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[princelylove]

Greetings your highness 👑

Firstly, it is with great pleasure to always see you on my home page. And I love how you stay on top of requests, it’s greatly appreciated. I love your Yandere Leone, it is not only my favorite but the most accurate I have seen.

With that being said, how would Yandere Leone react to a very kind hearted darling that pretty much takes care of him and checks on his wellbeing. Even though Leone is very mean to his beloved, they still stick around him. They still cook for him and clean up after him and make sure he’s getting some exercise and fresh air. But, darling is also a nymphomaniac and hypersexual. A freak in the sheets if you will. Since I suffer from hypersexuality and an orgasm disorder myself, it would bring me great comfort to see how Leone would react. Would he indulge in his darling?

I hope your laptop gets fixed 🖤 and thank you very much for your time!

My laptop isn’t coming back. I’m mourning. They said something was wrong with the screen, and they had to replace the whole top, which would’ve costed about the same price as just getting a whole new one. So the old lady is retiring and I’m getting a new one. I’ll get back to my wips once I have it.

Of course I’m on top of requests. As long as my anons send it in the proper way, I’m very happy to indulge. It’s fun to write for things I don’t usually think about.

Well. Leone thinks you’re full of shit. If you want something, you can just ask him, you don’t need to play this game of pretending you give a shit if he brushed his hair this morning or not.

Eventually, though, he’ll get used to it. He settles into the habit of letting his darling love on him, and take care of him, and does what he can to take care of you in return.

If it’s sex you need, that’s fine. Leone wouldn’t say he has the highest of sex drives, but he can handle a darling that has a high one. There isn’t just one form of sex- he can give you head, you can use his hands, you can use his body, you can penetrate him or be penetrated, whatever you’d like. Leone will take care of it, as long as he’s sure you actually love him.

In the moment, he doesn’t really care how often you ‘use’ him. It’s hot. Use his body like a plaything, make him your toy. Afterwards… he has a really big drop. He loves that you find him attractive and are getting your needs out with him, but he’s not just a warm body.

You know, the extra attention probably evens it out. It feels so good to be pampered after lots of rough play. He’s a lot more passive after you get it out of your system. Brush his hair, give him a massage, give him a bath…. Leone’s happy to play nice for you.

[princelylove]

Dear Prince,

First off sorry about your computer as a person that’s had there technology one foot in grave before it totally gave up on me I get it and I apologize for universe being an ass. But on a more positive note I loved your recent post on your depictions of Yanderes. Each one is different which makes me love the concept of the niche in the first place and how you interpret each one makes me love your blog even more!

Speaking of that though do you believe every Yandere has a “love at first sight” thing or is that subjective? I’ve always been on the fence abut that and would love to hear your opinion on it.

Ps: I got the Prada prowler reference I’ve had that clip saved on my phone way back when I first got into jojo.

-peachy anon

I’m…. so bad with technology. I just cannot retain what I learn about it, for some reason. I can tell you about your organs and pathogenic bacteria! I just can’t retain what goes on in the little thing I like to play on. I went to someone who could repair it today and just sort of nodded my head when they were telling me what was wrong with it. Mhm. Sure. I understand. God, sedate me.

To answer your question, yes and no. Some yanderes have something like puppy love, while others take years and years and years to develop such intense feelings. Someone like Narancia may find someone instantly attractive and decide to pledge himself entirely to them, but someone like Giorno likes to take his sweet time.

Someone like Leone isn’t going to bend immediately because there’s a pretty stranger in front of him, you have to rot his thoughts from the inside out. The same goes for Pannacotta.

But, some do fall in love instantly. Jotaro never thought he’d be the type to suffer from a crush- yet here he is, nervous to go to class because you’re in there. You look so cute, you shouldn’t be out here where somebody big and bad could get you… He doesn’t even know your name, but for someone as delusional as he is, he doesn’t really need to.

The yandere qualities that I add to ‘my’ characters are entirely complimentary, I thoroughly enjoy playing with the personality that they already have. I find it’s more fun to give them multiple qualities than to lock into just one or two- real people aren’t just one. You can be both protective and possessive, obsessive and controlling. Well, they can be only one of those, but it’s rare.

