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PRETTIEST MAN IN THE WORLD

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Is it just me or does this #ToAlltheBoys2 still looks like Magnus in a wig kissing Alec?

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If i were Matthew daddario, i would have been fucking proud that i got to kiss THE Harry Shum Jr because it’s not every day you get to smooch him. So, i mean...

@imsmolbandtrash

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Pretty boy bane!

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Baby Boy.

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Angel.

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I’m going to ship Magnus with everyone BUT Alec! 

Apparently Alec is just too pretty that this fandom just can’t notice that Magnus is a character and not a prop to fulfill their Alec centric fantasies.

I’m shipping Magnus with Iron Man, steve Rogers, thor, every rom com heroes out there and even YouTubers. 

I mean, fuck it! I bet everyone of them will cherish Magnus like he deserves. 

Apparently, in this fandom, Alec is a baby who can’t locate his own dick.

So yeah! Today i’m shipping Magnus with someone funny, smart, attractive, charming and confidant! It’s Youtuber called Mr.Beast!

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The only good thing i’m recently seeing a lot now a days is people are starting to wonder WHY THE FUCK THIS MATTHEW DADDARIO DUDE GOT SO OVER RATED.

LOL

About damn time!

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Shadowhunters fandom : OMG! Magnus is my favorite character. Alec is only my second favorite. Promise!

Also shadowhunters fandom : *500k likes to every picture Matt posts on Instagram while Harry only gets 100k likes* 

This is called closet racism! Shadowhunters fandom is the example of it!

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Harry wants you to challenge yourself! So, challenge yourself!

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Every time Harry laughs, a angel gets wings...

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Malec Fanfiction

Oh wait a minute! 

Apparently Alec is a little BOY in all the Malec fanfictions i read! Not the 30 something year old MAN i see on television! LOL (First of all, we might as call it Alec fanfictions NOT Malec fanfictions...)

Guys, after reading the Malec fanfictions i’m seriously thinking if i watched a different show!

Because surely that big foot of a giant MAN is not getting written as a helpless little vulnerable baby? 

SURELY NOT? 

RIGHT? 

NO? 

WTH?!!!

That’s some powerful fan goggles, man! DAMN!

Thank God the show got cancelled, considering the fact that the show writers read fanfictions to make a show.

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Malec Fanficions

Does people find it that difficult to think from a Asian character’s perspective that EVERY Malec fanfiction is always written from Alec’s perspective? 

Does people have such small minds that they can’t think for all races? 

99% of Malec fanfictions : Alec centered, where Alec is innocent, small, lean, bottomed, kidnapped, raped. Funny how Alec seems to have a OC boyfriend in every AU fics, but Magnus only have ex-Camille or only female suitors. LOL! 

1% of Malec fanfictions : Magnus centered, where he only thinks about how good Alec looks.

If there are Magnus bane fans out there, DO NOT READ MALEC FANFICTIONS!!! Save yourself the headache. DISGUSTING!

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#GleeKid #HarryShumJr or #Magnus Bane

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When your boyfriend surprises you with a gift but you are worried because you don’t trust his taste...

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