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My boyfriend is a trans bear and he’s genuinely the hottest man I’ve ever met

this is like a rich person showing a poor person a stack of $100 bills

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writing fanfiction is just. i’m being so creative and original. i’m plagiarizing everyone by accident. i’m a genius. i’m cringe. i’m too angsty. i’m too cheesy. this is not in character. it doesn’t matter that it’s not in character because these are my characters now. i love my hobby. this is the worst possible use of my time. i’m seeking validation. i’m projecting my own personal problems onto this story and i’m barely hiding it. i know so many words and i’m using all of them wrong. im on tumblr posting about it instead of writing it.

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i love this trend

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Finished an old Jayce wip

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I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery

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when mutual tell me two fictional men i dont know had gay sex

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Dear Leopard,

I really appreciate you eating people's faces. But can you stop eating mine?

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More proof that capitalism was never "freedom" or "small government".

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new favorite AO3 comment dropped. short, simple, to the point. made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt.

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Fanfic is a free hobby.

It's one of the last few things we can have as a society that's free. You can engage, for free. People give you things (art, stories, etc), for free.

Don't buy into the consummerism just because it's everywhere else.

You don't have to consume everything you interact with. You don't have to use things, just because they exist.

You're allowed (still, for now), to have things that are enjoyable for free.

Do you realise how insane the world is? We don't have many places where we can just be, for free anymore, but ao3 is. Did you notice we don't have ads in ao3? We don't have pop ups? Where ELSE do we not have that?

Where else can you just go and not have to wait for a commercial to be over or for ads to be on the sidelines?

I don't think the younger people understand, but the whole of internet used to be like this. YouTubers would do Youtube for free, just because. You couldn't monetise your internet presence before.

Ao3 is like a little preserved corner of the internet where the old internet used to be, and it's being attacked by people who do not understand that free things are allowed to exist without judgment.

Please don't ruin this for us.

Some of us need it.

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reblog this to be an annoying faggot at ur followers

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“Ghost,” You whispered, “Someone might see!”

Your nails dug at the skin of his wrist, but it was no use, his fingers were already buried deep in your cunt. Though, it’s not like you put up much of a fight when he bullied you right up against the debrief meeting walls the second everyone walked out.

He knows it’s true, captain price could come back any second. Hell, maybe Laswell forgot a bloody pen. It’s not like any of that mattered anyways, not when he had kept his greedy hands to himself for the entire assignment despite the way your ass looked in your cargos.

It’s cute, the way you pretend you don’t like it, but he knows. Knows you like it exactly the moment he curls his fingers against the gummy flesh of your pussy and your grip loosens on his wrist, your eyes falling heavy and lidded.

“Right there, baby?” He hums, but he already knows it is, knows exactly the way you like it, and he likes when you admit it, “That the spot?”

“Yeah,” You nod, already breathless, “Right there, please.”

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more art for the last chapter of differential burdens in displacement! i couldn't resist the siren call of viktor teasing jayce at the end~

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