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❝ Santa this, Santa that! Santa’s the most high maintenance jerk I’ve ever had the misfortune of knowing. So what I try to enslave Bikini Bottom en masse and constantly break and enter private property to steal a formula that’s RIGHTFULLY MINE -- I’m owed DECADES of those now! ❞

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so there’s a spongebob roblox.

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LET’S GO. / robotnikium​:

“ A good portion of MY MONEY comes from Oil Ocean. I am NOT backing out of Oil Ocean. ”

❝ Very good rebuttal. But, consider -- ❞

❝ BACK OUT OF OIL OCEAN!! ❞

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THOSE ARE FIGHTING WORDS. / robotnikium​:

“ Happy Earth day! I will spend the weekend cleaning one of my many messes, but you animals must come together and vote on which one. No, you may not choose Oil Ocean. ”

❝ Oh, SURE, you go for any other air-breathing infested heckhole, but OIL OCEAN? PERISH the thought! ❞

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❝ There are instruments of torture. That’s good for therapy. ❞

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❝ Oh, no, 2′9″. How awful. ❞ He stands at 2 inches depressingly.

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❝ Anyway, I never honour agreements and I’m having the time of my life because people keep believing I will. ❞

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Send 🎤 and a topic, and I will record myself talking about my muse pertaining to that topic!

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I’m just saying they should put Plankton in All Stars brawl. I would unironically play him.

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ANONYMOUS SAID: can i put you in the world's smallest slingshot instead?

❝ No, you can NOT put me in the world’s smallest slingshot instead! ❞

❝ I INVENTED that! ❞

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ANONYMOUS SAID: Oh! A Plankton action figure! I wanna play with it!

❝ I’m WARNING you, one more step and  -- ❞

❝ WAIT, no! STOP! ❞

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❝ Touch me and I WILL disintegrate you! ❞

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❝ People ask me, ‘Plankton, how did you even survive that?’ ❞

❝ My  answer is hardcore determination, spite, and the fact I don’t actually have bones! ❞

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Hi, I’m Rosie and I’ve never made a multimuse ! I have no idea how to promo this. A lot of these are muses I’ve had before, just compiled onto one blog and I’ve got a few more on the way !! Feel free to like or reblog if you’re into dumb crossovers and fun characters ! I’m looking forward to meeting you ! <3

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𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞 !

    do   you   want   a   certain   kind   of   ship   with   my   muse  ?   check   out   the   key   below   &   send   me   a   symbol   to   tell   me   what   kind   of   ship   you   want   !     note  :    my   muse   =   blog   owner’s   muse     /     your   muse   =   sender’s   muses

romantic relationships !

💘  friends to lovers ❣️  enemies to lovers 💜  love at first sight 💙  slow burn 💚  skinny love 💔  exes to lovers again 🖤  on again , off again

familial relationships !

🌼  older sibling 🌺  younger sibling 👭  twins 🌻  friends like siblings 🍃  cousins 🌵  parental

friend relationships !

☀️   best friends 🌦   enemies to friends 🌈   friends since childhood  ⛅️  friends of circumstance  ☁️  school friends  🌩  friends from traumatic experiences

enemy relationships !

🔪   friends to enemies 💣   stole something from my muse 🔦   stole something from your muse 🗡   bullied my muse 🔫   bullied your muse ⚔️   family feud 🛠   fueds between mutual friends ❌   guilty by association

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‘ Enjoy TODAY, Mr. Krabs, because by TOMORROW, I’ll have the formula,                         Then everyone will eat at the CHUM BUCKET,

AND I WILL RULE THE WORLD !!! ’