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Cas: being a dramatic bitch

Dean: rushing to explain and calm his boyfriend down

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"So why fight it? Just give in." "Besides, you don't want to go back." (insp.)

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i literally get secondhand embarrassment watching dean get increasingly desperate to be around cas like the longing is palpable it's crazy that cas thinks dean doesn't want him because it's obvious that's ALL he wants

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DRAMATIC BITCHSFJKJKLJSF

Sam: *gives his honest opinion*

Cas: cool so fuck my life I guess

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Sammy’s life is hard

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Remember how Jensen is falling on actual glass in Lazarus Rising because they didn't like how the fake glass looked

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some random angel: congratulations on the successful mission into hell, castiel! the righteous man has been saved, it truly is a glorious day for heaven!

castiel, thinking about laying a hand on dean winchester’s sexy sexy soul: i think i’m gay

some random angel: what

castiel:

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❝ DEAN WINCHESTER IS SAVED ❞

SUPERNATURAL — 4x18 Lazarus Rising 18th september 2008 written by eric kripke / directed by kim manners

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is there a situation you can see Cas having "ritual that's sex for angels but does not read as sex to humans" with Sam? If so how would Dean feel about the inevitable mpreg?

okay so the thing about the "thing that is sex for angels but not for humans" thing is that it's like. a literalization of the "cas was getting off on that" phenomenon. like we can see in the show a lot of moments of interaction between dean and cas where cas was like. seeing and enjoying the homoeroticism of it and dean was clueless. and "cas gets pregnant from having sex with dean that dean didn't know was sex" is a way of bringing that into the open that will force everyone to deal with it.

anyway the reason i bring this up is that like, months ago @satanisnotapogostick said something that amused me greatly which was (re: the soulless sam/cas soulfisting scene) "cas deserves to be the one not getting off on something for once. like give that man some dignity." so like from then on that was absolutely my favorite "sam has an unrequited crush on cas" type reading. i bring this up because in order for it to be fun for me they would have to have sex that cas doesn't know is sex that gets sam pregnant.

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morning ive decided that cas does kiss dean at some point in canon then immediately regrets it and mindwipes him

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The children yearn for destiel

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every day i log onto tumblr and i say i hate yaoi shut up about yaoi and then i go omg supernatural

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Here are some facts about supernatural 14x14.

- the bad guy is a gorgon whose MO is to pick up closeted queer guys and use their desires against them.

- he kills people by giving them a kiss.

- we watch him pretend to be a slutty gay hitchhiker to pick up a trucker victim.

- In a deleted scene, Dean tells Cas that John used to use him as monster bait by getting him to pull the ‘wide-eyed hitchhiker’ routine. this is the routine the gorgon pulled.

- the person the gorgon is most textually connected to in the episode is Dean. Dean is the person he chooses to write the pen-pal note to.

- When Dean tells Cas that “maybe you’re not his type”, Cas visibly rolls his eyes.

- the only people we see the gorgon kissing are closeted queer men.

- the gorgon later kisses Cas and almost kills him.

- Cas recently made a deal with the Empty that it can take him when he gives himself permission to feel happiness.

- Because the Empty has not yet taken Cas, he must currently be holding himself back from feeling happiness.

- this is an episode all about how giving in to sexual desire can get you killed.

- Cas almost dies in this episode because he is kissed in a sexual manner by a man who has been paralleled with Dean.

… idk but maybe secretly being in love with Dean will be Cas’s downfall?

or it could mean nothing of course.

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand queer!Sam. The coding is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of literary theory most of it will i don't think i can finish this post actually

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I have that dream every couple of months. It's kind of comforting actually.