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a woman being feminine is right-wing coded which is masculine coded. a woman being masculine is left-wing coded which is feminine coded. this disproves the existence of women
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the ghost of my dead brother: it would be my turn on computer... if I wasn't aborted... me: fuck off dude you died in a car crash everyone saw it
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some of you aren’t even perverts you just have normal sexual desires that you are ashamed of
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I do eat roughly 6500 calories a day so maybe that egg post isn't for me, but the idea of calling anything over 4 a red flag is baffling. That's basically nothing. At most like 300 calories. If that's all you can eat in one sitting you might need to see a doctor.
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Asking because I overheard a physical therapist say that she uses this question to see if she wants a second date with a guy, and if he says more than like 4 eggs at once it's a red flag.
#right after high school i was dirt poor and eggs were like $.80 a dozen#so i ate eggs all the time#over 20 would be doable pretty easy#at breakfast alone i still eat like 8 with sausage and potatoes#saying that any more than 4 is a red flag is tiny person behavior
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your attack pattern is annoying. and your soundtrack is mid
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The Pancrastinae (Third century BC) // George St. Pierre vs Matt Serra (2008)
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Do you know how your parents met?
#No#And anyone that does know is either dead or was so drunk/high during that time that they don't really know either
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