

The door barged open, as the hatchet man cornered her. Silvia backed up towards the other side of the bathroom.

She was terrified, but she was ready to fight. “Come on, mother fucker. You think you're the first masked axeman I’ve had to deal with?” She got into a position where she was ready to fight or dodge.

The hatchet man took the time to relish this moment. He held his hatchet with one hand, looking forward to whatever attack Silvia was about to land on him.

Immediately, a tall figure behind the attempted killer grabbed his hand. “Excuse me…” It was Kurt. He twisted the hatchet man’s arm, forcing him to drop the hatchet. Kurt immediately put his foot over the hatchet.

Cindy peeked her head out from behind the masked killer. “Do you have any feminine care products?” She teased, pulling out a hand taser. As Kurt let go, Cindy jabbed the taser into the hatchet man’s neck, knocking him out.

Silvia sighed in relief, catching her breath. “...Oh thank god…”

“You had good form.” Kurt complemented her. “You might have been able to fight your way out of the bathroom, knowing what you’re capable of.”

Silvia smiled. “I still got Dad’s self-defense training in my noggin.”

Cindy hid away her taser and let out a laugh. “Did you have to pick the ‘men’s bathroom’? I mean, I admit I haven’t seen a urinal in forever, but like…”

Upon those words, they could hear the sound of someone flushing the toilet inside one of the stalls. They all turned towards the stall, which was half open.

Nova stepped out, adjusting his tie. “....The toilet has an automatic flusher, and I just got here via portal. I swear I wasn’t using that toilet.”

“Riiiiiight.” Cindy teased.

“I heard things were getting messy, so I came.” Nova explained. He gestured toward the masked man. “Stand him up.” Kurt forced the man to stand up, holding his hands behind his back. Nova yanked the potato sack of the man’s head.

The man was still conscious. None of the four of them could recognize the man, but Nova could recognize the hourglass tattoo on his face. “Know this guy?” Kurt questioned.

“Well…” Nova could hear chatter outside the bathroom. “Goes without saying, but… What do we tell the cops?”

Kurt and Cindy both said ‘Nothing’ at the same time, while Silvia said, “Jack and shit.”

Nova nodded with a smile. “The three of you learn quickly.” He glanced at Kurt. “Get your badge. Follow my lead. We’re gonna sweet talk them. That way, I can take this bastard for interrogation.”

Cops rushed into the bathroom. Kurt turned, showing his badge. “Detective Valentine. I was on the scene.”

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Silvia and Cindy sat together in Kurt’s car, waiting for the boys to get back. Silvia yawned, sitting in the passenger seat. “Ooooaah. We should do this again next year.”

Cindy glanced at Silvia with a perplexed look. “You were almost killed by a man with a hatchet and a mask! Hell, this isn’t the first time a man of that exact description tried to kill you!”

“That was two months ago!”

“Oh okay!” Cindy sarcastically answered. “You’re right! The last time a masked man tried to kill me was ‘never’. …My point is… How can you stand to still enjoy horror when you have to experience such horrible things from your ‘work’?”

“Assholes will always exist, and I won’t let them ruin a thing that I love. Besides, you know who it was who got me into horror…”

Cindy sighed. “Yeah, I know…”

There was a momentary silence.

“...Cindy, how the fuck did you sneak a taser into the park?”

“Never question my methods.” She sighed. “Besides, they confiscated it from me and scolded me for having it.”

“...How many more do you have?”

“Seven at home, one in my purse, two in the glove compartment of my car…” Cindy proceeded to open the glove compartment of Kurt’s car. “I keep one here too. Want one?”

Silvia pondered for a moment. “I might consider that.”

They both noticed Kurt and Nova approaching the car, immediately unlocking the car for them. Cindy stepped out of the car, giving the driver seat to Kurt and moving to the backseat with Nova.

Kurt got inside, handing a white bag to Silvia. “We got good news, bad news, and good news.”

Silvia held the bag. “Where do we start?”