I’ve never really had any problem remembering who is delusional and clingy and who is lucid and apathetic. It just comes naturally, likely because it’s working alongside the personality they already have. Someone like Prosciutto is obsessive and controlling, but he’s not very possessive. He tends to think outwardly- you’re always doing something wrong, not him. Pesci on the other hand is overly reliant on Prosciutto, which leads me to believe that he’s the clingy and possessive type. That’s HIS role model, find your own!!!

[princelylove]

Do you know that saying about hair holding memories?

Do you know of the phenomenon where you feel bad, or otherwise gross, but the feeling goes away right after you shower?

Your yandere knows well that someone as prissy as yourself hates getting it dirty. They take the proper time and effort into perfecting your routine- if you were too lazy to be doing a full routine for your hair type, even better. Look how you’re flourishing under their care, it’s like you’ve found your rightful place.

Although, some let it get kind of bad. They don’t trust you to shower by yourself, but also, they’re bad at it. Five in one works, right?

[princelylove]

If I posted every single time I had something sweet on my blog then you’d see “Having a sweet.” every few posts. I should start doing that. The world needs to know…

[princelylove]

I’m so sorry about your computer. I hope that doesn’t affect your day to day life too much. Technology is such an inconvenience sometimes. Like why was my final for English on a computer??? I’d rather write on paper, but that’s not the point. Though it did remind me (I didn’t need to be reminded. Your work is always at the back of my mind) maybe it’s better to say: now that you mention it. Leone is described multiple times in your work to openly give the reader his wallet at any digression. Getting caught with his stand— wallet. Wanting to go to the Oprah with us— wallet. He’s very loose with his money when it comes to reader. So imagining your predicament with your computer, I’m thinking he’d immediately suggest HE replace it. Could it be a marking thing?? “I bought that for you and whenever you use it I get off” sort of deal?

I’m trying to make light of the situation, but I know how much laptops cost and I hate that it decided to break on you. I hope the situation gets sorted and you have a wonderful day💜💜

I’m currently writing out a fic in one of my notebooks- I love the physical act of writing, I think that’s why I prefer long lectures over any other form of classes. Technology is not my friend, I treat it like an ancient God that sometimes bends to my will because I say I love it lots. But, my laptop is very beloved to me, my peons are on there.

I’d show you all a sneak peek of the fic I’m hand writing, but are we at the stage where I show off my handwriting yet? I don’t want my peons to get too excited over such a small thing, especially if they cannot handle it.

Aha. I’m at the point where I can have consistent themes in my works? God. That might just be my favoritism for men that like to hand over their wallet.

To Leone, it’s more of a submission thing than anything else. Leone didn’t grow up with the most stable income, and he settled for a job that didn’t take much schooling- this might be for money reasons, this might be because of genuine passion. It’s not clear.

To people that have an insecure relationship with money, providing isn’t something you really want to do. I mean, it is, and it isn’t. People who are poor tend to give more, but Leone is stingy. An outlier in the argument of poor generosity. Why share?

He came into some money with Passione- Bruno doesn’t neglect his teammates. He truly thinks nothing of blowing it all on his darling, better than spending it on some bullshit he’s never gonna use. Leone spends his money a fairly old fashioned, but good, way. He invests in things that won’t break after some use, buys products he knows he likes and will finish entirely, and absolutely anything you want.

The simple answer is that he loves you and wants to take care of you, and he can’t always take care of you in a literal sense, but money can. Yeah, whatever, here’s a couple thousand for your overpriced piece of shit. Don’t bother him anymore, stop whining because your shitty laptop that’s programmed to kill itself in a couple years decided to kick the can early.

The long answer is that there’s such a thing as financial domination. Leone wants his darling to dominate him in every aspect, why not extend it to financial domination?

He’s got the money for it- seriously, why not? He wants to pamper his darling, a taste of luxury here and there is something he’s entirely capable of. The Opera, technology that’s going to make you happy, whatever. It’s yours, and so is he.

