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when gamers say "gg" at the end of a match it means good girl

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Nobody tells you that the "shy quiet awkward boy to confident beautiful woman" pipeline has a stop at "shy quiet awkward woman" and that you have to keep going.

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some of my favorite pokémon 💕🌈

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when i rebrand my trainersona into a leg/fighting-type specialist and his team is just this nonsense

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I remember a fic i read once where the Metagross line had carved the inside of a mountain into a huge colony where they lived as a quantum computer Hive-mind.

Every single wild or trained Pokemon of their line was on a long term mission to observe human society and protect the Hive.

I looked up the title! Intelligence Factor by GMBlackjack on Ao3.

"why don't super-intelligent Pokemon like Metagross and Alakazam just take over humanity if they're smarter than us" imagine that a random primate gave you free housing, food, and medical care for the rest of your life for literally no reason other than they want to be friends with you and I think you'll understand

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are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

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I hope you get the best results you can. I hope things work out better than you fear. I hope that your choices bring you closure.

really excited to come out to my stupid fucking grandparents who wont take it well at all. i need to be the one to tell them and it has to be in person. i have to see the look on their faces. im such a masochist as well as a sadist about this

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Chapters: 24/? Fandom: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Persona 3, Persona Series Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Edelgard von Hresvelg/My Unit | Byleth, Kirijo Mitsuru/Takeba Yukari, Edelgard & SEES, Edelgard von Hresvelg & Seiros, Edelgard von Hresvelg/Kirijo Mitsuru, Edelgard von Hresvelg/Takeba Yukari, Edelgard von Hresvelg/Kirijo Mitsuru/Takeba Yukari, My Unit | Byleth/Hasegawa Saori, Edelgard von Hresvelg & Hasegawa Saori Characters: Edelgard von Hresvelg, My Unit | Byleth, SEES | Specialized Extracurricular Execution Squad, Seiros, Sothis (Fire Emblem), Kirijo Mitsuru, Iori Junpei, Takeba Yukari, Sanada Akihiko, Labrys (Persona Series), Amada Ken, Hasegawa Saori, Aragaki Shinjiro Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, WIldcard Edelgard, Female My Unit | Byleth, Trans Kirijo Mitsuru, Byleth as Aigis, Sothis takes the place of Pharos, Ambiguously Isekai’d, Canon-Typical Violence, Canon-Typical Mental Health Issues, Crossover, Weird Existential Musings, Edelgard starts out understandably Scrongled, Android!Byleth, POV Edelgard von Hresvelg, Trauma, Friendship & Camaraderie, SEES is not very straight, Scars, Edelgard von Hresvelg Needs a Hug, MItsuru also needs a hug, (Edelgard and Mitsuru hug each other), formation of a silly little polycule, Edelgard is kind of hardcore, Cuddling & Snuggling, Fluff and Angst, Drama, Canon-Typical Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Feather Pink Needs Hugs - Badly!, Character Death, God I Love Saori, Non-explicit Eye Trauma, Edelgard von Hresvelg with a cellular phone Series: Part 1 of FE3H/P3 Protagonist Swap, Part 16 of Esper’s FE3H Fics

Chapter 24: The Art of War

Sun Tzu said that supreme excellence in warfare is to win without ever fighting.

Turns out the man really knew what he was talking about.

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My coffee maker is such a faggot. Every time I use it it whines and moans and groans and pisses all over the place

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MEGAN THEE STALLION — promotional photos for ‘BOA’ (2024)

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yes rule number one of worldbuilding is to make the moon fucked up. but rule number two is to put a race of anthropomorphic rabbit girls on said moon and make them also be fucked up

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Escape Artist Featuring Quiver and Robber Guy

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u couldnt even fathom my compassion

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Boys who waited until they were on estrogen for 987 days before they did their own makeup for the first time