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I usually pick a favorite person in a couple, but no, I love them both your honor.

I need them both injected into my veins.

The little baby pout. The nose nuzzle.

Obsessed.

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Gif by @usertoxicyaoi

I hope to see Dr. Jiang make Guo Cheng nervous more. I hope he turns the tables and pursues him so aggressively that Cheng starts to hide from HIM. Lol

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If Revenged Love were adapted for Korea or Thailand, they would def consider making the story that his backseat, cage-fighting snake came to life and seduced him.

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The only part of Revenged Love that is impossible to believe is that he doesn't have a giant snake tattoo wrapped around his torso.

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Something's Not Right is like romantic edging. I just wanted to slap them both.

A summary:

Clown 1: I like you. (Romantic)

Clown 2: I like you too. (As a friend cause there's no way you mean romantic.)

[Years pass.]

Clown 1: Let's stop being friends. (Desperate to hide his emotions.)

Clown 2: LOL no. (Deeply confused)

Clown 1: Let's go out for a week. (This will make you go away you dummy.)

Clown 2: Ok! Let's do it! (This must be a way to get his stalker to stop bothering him. Viewer's Note: There is no stalker.)

[A week passes - Clown 2 reads Clown 1's journal]

Clown 1: I like you. (Desperate and resigned to solitude)

Clown 2: I like you. (Romantic and relieved)

Clown 1: No you don't. (Insecure)

Clown 2: Yes, I do. (Frustrated)

[Clown 1 kisses Clown 2. Clown 2 kisses Clown 1.]

Clown 1: Stop lying out of pity. (Exhausted)

Me: Oh my god listen to each other! (Also exhausted)

[Clown 1 has an epiphany after reading the exact same words Clown 2 has been saying all this time on a piece of paper.]

Clown 1: So you really do like me? (Finally emerging from his insecurity coma.)

Clown 2: YES! SINCE THE DAY THAT I MET YOU WHEN WE WERE IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. I HAVE LITERALLY STALKED YOU EVERY DAY SINCE. WHO'S STUPID NOW?! (Romantic)

The end.

(And no, the love triangle and GL subplot are not worth mentioning.)

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My Top 10 BL Ships

Tagged by @randomia-in-wonderland

Rules: Without naming them, post a gif of ten of your favorite ships (any media)!

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What’s your QL personality?

Tagged by @days-of-storm

Rules: Post 5 different characters from QL (BL/GL) that reflect you best but… Don’t explain what aspects or at what point in their narrative arc you relate to them so your followers can just judge you in the comments.

Wu Suo Wei of Revenged Love

Sailom of Dangerous Romance

Khaofang of We Are

Wei Qian of Unknown

White of Not Me

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Ugh I could use a headrest.

กล้ามมาเป็นลูกเลยอะ 😂

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I'm just trying to kill time until either Revenged Love Ep. 11 or Pit Babe 2 Ep. 12 (the penultimate episode) drops tomorrow -- and boy can nothing else compare.

I started and deaded these all in the same night:

Exclusive Love (Taiwanese): Ep. 1 - 19:36 - Too goofy and not enough chemistry.

Impression of Youth (Taiwanese): Ep. 2 - 02:34 - The age gap was weirding me out.

A Perfect Match (Taiwanese): Ep. 5 - 08:36 - It was very poorly acted, and I only made it halfway because the episodes are 10min long.

And for the record, I don't dislike Taiwanese BLs. These are my Top 10 in order of release:

Advance Bravely (2017)

History 3: Trapped (2019)

Love is Science? (2021)

We Best Love (2021)

Be Loved in House: I Do (2021)

My Tooth Your Love (2022)

Kiseki: Dear to Me (2023)

Unknown (2024)

The On1y One (2024) - These 2 live in my head rent free.

I guess Taiwan just doesn't churn out hits as often.

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In a completely unforeseen turn of events none of us, the veterans of ye olde times of censorship, could possibly predict, the delay in episodes airing seems to be a good thing?

Chai Jidan herself reassured fans they have no reasons to worry about cutting scenes, etc.

Gagaolala also added their own promises none of this will happen:

Now, we got the office sex scene edited and the episode reuploaded, but get this - to make it LONGER and SPICIER.

And last but not least, at least in Korea it shows they will get four episodes at once, instead of two? (the official schedule had not been announced just yet)

Could it be... Could it be that we got to the point where they saw how crazy people are going for the series, and decided to start making it HOTTER and SEXIER because of it, not cripple and maim it? Do I even dare to dream?

What a time to be alive.

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I'm not okay.

Bring my heartbroken, toxic, brooding snake charmer and manipulative, reluctant-bottom, masc twink back.

Posted week of 7/14.

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I feel bad for my future husband, because this ho ain't loyal. The way I be going through these BL crushes like Kleenex.

I am for the BL streets.

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The most impressive part of My Stubborn is that the lead actors, Boat and Oat, didn't need medical attention for how aggressively they kissed each other in almost every episode.

Not a torn lip, swollen tongue, chipped tooth, dislodged tonsil.

Nothing.

Anyway it's been problematic fun.

For Jun especially.

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Me, before North and Sonic kissed: Wow Dean! Playing chicken with a pickup truck is incredibly stupid. Now poor baby Sonic feels guilty for making you prove you're loyal.

Me, after North chooses to console Sonic by kissing him: Well done Dean. Taking one for the team. A true hero in more ways than one.

Was the kiss incredibly underwhelming? And should they have workshopped it more?

Yes, but a win is a win.

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The way I am deeply invested in the suspenseful sci-fi thriller plot of Pit Babe, but could give two fcks about the backstabbing royal power-grab plot of The Next Prince.

All I want to see is Khanin flirt with Charan...

Make him uncomfortable...

And Paytai's devilish grin.

The rest is whatever.

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Literally the most perfect challenge for my baby Nut!

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Before season 2 is even over, I have to say: I'm ready for a season 3.

I know we all got into this for the sexy alpha-beta scenes (and some for the potential mpreg), but I’ve really gotten into the lore. Maybe because Marvel and DC are boring me these days. Lol

But I want to see the evolution of these powers. The same way Jeff's premonitions went from visions to surreal experiences, I want to see Pete not only read minds but plant ideas. I want them to learn how to combine their powers -- alter realities.

With Babe's speed and Willy's ability to stop time, they could speed up time. Pete should be able to see Jeff's visions and decipher them better.

And well, Charlie should be able to do anything.