He’s worried you’re going to go for somebody that could provide you with more.

His insecurity and jealousy motivate him significantly more than his need to submit for you, pre-relationship. If you’re using him for money… at least you’re using him.

[princelylove]

Sigh. Guess whose laptop decided to croak on a random afternoon. Whoever cursed me, I’m going to eat you whole. Brief break from writing until I fix the old lady… Requests are still open, but I will likely not get to them for quite some time, unless God decides to make this round of laptop death easier on me. I need to take this frustration out on someone something.

[princelylove]

Hello, Prince! I’ve been following (and indulging into) your blog for a while now and this is my first time submitting a question/request 🥹 but before I jump into that, I must take a moment and tell you how much I love your perspectives, especially on the Bucci gang (biased, but they’re my favs). Sometimes, while reading your answers, I forget that you’re technically writing them as yanderes. Your characterizations, although yandere, feel very close to their canon selves, imo. Just exaggerated scenarios, sure; but the human psyche is so complex, and yet so simple at the same time - one “right” trigger and everything can go wrong. Especially when you’re dealing with characters coming from such, let’s say, vulnerable backgrounds…

Anyway. I’ve just seen your answer on Leone and Mista’s submissive natures. How do you view Bruno? What I get from your writings is that he is this man who absolutely needs to have a certain control in creating the perfect family he wants. But sometimes I’d like to think he might not be that when it comes to more intimate stuff. After all, he’s someone who has the control in everything. He’s a leader in a mafia organization, first of all. Wouldn’t he also be a little submissive behind closed doors? Just letting himself go?

I’m so curious to read your perspective on this, Your Highness. Thank you for taking your time. Your writings are always a delight.

What I love most about human psychology is the fact that every single individual in the world has the capability to do something bad, but doesn't. Free will is both humanity's savior and tormentor. Why do some individuals snap when others in the exact same position do not? What sets them apart, why do they act the way they do?

You can't know, because we haven't come far in psychology at all! We have no idea what we are or why we do what we do! It's fascinating, it's the best part of humanity. Medical studies are different, you learn objective facts about your body, what do you learn in psych? Theory! Lots of theory, and you go your entire study learning more and more theory! It's so fun.

Some say that our personalities are predetermined based off of our biology, others say it's our environment that shape who we are. Logic dictates a bit of both- you can inherit traits from your parents (possibly from observation, possibly from genetics) and certain disorders from them, but you are but a mere mold of your loved and loathed ones. I supposed I'm a bit biased in this aspect, I'm very, very interested in why we do what we do. But human nature is faulty, and it looks like I won't be getting an answer in my lifetime. It's such a shame.

I've said this countless times, but I value accuracy above my personal preferences. Not every character is going to be absolutely perfect for me, and that's alright. There's attractive characters that I am just not compatible with, I'm sure you feel the same. Straying too far from the source material produces an entirely different person wearing said character's likeness- and, honestly, that's really upsetting. It's just not them. Why say you love a character if you're bending them to the point where it's just someone else?

The same goes for making a character a yandere. Stereotypical yandere doesn't work for every single character, but what does 'yandere' really mean? There's lots of different types! Not every yandere is super overly affectionate and totally head over heels in love. It doesn't work for every character because, well, how many characters do you know that read exactly like that? Why would you make someone like Bruno suddenly become a stalker that trips over himself to please you? Be serious.

Bruno longs for control, and expects himself to play into the typical expectation of the man being both the top and dominant one. There isn't a lot of comfortable opportunities for men to explore their sexuality in the way women do, especially considering his position as a mafioso- or, eventually, as a capo. You kind of lose respect for your boss if you find out he takes it up the ass while you're stressing over getting jobs done.

It's vulnerable to submit. It's uncomfortable. For a man, control is all he has, and if you lose it for even a second, you never really get it back again. Bruno is 'a bit' obsessed with his image- he's not too keen on the idea of his home life thinking he's too hard, or his work life thinking he's too soft. It's like a switch- there's no middle ground for Bruno, he's just one or the other.

