Schittโs Creek S2 Starters
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โOh, to be so naive.โ
โYour hands are so soft for someone who does nothing but manual labor.โ
โWhat you did was impulsive, capricious, and melodramaticโฆ but it was also wrong.โ
โItโs not like I didnโt think about what you said.โ
โI guess, just tell me what you want me to do, and Iโll do it.โ
โOh, ___, itโs a rare gift to strip vanity of its charm and yet here you are.โ
โYouโre like a big, dirty raccoon, ___.โ
โHappy to help. Iโm sure youโd do the same for me if you had anything to offer.โ
โYeah, Iโm pretty amazing.โ
โSmall minds donโt reach for the stars.โ
โWas it wrong, or was it just unconventional?โ
โOkay well, Iโm not gonna argue with you, โcause I need you to keep working, weโre in too deep.โ
โShopping used to cheer me up.โ
โI donโt know how to ride a bike.โ
โIn fashion, durable and elegant rarely go hand in hand.โ
โGod, youโre like a fancy dinner plate that you donโt wanna budge off the edge of the table.โ
โSeriously, donโt think about it.โ
โYou seem stressy.โ
โOkay, there are certain lies I tell myself and if you are any kind of a friend you will let me cling to those lies.โ
โWeโre a long way from any hospitals.โ
โI need to ask you a serious question: has it gotten worse or are you just not wearing any makeup?โ
โIโm so tired. Tell me a story.โ
โI thought you werenโt getting involved.โ
โWhat does โword to the wiseโ even mean?โ
โLook at your little doll lips.โ
โWhatโs this? Looks expensive.โ
โI was gonna leave but now I donโt want to.โ
โYouโre a pain in the ass, but you get stuff done.โ
โI think I need a hug or something.โ
โIโd sooner poke my eyes out with hat pins.โ
โStop doing that with your face.โ
โYou know what they say, if you canโt be by yourself then you probably shouldnโt be in a relationship.โ
โOkay, youโre sounding very sketchy right now.โ
โIโm both excited and terrified for tonight.โ
โYou sound like my conscience.โ
โFor the most part, Iโd rather be here by myself than engage in meaningless conversation with people I donโt care about.โ
โA little healthy competition never hurt anyone.โ
โOn a scale of one to Iโm gonna get beat up by an angry local, where do we see this look fall?โ
โIโm going to a sketchy bar on the outskirts of town.โ
โYou know how at home I am at sketchy bars.โ
โIโm the one who should go missing.โ
โHow long are we gonna be doing this?โ
โItโs like everybody saw you coming and left.โ
โOh, bless you dear, but a name tag does not go with this ensemble.โ
โIโm counting on you to be discreet.โ
โYou know, if you expect me to drive you to work, it would be nice if you were ready on time.โ
โYou sound a bit like a dictator.โ
โYou know, being approachable isnโt that important anyways.โ
โJust remember if things go south, thereโs a loaded BB gun in the back.โ
โThereโs a button missing on your jacket.โ
โHow much trouble are we in?โ
โI dated enough Wall Street losers to know that โmaking things liquidโ is not a good thing.โ
โSomeone has to find naked pictures of me, better you than a stranger in a storm cellar.โ
โThere are nude photos of me all over the internet.โ
โThe amount of times I run into you in this place is, like, out of a romantic comedy.โ
โIf you need money, I can give you money.โ
โYou regret that embarrassing photos of you arenโt online?โ
โThen allow me to offer you some advice. Take a thousand naked pictures of yourself now. โ
โNothingโs easy about this.โ
โI donโt think sex appeal is the guiding principle behind nurseโs uniforms.โ
โYou look like a stick of gum.โ
โAre you sure that youโre cut out for this?โ
โI brought you some trail mix, but I spilled it in my purse.โ
โSounds like something youโd find at a serial killerโs house.โ
โYou know, I have to say Iโm impressed.โ
โWhy is everybody screaming?โ
โThis is gonna bring us to a breaking point.โ
โI couldnโt help but notice that you seemed a littleโฆ sad sack-y today.โ
โThis is so cute for me.โ
โYou are an inexplicably cocky imbecile!โ
โI can almost guarantee you that someone has killed themselves in this room.โ
โYou were my mistake, which I take full credit for.โ
โIf thereโs one thing Iโve learned from The Good Wife itโs never accept a first offer.โ
โWell thank you so much for this. It was entirely unhelpful, but thank you nevertheless.โ
โOkay, ___, if you have to lie about something you should breathe out while you answer because it really just calms you down.โ
โIf you know so much about this, why donโt you come with me then?โ
โWhen you have limited resources, your best course of action is to create a stir.โ
โItโs only weird if you think itโs weird.โ
โYou should feel really good about yourself.โ
โWanna get some air?โ
โFor once in your life, shh!โ
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'I never hated you.'
โ donโt lie to me. โ // @vilestblood
And just like that, the wound opens.
By god, he'd imagined it all so differently for almost three years now. Gone over the scenarios diligently before he'd bare-knuckled the decision to come here. All the viable outcomes, joyful and humiliating and selfishly cruel alike โ what do you tell someone who's both kissed and betrayed you? โ Written down what to say and sat with the words for days, and still it had taken little more than his favourite chair on the eastside balcony, the feeling of warm velvet on his skin again and the sight of him alone for all sense to flee Daniel. He'd outgrown the little joys of this place, he tells himself. Replaced morsels of rare contentment with true peace, clawed and scratched his way up to something resembling happiness. The big empty manor on the edge of town is no longer a respite, nor Antonin - a beacon of comfort - and yet here he is, more willing to jump the parapet than bear to sit where they once laughed together and speak to him like a stranger. Like something worse.
In the end, he has no means to prove they're anything else... not when they'd parted so bitter. His aching heart would make for poor evidence.
So he sits there, straight-backed and prim, and all but takes the words like an arrow. Eyes and fists closed, mouth thin, feeling it fly true. Maybe it would've angered him instead, back then, when Antonin was overfond of his perilous tones and imploring eyes. Part of him misses that time still. Wishes it'd been said like an order than this resigned, tired plea that lodges under his third rib and sits there like a stinger. Something quietly weeps there now.
"...I couldn't hate you, Antonin," his voice is quiet and calm when it fights its way up at last. He can't bear looking at him, knowing he would look back. "Even when it seemed like the most reasonable thing to do."
He trains his eyes on the horizon evenly. Rests his hands in his lap and lets the admission hang in the scarse stitch of space between them. In the chasm that has opened there since. Here is the implication too: he had tried his hand at hatred. Played at it. Had yearned for the closure of that finality, the end of what they'd shared, only for it to never come. What else do you do with a dark, unsalvageable chasm than try to cut the last bridge? What do you do when it no longer looks like a chasm in the daylight?
"It would've made everything easier, I think... Hatred is such a horribly simple, uncomplicated emotion... Love is not. When it comes to you, I've only ever managed one."
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