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Sorry :( we got a new guy last week

I blinked and lost two hours who the fuck stitched the timeline back together badly???

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Do not do this. Why the fuck do I even have to say this. This should be fucking obvious holy shit people

- Dante

Am I weird or does anyone else wonder if they could start a nihilego venom drug selling ring thing

If you extract and dilute it to safer levels its good stuff

#52

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If any Aether motherfuckers try to get into our building I will PERSONALLY choke you to death and I will ENJOY watching the life drain from your eyes.

- Dante

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Will this work on Koraidon. Asking for me.

- Dante

one like=one chin scratchie for remus

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Will this work on Koraidon. Asking for me.

- Dante

one like=one chin scratchie for remus

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\|/ I am Customer Xurvice the Xurkitree. I am here to attach a video from our security cameras. \|/

VIDEO: Dante kneels in what was presumably once his office, but now all the furniture has been pushed up against the walls. The hatchling Koraidon, no bigger than Dante's arm, lays in front of him.

He holds out an opened can of some sort of fish Pokémon, waggling it a bit to get the lizards attention. The Koraidon hesitantly sniffs it before promptly eating the can whole. Doesn't even chew... Not that it has teeth yet, but still. Someone out of view busts out laughing as Dante turns his head toward the security camera with a horrified expression.

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Hell if I know how we actually got this thing. Dylan just put it on my desk one day.

It keeps biting me. It doesn't even have teeth. What are you trying to achieve. What am I suppoused to do with you. Is this thing a reptile or a mammal?

...Fuck this, I'm gonna go day drink.

- Dante

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Hi!!! Dylan here!!! I got the egg from someone on here! I can't remember who, though. They said it was a dog Pokémon, and I thought that would cheer Dante up a little! But instead, he seems pretty frustrated about it...

I mean, more than his normal level of frustration, which is already pretty high.

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Feckin hell. I can hear Dante screamin' from the other side of the buildin'.

What'id you bawbags do this time?

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This is completely and utterly fucking unhelpful thank you so very much. This is definitely not making things worse.

- Dante

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It has fur.

What kind of Pokémon hatches with THAT much fur?? What kind of fucking reptilian is this supposed to be???

- Dante

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It has fur.

What kind of Pokémon hatches with THAT much fur?? What kind of fucking reptilian is this supposed to be???

- Dante

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That is a fucking legendary

What do you MEAN it's a fucking Legendary.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S A FUCKING LEGENDARY.

- DANTE

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Hey. Anyone know what the FUCK THIS IS??

- Dante

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...I forgot about that damn egg.

Fuck me.

- Dante

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Onea the agents got a Charmander, and Dante keeps lightin ciggies on it's feckin tail.