He's just not comfortable bottoming, not until you tell him that it's what you want. Bruno is significantly more you-oriented than Guido and Leone, if you want it, you'll have it. Good husbands provide absolutely everything that their spouse could possibly want, it's not a problem- ah. Except it actually is a problem. Wouldn't you rather he takes care of you for the evening?

Bruno likes to think of himself as a very gentle, but firm, dominant man. He wants to guide you through it, really (literally and metaphorically) hold your hand. Doesn't that idea sound so much better?

When you softly tell him no, he'll budge. A good husband wouldn't force you into doing something you don't want. He'll try bottoming, if that's what you'd prefer. He'd do absolutely anything for you- it's just... going to take him a bit to adjust. He's never submitted before, he doesn't know what to do, and that's the one thing he truly hates.

But God does he get addicted. It's good. He'll fully admit the sensation was fantastic for him. Bruno may consider himself a top and to be more on the dominant side, but I think it's obvious that he's a true switch, depending on the relationship. He's a bit shy to ask for it again- he rarely initiates sex, although he flirts with his darling very, very often.

Love is about keeping the flame going. It's wrong of him to not flirt with his spouse even after you've been married for so long. He just doesn't want to accidentally pressure you into sex with him- he's just a man, he can misread you, sometimes. Although, he has a knack for telling when someone isn't being truthful, you know...

As for specific fetishes, I think Bruno doesn't really know what he wants just yet. All he's thought about prior was being a good husband, and eventually, a good father. He kind of already has children, so... it's just more of a fantasy than a real need to get his darling pregnant, if they're even capable of it. A breeding kink doesn't necessarily mean you would like children- it just means you're very, very into the idea of pregnancy. Finishing inside your partner, being finished in, it's hot. Some may enjoy the children aspect, but for most, it's just a fantasy. Bruno's more into the idea than the actuality.

But he later discovers he has a bit of a shoe fetish. That one takes him a little while.

[princelylove]

Hello your highness, I just got done reading your most recent Leone post thing thangy and i’m FAWNINNGG. You right I want to bite, suck, tug, and EAT THIS MAN. He also sounded mighty submissive so that has me wondering would he be more on the submissive or dominant side with this darling? Also would hickeys go along with the biting? How would he feel about being marked up by his darling? I’m going to try and stop here because i know damn well I will keep on rambling rambunctiously ramble ramble ramble if I keep talking about him and your awesome sauce works. okay bye bye thank you for even reading thisssss keep ur head up :3

My head is always up high. I love to look down on people.

Leone is entirely sexually submissive, although he's capable of topping when asked. Topping isn't the same as dominating, and although Leone will try his hardest to play big bad dom if that's what you'd like, he's happiest letting himself go entirely. He's yours, just let him think about how he's your property and you can do anything you want to him.

When I say he wants to be used, I mean he wants you to use his body to get off. If you want to be penetrated, he can do that. If you want to penetrate him, he'll prepare himself nicely for you. If you'd prefer him giving you head over penetrative sex, that's more than fine! Leone wants you to finish first, he can come after. (It's very likely Leone will finish first, the thought of you just liking him back is so very overwhelming.)

He is the most extreme case of masochism I have ever seen. Degrade him, use him like a sex toy, hit him, it's all good. Nothing's off the table, as long as you provide lots and lots of aftercare for the eventual drop he'll have. Even then... it would kind of be hot if you didn't. Don't you think so?

While some submissive types prefer romantic, slow sex (Coughs. Guido, another masochist I think loves to submit.*), Leone wants absolutely anything you have to give. He fantasizes about you overwhelming him, and about using him until he breaks- even after. Once Leone's tapped out for the day, you're still free to have your way with him.

He wears every mark with pride; He feels wonderful about being marked by his darling. It's very reassuring, each mark is physical evidence that you want him too. Cuts, bite marks, burns, it's all just your way of claiming him, right? He's so grateful.