Nova spoke up. “The good news is, I’ll be able to interrogate that bastard in Hell in about two hours.”

Cindy nodded. “The bad news?”

“I couldn’t get your taser back.” Kurt said in defeat.

Cindy sighed in defeat. “Oh…” 

Silvia looked inside the white bag. “I think I know what the other good news is.” She pulled out an entire funnel cake.

“Oh fuck yes…” Cindy immediately broke a piece and started eating some.

Nova raised his own bag. “I got myself one too. I know Belna loves funnel cake. I gotta get going. Gotta prep the interrogation.” He opened his hand, as a black substance began to form around his fingers. The black substance began to solidify, turning his fingers into claws. Using them, he tore a hole into the roof of the car, creating a gateway back to Hell.

“Later, Nova!” Silvia called out. Kurt and Cindy joined in on saying goodbye.

“Have a good one, Valentines.” Nova crawled up through the hole, returning to Hell. As the hole closed behind him, the car remained in pristine shape. Kurt started the car and began leaving the parking lot.

Silvia did the honors of breaking different pieces of the funnel cake to share between her siblings. As she enjoyed her own piece for a moment, she gazed out of the car towards a nearby lamppost. Michael was standing beside the lamppost. She knew neither of her siblings could see them, so softly, she mouthed the words ‘Thank you’ to them.

As the car drove past, Michael gazed up to the sky with their singular purple eye. They knew they were tethered to Silvia, so they wouldn’t be allowed to stay next to the lamppost for long. But they took the time to gaze upon the moon. Their crescent head almost overlapped with the full moon in the night sky. They reached out toward it with one hand, all seven fingers towards one of the few things Michael ever got to create.

They turned their hand, gazing upon their own palm. They were slowly disappearing, as they were becoming too distant to Silvia. Softly, an echoed voice came from them. “..You are welcome…” Speaking too far for Silvia to possibly hear. They vanished, returning to Silvia.

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Full Name: Silvia Valentine

(1st Art by KButzCorner) (2nd Art by CMPumpkin-Art)

Other Names: Sil, ‘Sleepyhead’, [REDACTED FIRST NAME] [REDACTED LAST NAME]

Age: 26

Gender: Female (she/her)

Ethnicity: Mexican

Known Family:

Father: Kyle Valentine, deceased;

Mother: Vivian Valentine;

Eldest Brother: Miles Valentine;

Older sister: Cindy Valentine;

Older brother: Kurt Valentine;

[OTHER FAMILY MEMBERS KNOWN; REDACTED DUE TO RESEARCH]

Skin Color: Tan

Hair Color: Black

Eye Color: Brown

Status: Alive

Summary: Silvia is a member of the estranged Valentine family. Once scattered due to the patriarchy leaving them behind, they are reunited once again upon finding their father deceased, and all clues point to evidence of an afterlife, angels, and demons.

Silvia, a fanatic of the supernatural and fictional monsters, jumps at the chance to discover the truth of what her father was trying to unveil. Her awkward yet outgoing attitude unites many allies to her cause, but darkness lies within her. A shady past of guilt grips her heart, and an entity from beyond is trying to torment her with it.

Likes: Scary movies, sleeping in, ‘monsters who just want to be loved’

Dislikes: Bugs, responsibility

Favorite Food: Pizza

Favorite Drink: Diet Dr Pepper

Hobbies: Movie watching (namely horror), reading/telling scary stories

Fears: Bugs (namely maggots, millipedes, and centipedes; she’s okay with spiders), her past

Sexuality: Pansexual

Color of Association: Purple

Abilities: Possesses no superhuman abilities. Uses either her compassion or her silver tongue to get herself out of fights. Has some handgun training. Seems to have a connection to the entity known as [REDACTED].

