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when i was little my mother called one of our outdoor cats “just a garden variety longhair” and i was 100% convinced that meant he was literally from the garden. a nymph. one with the soil. sprang up from the ground. it did not help that i thought “guardian angel” was “garden angel.” he was my garden angel. that cat was friends with the carrots and watched over the ladybugs and you could not have convinced me otherwise.

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the funniest thing to me about the whole “no one talks to each other because of smartphones/technology/etc” argument is that ppl totally still talk to each other?

i can hang out with friends for hours without checking my phone, or i’m using my phone to show the homies pictures and videos and articles that i think they’d like.

like hate to break it to you, but if someone’s on their phone instead of talking to you it’s cause they don’t wanna talk to you. probably cause you’re fucking terrible & likely use the word “millennialls” derisively and there’s someone 2 timezones away they’d rather chat with

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peridot is a relatable character

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Does anyone else with anxiety get that thing where you just want everything to be quiet and when it’s not, you just get really agitated, and people’s voices just start driving you insane?

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*Writes resume in glitter glue*

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Indie singer hired to write a new chime for McDonald’s

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I saw this on Twitter and thought tumblr needed to see this.

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Peridot, finding places to put the star ⭐️

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*Garnet and Peridot doing a fusion dance*

Me: OH MY GOD!!

*Peridot trips, hands unlink*

Me:……..

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I will never go on twitter again I’m not about to read a timeline full of the bee movie script

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Are you gonna tell us to smile now? Call us ‘sweetheart’?

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Garnet (the answer) , Opal  , Sardonyx  , Peridot  and  Jasper by JenelleArt

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Me: *goes to bed super late and wakes up tired* Okay that’s fair

Me: *goes to bed right on time and wakes up tired* Okay I call bullshit

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Guess who's back to waste all her time. After 175 days of being tumblr free.

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