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How I feel knowing that I move to a new home in less than two weeks, discovering how much shit I actually have, internally screaming every time I need yet another box, wondering if my aquarium animals are going to survive the move, wishing that moving homes was as easy as it is in TS4. Why is that not a thing yet? Come on, evolution. Anyhow, my technology stuff needs to be packed so, brb, I’m moving.

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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

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Patient: Wow- are you my doctor? Cosmo: Unfortunately. What do you want. Patient: That is no way to speak to your elder! How dare you! Cosmo: *weighted sigh* My patience runs thin and my shift just started. You need me and I need for you to let us get this over with. Patient: I want another doctor! Cosmo: Okay, be my guest.

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Cosmo: My cat woke me up at 4am when I didn’t have to be up until 5.30am, I spilled my coffee, burned breakfast, forgot my lunch, Thor smites the hospital and I’m about to piss myself. Oh gods.

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Two peas in a pod.

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It’s seriously not often at all that I have the free time to go out and explore the town that I moved my whole life into. The stars aligned for me and I had a pretty chill time. Cheap but awesome burgers which transformed me into a god amongst the birds and meeting new people. A pink haired lass called Yumi, I met today. We hate all the same things. That’s what the best relationships are made out of, yes?

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That moment when you think your cat is asking you to play with them, proceeds to walk away so you think they’re done, but then they ask you to follow them to every room of the house and then wonder why you stopped playing with them. This is all planned. I know it.

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Wolfgang: AHA!! I am the almighty Cosmooooo! I giggle and snort in my slumber! Cosmo: Your death will be excruciating.

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Wolfgang: What the hell are you doing? Cosmo: What?? I always share my food with him! Wolfgang: Wtf? Do you have any idea how disgusting that is? Cosmo: Watch your mouth! Abyss, Chaos Personified: :>

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Cosmo: Oh !@#$%^&!! You scared me half to death! The fridge? Really?! Abyss: *too spoiled to care*

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All the light touches is Abyss’ purrdom. Smug little shit.

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Cosmo: It’s just a bit of rain, you desert freak.

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Cosmo: My interpretation is that we both need something. Wolfgang: ....Alright? Cosmo: So, what I propose is that you make use of my otherwise useless appliances and furniture at my home and I help you out with costs and whatnot. Wolfgang: In simpler terms, you want me to move in with you. Wow. I didn’t think you were that far along- Cosmo: Roommates, doofus.

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Cosmo: N-nothing. So, how long have you been living.. here? Wolfgang: Not long, a couple of months. Seriously, tell me what’s up. Cosmo: ...You don’t have a lot. Wolfgang: *shrug* I’m not materialistic. Cosmo: Or you can’t afford it? Wolfgang: .. Hah. I don’t know whether to be offended or surprised with you.

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Wolfgang: I don’t really have any red carpet to roll out for you, so I guess this blooming red rose will have to do. Cosmo: That’s a shame. I appreciate the effort though. What else have you go-.. Wolfgang: What? What’s wrong?