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Full Name: Kallikrates Rose

(1st Art by KButzCorner) (2nd Art by Millawanda)

Other Names: Kali, Kallikrates (last name was added recently), Queen of Drakalia, Former Crowned Princess of Drakalia, The Almighty Avalanche

Age: 27

Gender: Female (she/her)

Ethnicity: Dragon, Drakalian (Former Island on the Southern Region of the Mediterranean Sea)

Known Family:

Father: King Basilious, deceased

Mother: Lady Tryphosa, deceased

Half-Brother: Theophilus Rose

Skin Color: Dark

Hair Color: Black

Eye Color: Brown

Status: Alive; Restored from Cryosleep

Summary: The once great nation of Drakalia knew no greater pride than the great Princess Kallikrates. With compassion and strength, the Crowned Princess Kali claimed her throne and brought peace to her country after her father divided their home into a brief civil war. That peace was cut short when an anomaly known as ‘The Jackal’ slaughtered her people. Somehow, she and her half-brother, Theophilus, were the only survivors.

Awakening centuries later, she finds herself tagging along on a great adventure of mystery and horror. With a heart of platinum, Kali finds herself serving as the big sister of the team, even when many teammates are older than her. Her immense strength and abilities make her the most powerful member of Silvia’s newfound entourage.

Likes: Warm sweaters, diva pop music from 80s to today, being around her newfound friends

Dislikes: Infighting, flirting, needless attitude

Favorite Food: Fried octopus

Favorite Drink: Hot chocolate

Hobbies: Listening to music, working out

Fears: Losing everyone, assuming the worst

Sexuality: Asexual

Color of Association: Light blue

Abilities: Possesses superhuman strength, beyond even what her physical form reveals. Can generate and manipulate ice and frost from her hands and breath. Can alternate between a humanoid form and a ‘dragon’ form, where she becomes a massive white, frost dragon with wings, a tail, and telepathic communication. Trained in a lost art of Drakalian wrestling.

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Full Name: Theophilus Rose

(1st Art by KButzCorner) (2nd Art by Paperboxhouse)

Other Names: Theo, Theophilius (last name was added recently), The Ocean Breeze

Age: 23

Ethnicity: Half Dragon (Drakalian), half Chinese human

Known Family:

Father: Captain Yutai, deceased

Mother: Lady Tryphosa, deceased 

Half-Sister: Kalikrates Rose

Skin Color: Faintly dark (mixed)

Hair Color: Black

Eye Color: Brown

Status: Alive; Restored from Cryosleep

Summary: The son of a Chinese pirate and the former Drakalian queen who fleed her country, Theophilus was once a subject of great outrage in Drakalia, as he was the first hybrid offspring. Theo finds he has a half-sister in Kali, but family differences turn to civil war as Kali’s father executes Theo’s parents. However, Kali took to her newfound half-brother’s side. With Kali taking her father’s throne, Theo took the chance to train himself in sword fighting, wielding the blade his deceased father once did: A dao blade, Ao Shun, that can vanish and return to the wields hand through use of a ring. All seemed peaceful until The Jackal executed the last of their people, leaving only the two of them alive.

Despite Theo’s confidence in battle, he is incredibly shy. He grows fond of his newfound comrades, but he feels terrified when he can barely keep up with their extravagant personalities. All the same, Theophilus will gladly stand to defend his sister and new friends, for his new life grants him new meaning. He won’t let The Jackal take everything away from him again. Should he and the Jackal cross paths again, things will end differently.

Likes: Sweets, books, sitting in nature

Dislikes: Being the center of attention, being teased, having a crush on someone (he does…), flying

Favorite Food: Half vanilla and half chocolate cake with vanilla frosting

Favorite Drink: Chocolate Milk

Hobbies: Reading mystery novels, sword training

Fears: Heights/flying (makes him motion sick), rejection

Sexuality: Homosexual

Color of Association: Green

Abilities: Where Theo lacks in his sister’s strength, he compares greatly in his immense speed. His sword fighting skills are swift and similar to that of an assassin. Where Kali is an ‘ice dragon’, Theo is a ‘water dragon’, which grants him the ability to generate and manipulate water. This ability allows him to move immensely fast in rain or in bodies of water, generate pressurized water blasts, and create geysers from the ground below. He has yet to fully tap into this potential.