*While I think Guido and Leone are both masochists, they appreciate different things. Guido's only a physical masochist. Slap his hand when he gets too grabby, pinch his ass, smack him when he's being annoying. Shit like that turns him on. He doesn't like all that mean talk- sex is supposed to be sweet and loving! He can't get it up if you're ripping into him about how gross you think he is.

But Leone can. In fact, he's hard at the idea of you scolding him. To Leone, all attention from his darling is good attention, and your cruelty only attracts him more. Rip into him for being so perverse, mock how bad he is at stalking you (If only you knew.), make fun of him for tearing up. He stopped buying waterproof eyeliner and mascara for you.

The only hard limits Leone has are his looks and your feelings for him. Saying "I hate you" will just make him depressed.

Leone says he finds the idea of no aftercare hot, but he only half means it. You have to give him something or he'll feel unwanted and snap, and not in the fun 'kidnaps you finally' kind of way. In the murder-suicide way.

[princelylove]

I’m at your beck and call when it comes to asks. I swear you ask, you will receive. I am too happy to fill your inbox. It’s like Christmas every time I get your notification. I consistently read your work. I know it’s kinda bad, but it really fuels my delusions by reading your interpretation of Leone. He’s so depraved and needy I just wanna eat him… like literally??? It’s like my own version of cuteness aggression where I need to bite him as hard as possible… like just a nibble(I want a chunk). Like to feel his skin under my teeth and to taste him. My emotions are very big, negative and positive. I love him, so, so much. Too much. To the point I am in physical pain. And your specific version of him does so much for me. Keep up the amazing work, your highness 💜💜

Uh huh. How come you aren't in my inbox without my command, then? Didn't I tell you last time to get on that?

... Actually, was that you? I need to start putting labels on my anons' collars. Be a good doggy and come without the call, sometimes.

I feel empathy for your obsession with him, but not because I share it. I'm just that way with someone else. Mischaracterization drives me wild, but also, good! You don't love them like I do because you don't understand them like I do. Am I just possessive? Maybe.

Leone will gladly let you chew on him. Partially because of the pain, mainly because of the attention. Well. It depends on the stage he's in.

If it's the early stage of your relationship, he'll slap your hand and scold you for getting so close.

"What the hell are you doing?" The swat is quick. Leone's always had quick reflexes, but his focus isn't on pulling away, it's always on restraining you.

You probably frightened him a little. He's always found quick moving crawlies to be scary. He's a horror movie junkie, he's seen it all, and that's the worst. Don't be a brat and sneak up on him for a bite, you're acting like Narancia.

Later on, once he's shown his very, very obsessed hand, he'd beg for it. Bite him, hit him, drag your nails across his bare skin, anything you want. You're doing this because you think he's pretty, right? Right? Because you think he's pretty? Please, God, say he's pretty.

He winces a bit the first time- every time, really- you let your teeth sink into his stomach. He offered his hand, and his arms, but they're better for daytime snacks. Leone sucks his teeth at the sensation, he grips whatever's available to control himself. Normally it's his blankets, but when your urge commands him to strip in an alleyway, he'll settle for digging his nails into his own palm. Red, crescent-shaped marks fill his skin- and he couldn't be happier.

"I'm so in love with you. Was it good?"

[princelylove]

Update: I did infact fall 😢

-🦷

Your pain makes me laugh, anon. In fact, I'm still laughing. The visual is so good.

Your body hitting the ground, the sound you may have made on impact, the possibility of you thinking about my response while it happens or right after it happens. It's all so good.

I took a while to respond to your ask, so you could have seen it after your mighty fall instead, and I just cannot pick which idea is funnier. Being warned and doing it anyway? Deserved pain. Doing it and receiving pivotal advice after? You must feel so silly.

I hope you think of me when it aches. Truly, the idea would please me. Try ice if there's swelling, or heat for if you feel stiff.

[princelylove]

My inbox is now emptyyy. Fill it.

[princelylove]

Prince! I haven't been on Tumblr for quite some time and I had almost not recognised your blog, it's much more grim but a nice amount.

