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why is bass so expensiveeeeee

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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you tell any adult over the age of 50 that you're looking for a job and they're frothing at the mouth to offer insight bc they think your young and/or lazy ass has never even conceived what they're about to tell you. and it's printing your resume onto a very disposable piece of paper and walking into the workplace and handing it to a random employee

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fanfic titles are like “we have not touched the stars (nor are we forgiven)” and then you look at the tags & the first one is “anal fisting”

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animals dont know or care which pronouns you refer to them with so you could theoretically declare your dog trans if you wanted. most passerbys arent going to know or care. it's free. free transgender dog.

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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

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So I watched Kpop Demon Hunters and that stupid tiger is my son now. That is my child and I love him.

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Huge fan of this thing

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Jerking off is incest

Sometimes I feel like you guys say things because you're bored

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Creeeeeechur

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Honmoon Helpers

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my darlings rumi and derpy🩵💜

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their design is so cute had to do a quick one

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yesterday I saw Kpop demon hunters🐯🐦⋆˙⟡

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I am so obsessed with this stupid bird and cat, like i need a whole film alone just about them doing silly shenanigans and living their best life.