Much like Kali, Theo has a dragon form, but his form is that of a sea serpent. In this form, he is even faster in water and can fly… although flying in that form makes him immensely sick.

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Name: Magnus Mercury

(1st Art by KButzCorner) (2nd Art by Shay/Mimikabii)

Other Names: Magnus (last name was granted recently, chosen by her), (the following names are not actual aliases, but names that Magnus feels everyone calls her. …They don’t.) The Prodigal Genius, The Pink Blur, The Majestic Magenta, The Deity of Robotics, The Savoir of Mankind, Humanity’s Last Hope, Master Magnus, Magnificent Magnus, The Smartest Human in the World

Age: 25 (Aging slowed by cybernetics, she became a cyborg at 23)

Gender: Female (she/they)

Ethnicity: Mixed

Known Family:

Mother: Dr. Dehesilé

Father: Zerge, deceased

Skin Color: Vitiligo

Hair Color: White (often dyes it pink)

Eye Color: Red

Status: Revived with cybernetics; Awake from Hibernation Chamber

Summary: The daughter of a world class inventor, Magnus Mercury was a joyful child filled with wonder and love. Unbeknownst to her, her mother’s ‘world defending’ organization would lead to a robot revolution, a virus outbreak, and riots in across the globe. When riots got too close to Magnus, a bomb would set off in her home, burning her alive and severing her legs permanently. Her body was restored and rebuilt by her mother, and with the help of a trained body guard, Magnus was rescued from the nightmarish wasteland of her world to our own.

Despite her rocky past, Magnus refuses to choose a life that is anything but joyful and full of fun. This tends to make her irresponsible and lazy at times. Strangely, she never seems to be ready when people want her to be ready, but she’ll also be ready when no one expects her to be ready. Tagged along with her first robotic invention, Alph, she seeks to bring justice to the world and the afterlife! …As… soon as she stops procrastinating and makes more robots.

Likes: Robots, video games, teasing people

Dislikes: People expecting things of her, sleeping, her mother

Favorite Food: Cool Ranch Doritos

Favorite Drink: Orange Crush

Hobbies: Gaming, building robots, procrastinating

Fears: Her mom, that she’s going to Hell for her mother’s deeds

Sexuality: Bisexual

Color of Association: Pink

Abilities: Possesses many cybernetic enhancements including cybernetic legs (she is a double amputee), cybernetic organs, and cybernetic eyes. When applied, Magnus is capable of breaking down any electronic or robotic creation down to it’s last scrap… mentally! She can figure out what anything is made of, and either build it again or improve upon it. She specializes in robots and explosives, but also works on improving appliances, cracking games and game consoles, and building computers (all to their maximum efficiency).

The one robot she currently has, Alph, is a spherical robot with retractable arms and legs. The sphere possesses a massive eyeball that is capable of firing thermal laser blasts that burn up to 2000 degrees Fahrenheit. It is quite intelligent and peaceful, but it is currently incapable of speech.

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Name: Eris Lennox

(1st Art by KButzCorner) (2nd Art by Ender-Goo)

Other Names: Eris (last name was given recently, chosen by Magnus), Soldier #10642, Agent #13

Age: 52 (age slowed due to cybernetics)

Gender: Female (she/her)

Ethnicity: Caucasian

Known Family:

Father: Seros, deceased

Mother: Airia, deceased

Sister: Nia, assumed deceased

Daughter: Johanna, assumed deceased

Skin Color: Warm pale

Hair Color: Blonde

Eye Color: Hazel

Status: Revived with cybernetics, Awake from Hibernation Chamber

Summary: Soldier #10642 was the top of her troop. When her performance caught the eye of the higher ups, she was taken in as a sniper assassin under the name Agent #13. After many missions, she met her death at the hands of a rogue robot. Shortly after being revived, she awakened with cybernetic enhancements and a mission to serve as a bodyguard to Magnus. Reluctant, Eris agrees to the mission on the promise that she was someday get to see her daughter, Johanna, again. Somehow.

