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feb 2017 in denver: jo really said "mmhmm you gonna be fucking me real sweet later tonight nate babe, but rn imma go ahead n fuck you and your boys mmkay"

this is truly spectacular 😂😂😂

Jonathan Drouin embarrasses the Colorado Avalanche in overtime

Jonathan Drouin went dancing in overtime but couldn't pick a partner. So he chose the entire Colorado Avalanche roster. It was hilarious.

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obsessed with how my mom - a hugeeeeee bucktommy shipper - is currently watching buddie compilations bc i told her that buddie might be endgame

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id tag game changer spoilers but what does that even mean at this point

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it is so important that you are a little bit ugly. please get comfortable with having unplucked eyebrows and nonexistent jawlines and wrinkles. let your blue hair grow out into an uneven pale green and your clothes be old and mend them and modify them until they’re unique to you. wear lipstick which doesnt compliment your skintone and mismatched outfits which went out of fashion 5 years ago. be a little bit too loud and a little bit too passionate and as weird as you can be because oh my god there is nothing more disturbing to me than perfection. beauty is manufactured and sold to us and you need to realise that you are a fucking animal to live a joyful life I am so serious. you cant obsess over aesthetics forever please just live messily and make your body your home however you please.

if you dont do it for you, do it for all the teenagers who will see u in the street and know that they are not obligated to be attractive

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i’m a very rational person in general but i kind of do believe in sports curses. because of the evidence

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sports are insane. i just know a bunch of people now. nobody should know the names of this many people

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nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.

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An extended cut of Matthew sending his teammates to a terrible restaurant a 30 minute walk away.

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obsessed with marya already

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absolute youngest of seven energy right out the gate

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There's just so much I don't know about Tolkien's work

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tears ARE being shed

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