Today I just had surgery on my legs and suprisingly I didn't feel much pain when I walked, I had even walked up some stairs only a few hours after my surgery. And so I shall tempt the mighty beast that is the treadmill right now.

I hope you have been well, prince.

-🦷

I haven't been. Give me attention. I keep telling God to take my flare ups and to give it to a masochist but he keeps ignoring me. Such wasted potential.

I sincerely hope you're a masochist if you're going to do such a thing, anon. Consider just resting for a bit. Bouncing back is fun and all, super impressive, but not the healthiest. It's alright to pretend to be a pampered, prissy prince like I am for a while after surgery. It's the only time you have the undeniable right to. Toughing it benefits who, exactly? Your yandere, who is going to have a much easier time taking you while you make yourself weaker.

You will crash eventually, anon. Set up a nice nest while you still can, get comfortable, and let your body not fail.

You'll find I like swapping out aesthetics every once in a while, but this one's probably going to stay for a good bit. My first two themes were pink because it happens to be my favorite color, but I figured I'd go for something more fitting of my royal theme. Thrilled it works. Unless, of course, you mean the actual content of my writing, in which I'm pleased to announce that I've just gotten considerably more comfortable. Need more anons saying depraved shit in my inbox. That, and tons more worship. What happened to the anons kissing my ass a while ago? Do your part in my community.

[princelylove]

Part two of my interpretations of la squadra esecuzioni. 

Ghiaccio is like a smaller Risotto. He doesn’t have a very distinct waist. He’s so picky with his food that it’s a wonder he even got that much distinct muscle- or maybe it isn’t, cutting is effective (in moderation, starving will only set you back on your progress). He mainly works out for his job, Ghiaccio doesn’t really care what he looks like. 

He has a strong nose, and although his lips are small they aren’t quite in the thin category, he has really nice bone structure… He just doesn’t realize it because he’s horribly insecure and feels inferior. He copes by not trying, so he can always rely on the ‘Well if I actually tried it’d be better’ type of logic. Once a year Prosciutto gets to wax his eyebrows. 

Not only does he know what mogging is but he knows where it originated. Because he was there. I’m dying on the hill that Ghiaccio knows what green text is. He’s appealed countless bans that all sounded like “I’ve never even fucking been on /mu/ you stupid fucks” (that all got approved the night of). He fills his mind with toxic masculinity, but isn’t into alpha male bullshit. Somehow he thinks hunter eyes are a thing but he draws the line at “smooth brained jock bullshit.” 

I cap Ghiaccio’s height at 5’9” or 175 cm. 5’10” or 177 cm with his shoes on. He’s got fantastic posture for someone that sits at a computer all day. Ghiaccio’s sensitive about it, teasing him about his height is a death sentence. What a good way to end up in a freezer. 

While he has a horrible temper, he cools off the second he gets it out of his system. Just moves on after smacking the shit out of his designated rage pillow like nothing happened. At least he’s coping. Not well, but an outlet is an outlet. It’s the same when you piss him off- he gets upset, says things he doesn’t mean, and then moves on. He apologizes like a father would- none at all, but brings you a snack or buys you something you’ve been asking for. He’s a big fan of the “Check if there’s mail.” approach. He genuinely does feel bad, but he’s not a little bitch that’s gonna tuck his tail in between his legs because he made his darling a little sad. 

He smells like absolutely nothing at all. It’s actually a bit frightening. Zero smell presence. 

Melone keeps every medicine known to mankind in his room, under his bed. He’s a great person to befriend if you find yourself in the hands of one of his roommates, but to be entirely honest with you, he’s selfish. He doesn’t really care about your agony because it’s got nothing to do with him, how does it benefit him to give you meds when he doesn’t even know you? (He budges if you belong to Prosciutto or Ris- he’s not pissing off his pseudo mom and dad.)

Melone is thin and mainly gets his exercise from running. His stand takes care of hits for him, he just needs to worry about the set up, so it isn’t really an issue. There’s no need for him to lift heavy, or really lift at all. Doesn’t really matter if he’s stronger, he just needs to be faster than you are. Sure, bash his head in, pick him up, aren’t you getting tired, though? Real sleepy? Go to sleep, it’s gonna be ok. 