Despite her bond with Magnus, Eris is rather cold. She tends to be straight to the point, and she distrusts just about everyone. However, she has agreed to cooperate with Silvia and the others, upon Magnus’ request. Despite her cold demeanor, Eris is rather fond of cooking and baking. She’s also a big fan of animals, dogs in particular. And she’s growing more fond of the others. Maybe. Depends on her mood.

Likes: Dogs, cooking, being left alone, Magnus (like a daughter)

Dislikes: People talking too much, thinking about the past, being outclassed

Favorite Food: Pouched egg on a piece of toast with pepper and chives

Favorite Drink: Orange juice (it wakes her up like nothing else)

Hobbies: Cooking and baking, babying Arcy, jogging

Fears: Getting too attached, thinking about her daughter

Sexuality: Bisexual (not really looking, though)

Color of Association: Yellow and White

Abilities: Possesses cybernetic enhancements that allow her great agility and acrobatics. Has a tremendous amount of experience with various types of knives, guns, and explosives: Sniper rifles and knives in particular. Highly trained in espionage, stealth, and rescue.

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Full Name: Adicus Azafarin

(1st Art by KButzCorner) (2nd Art by Hakino)

Other Names: Famine

Age: 33

Ethnicity: Caucasian

Known Family:

Father: Aricodus Azafarin, deceased

Mother: Rozelia Azafarin, deceased

Sister: Phiora Azafarin, alive but whereabouts unknown

Sister: Amistar Azafarin, deceased

Non-Married Partner: Verone Gilasie

Skin Color: Hearty pale, freckles

Hair Color: Redhead

Eye Color: Blue

Status: Possessed by the Horseman of the Apocalypse, Famine; In full control unless he offers Famine control; Still human but immortal; Cannot age;

Summary: Adicus Azafarin was a friendly, village grocer from the world of [REDACTED]. Beloved by many for his love of songs and storytelling, Adicus' bright smile conceals a past with a cruel father and a sister lost to him during the final moments of his world. However, the love of his life, Verone, remains by his side, even now.

During The Apocalypse, he was chosen, along with Verone and his sister Phiora, to become hosts of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Adicus was given the soul of Famine. As such, he hungers for food more frequently than the average human. Otherwise, he seems to have a decent grip over his connection with Famine.

Reluctant to partake in any requests of the Eternals, Adicus instead finds comfort in his newfound allies and bliss in the reunion of the love of his life.

Likes: Verone, music, food, making people smile/laugh, big hugs

Dislikes: Arguing, scolding people, fruit

Favorite Food: Double deluxe cheeseburger with bacon

Favorite Drink: Cookies and cream milkshake

Hobbies: Watching high drama television, eating

Fears: His father, that he may never live a normal life with Verone

Sexuality: Bisexual (isn't looking for anyone outside of Verone, though)

Color of Association: Orange

Abilities: Due to his connection with Famine, he is incapable of physical injury. Any physical damage done to him is replaced by raven feathers, which slowly allows him to regenerate. He is also immune to disease and aging. He does, however, still feel pain.

With Famine, he can summon and command an army of ravens. He also utilizes a unique bow and arrow set that he creates with his feathered friends. If he lets Famine take over, Famine turns Adicus into a werewolf and feasts upon his enemies. Adicus' powers may enhance depending on his bond with Famine.

