princearthasmenethil

[princearthasmenethil]

Me, my prince, and his dead horse.

I'm getting into the habit of arriving home on a Friday afternoon and drawing something really really stupid . This is my equivalent of weekend wine time, on account of the fact I'm teetotal.

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the other day kel'thuzad told me that rubbing their tusks on each other's tusks is "basically third base for liches" and i said "i didn't really need to know that kt. why are you telling me this i didn't ask"

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what if i am a lich king though

You got the rarest type of High Lord in tier 10. Take him and he will bring you luck if you are not a Lich King

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Yup returning to necromancy, I’m so back. And you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re

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i made soup for all the death knights because they've been working so hard lately, but they all refuse to eat any of it because they "don't trust me" and i "have to be planning something" and "that soup is totally poisoned, isn't it? i bet you poisoned that soup. admit it, you're trying to poison us with that soup" and like YES, i AM planning something, and YES, the soup IS poisoned but you're still hurting my feelings! wow talk about ungrateful

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If someone is a necromancer its cuz they have no money to hire men and no charisma to convince people to their cause u have to understand they only fuck with skeletons because they have no other option

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went into the plague quarter of naxxramas for my annual evaluation and one guy just had a bunch of giant tanks full of organs he'd grown through fleshcrafting magic. it was really impressive until i got to the tank that was just full of dicks and now i'm shutting down the funding for his projects until a full review of all his expenditures and usages of scourge resources can be completed. very disappointed in kel'thuzad for allowing this to happen under his watch.

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"How could you do this" with the help of the demon blade "this isn't you" well yeah it's me and the demon blade "I know you're a good person" yeah that wasn't in question "please come home" not if you're gonna be a dick to the demon blade "we need to destroy the demon blade" listen I don't come to family gatherings and say we Need To Destroy aunt cassie and she's genuinely evil, unlike the demon blade

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the real reason arthas was so shit at being a paladin what that he was eternally distracted by uther's fat fucking tits and could not concentrate on any of his lessons

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It's the monthly art thing for my "make an art thing every month in 2024" challenge!

A boy with nice hair.

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anyone else remember when that one hearthstone update went out and for a while everyone as thirsting over kel'thuzad? yeah...

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Concept: cursed blade rehabilitation center. Destroying a sentient weapon is expensive and highly unethical, so adventurers bring them to the center where highly trained staff can care for them and eventually find them forever homes. It turns out most cursed weapons are products of trauma and are not strictly evil themselves. Some blades turn out to be fiercely protective companions. Others don't even want to be weapons at all, finding joy in simple work like blacksmithing or farming. Most blades just need to be loved.

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Is 25 years old too late to start wielding the cursed sword? Will I ever be a real inheritor of all the world's sins?

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so the cursed sword has been making a lot of sense lately

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If you cannot make your own cursed blade, do not, under ANY circumstances, use a store bought cursed blade instead. Just don't continue with the recipe.

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Help, the ghouls are unionizing. They want more mush available in the cafteria, and for me to fire all the geists for "infringing on [their] brand"

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Today I'm once again thinking about how uther wrote him a whole entire book that he never even read.