PouroverPaloma on ao3. Hi hi :) she/her my fics
Last active 60 minutes ago
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
Good morning sleepyhead~

IM BACK FROM MY 2ND HAITUS WHATS UPPPP
2K notes
·
View notes
Note
Can I get a uhhhhhh old man Gale pretty please?
👉👈

Gale bordering on a silver fox coming right up.
#I’m physically unwell#I need to be shot in the street like the rabid dog in To Kill A Mockingbird#gale bg3
346 notes
·
View notes
Text
Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
71K notes
·
View notes
Text



I finally finished it 😭 So. Much. Metallic. Thread. I still need to clean it up, recenter it, trim the edges and put on the backing, and I think I’m going to stain the hoop to a darker brown.
I also already have ideas for an Astarion and Shadowheart one…
…but all of this is going to have to wait until my fingers stop cramping.
168 notes
·
View notes
Text
reblog or reply with your love song. you know, the one that you think is what love sounds like
#Till There Was You#specifically the Beatles version#my childhood best friend sang the Music Man version during our wedding ceremony and it was just perfect
72K notes
·
View notes
Text
Who knows how much longer I'll lay on the floor
Touch me till I vomit
I'm not scared of god, I'm scared he was gone all along
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
Prayers up for Mr. Paloma who broke his collarbone in TWO PLACES three weeks before our move date!!! The ao3 author’s curse is real and I have brought it upon my house with my hubris!!!
#he’s otherwise okay!! took a really bad fall off a curb during a run#he’s just in a sling and needs help doing stuff for the time being#on the bright side: eczema is better!#thanks 12thhousesun for your solidarity in itchiness#personal
17 notes
·
View notes
Text
I respect people who want Raphael to take them to fancy devil banquets, but I want to take him to McDonald’s so he can look over with an air of palpable disdain, and ask, lip curled, “what, pray tell, is a McFlurry?”
493 notes
·
View notes
Text

146K notes
·
View notes
Text


Your tentacles are looking wonderfully moist this evening
I’m so done with Gale. He’s ridiculous.

1K notes
·
View notes
Text
i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen
34K notes
·
View notes
Text

Oh Tara, we’re really in it now….
14K notes
·
View notes
Text

let's tell mama about my first day at school
#aw my cat is an orange and white boy and I wonder about his mommy cat all the time#did he know her? did they get all the time they were supposed to have?#anyway I’m near tears
8K notes
·
View notes