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Full Name: Verone Gilasie

(1st Art by KButzCorner) (2nd Art by Redbuddi)

Other Names: Death

Age: 32

Ethnicity: Caucasian

Known Family:

Father: Erik Gilasie, deceased

Mother: Ami Gilasie, deceased

Non-Married Partner: Adicus Azafarin

Skin Color: Frighteningly pale

Hair Color: Black

Eye Color: Green

Status: Possessed by the Horseman of the Apocalypse, Death; In full control unless she offers Death control; Still human but immortal; Cannot age;

Summary: Verone Gilasie was the daughter of the town florist in [REDACTED]. After her father was killed as a civilian casualty during the religious war in her country, tragedy nearly consumed Verone when a child-killing plague struck her, ensuring her demise. Her only comfort was a young and kind Adicus, who visited her daily to tell her silly stories. By some miracle, she recovered, and she's never wanted to be anywhere but within Adicus' arms since.

Verone was chosen to become the host of the Horseman of the Apocalypse, Death, during the Apocalypse. Death has not yet spoken to Verone, but Verone has been adviced to be cautious with Death. Even without speaking to Death, Verone remains a powerhouse with her ability to generate and manipulate plant life. Though she isn't the strongest of the Pawns, she is easily the deadliest and most frightening, as she lacks the hesitance to harm those she would call 'enemy'.

Likes: Adicus, dancing, dresses, flowers, shoes, Adicus' stories

Dislikes: People outside her inner circle, people who don't value human life, anyone who hurts Adicus

Favorite Food: Strawberry cheese cake

Favorite Drink: Black Tea

Hobbies: Gardening, dancing, playing piano and violin

Fears: Nothing (according to her)

Sexuality: Bisexual (isn't looking for anyone outside of Adicus, though)

Color of Association: Red

Abilities: Due to her connection with Death, she is incapable of physical injury. Any physical damage done to him is replaced by plant vines, which slowly allows her to regenerate. She is also immune to disease and aging. She can still, however, feel pain.

With Death, she can summon and manipulate plant life. She often uses a combination of vine whipping, thorn cutting, and botanic knowledge to better her foes. She could enhance these powers should she make a connection with Death, but this has been ill-advised.

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Full Name: Nova Lilum

(Art by KButzCorner)

Other Names: [REDACTED]; [REDACTED]; [REDACTED]; Son of [REDACTED];

Age: Approximately 3535 (was in hibernation for over 2000 years)

Gender: Trans Male

Ethnicity: Demon

Known Family:

Mother: Lilith

[Redacted List of Father and 1000+ Siblings]

Non-binary Sibling: Belna Lilum

Skin Color: Tan

Hair Color: Black

Eye Color: Purple

Status: Demon; Still Active and Has Not Reincarnated;

Summary: Nova is the eldest of the Liliums, the children of Lilith. Like all of the male Lilum, Nova is transgender. Being the eldest, Nova serves as the right hand of the current Satan, Lilith herself. He is [BODY OF TEXT REDACTED].

Nova has been chosen to watch over the 'Pawns of the Eternal' in hopes to ensure that things go as planned. Though his bond with them is growing, there seems to be an aura of distrust, as Nova is not allowed to speak the truth of certain things. Still, Nova seems to genuinely care for every single one of them. His true intentions are still mostly unknown.

Likes: When things go according to plan, peace and tranquility, relaxing, being with the people he cares about

Dislikes: Stress, the fact that he's always stressed, bigots, greed, money

Favorite Food: Oreos

Favorite Drink: Coffee

Hobbies: Relaxing with the others when he can, flirting, tormenting the sinners of Greed within the Depths of Hell (he's been too busy for that lately)

Fears: Everything going all wrong, the future

Sexuality: Pansexual

Color of Association: Black

Abilities: Like any demon, Nova is an eternal. Eternals can 'die', causing them to lose their physical form. Upon death, their soul flees to the waters of Yggdrasil, where their body is reformed. This makes them practically immortal to a fault.

Nova has been gifted with the ability to create and manipulate 'Xile'. Xile is a bacterial life form from a lost planet that can be as fluid as water, as sharp or tough as steel, or as soft as cotton. As such, Nova is able to manipulate Xile as clothing or weapons. He can even turn his own body into Xile, allowing him to move in fluid form.