Mel’s stand is possessing an actual computer he modified. He runs tests consistently with the blood samples he’s managed to store in his room- he knows the best combinations to get him what the boss wants, and as long as he’s got ample blood left over, what’s wrong with killing a few juniors off in the name of science? 

I classify Melone as apathetic and a bit mean. He’s an asshole. He gets a lot better once he’s comfortable with you, look at how much he plays with the rest of his ‘family.’ It’s just that he doesn’t know you, and doesn’t want to waste time on you if you’re going to get in his way long term. When you do spark his interest, of course, he gets obsessed and oh-so-curious. 

He’s still very playful- Melone likes to hang off of Formaggio’s shoulders and tease Ghiaccio, but he’s calm. He’s not very smiley, he’s not very giggly, he just can’t force himself to react in the ‘correct’ way most of the time, but he’s totally having fun! Melone loves you a lot, he just doesn’t look like he’s having fun most of the time. It’s hard for him to care about things, but you quickly rotted his brain- isn’t that testament enough? 

His seemingly cold nature makes it hard for him to form genuine bonds. Melone thrives with other difficult types- he shares a room with Ghiaccio (alternatively Formaggio) because they’re short on space and Prosciutto won’t share a room since The Incident they get along surprisingly well. 

In the beginning of your new life, it isn’t uncommon to hear Formaggio gently push Melone in the right direction. “Come on, Mel, you’re scarin’ the poor thing. Smile a little.”  (Which is normally met with “I’m running tests, go away, Formaggiooo…”) Melone’s shy- he’ll just stay off to the side, and speaks to you in a very formal manner. You might feel like you’re being tested on by a medical student. Which is wrong! Melone doesn’t have any medical experience! I mean, he’s taken classes, but he’s a genetics student. Oh, yeah, he’s in university. 

Once he gets used to you, he falls into his normal, playful routine. He still doesn’t smile too much, but he’ll speak more openly, which… is it better to not know what the iv in your arm is, or to fully understand? Melone’s quite the talker, and is happy to (over) explain. 

Melone doesn’t hide you like the others would- it isn’t shameful to him to kidnap a whole person, and he needs them to keep you here when he isn’t. Morals aside, you need to be socialized. It isn’t good to keep someone isolated and cramped in a room they don’t like. If you don’t want to talk to him, talk to anyone else. You’ve got options. Maybe not Prosciutto, or Illuso, they’re not going to play host as easily… (Although Prosciutto might ask what Melone’s “little friend” is gonna be having for dinner)

Formaggio’s body type is similar to Guido’s. He’s fairly bulky. Formaggio spends all of his free time playing whatever sport he can think of, neglecting to do his chores (You’re starting to think he likes Prosciutto yelling at him), annoying Melone, and blowing your phone up. He spends a lot of time working out, but he considers that to be more of a daily ritual than a hobby. 

Since his only real responsibility is taking care of his cat and his job, he’s not stressed at all. He’d be a lot more stressed if he had to cook, and clean, and, I don’t fucking know, be an adult or whatever- like the shit Pro and Ris do all day!

If you ever ask him about it, he’ll go “I mean, it sucks that Boss is watching us and all, but to be honest, who cares? You don’t like being on camera? It loooves you.” and leaves it at that. 

His psychology is a bit odd. He seems like a typical, immature guy- the type of guy you meet at college that does sports and seemingly nothing else. No interest in philosophy, religion, general culture, etc. While I think that his personality is close to a casual type like Guido or Squalo, he seemingly lacks any depth at all. There’s no “Oh, he’s actually very smart!” thing going on here, Formaggio is painfully average. There’s no reason for him to be a mafioso other than bad timing and a lack of drive to get away from it.

He’s actually pretty simple. He’s just a guy that wants to relax and have a little fun- who doesn’t like fun? But Formaggio is crazy insecure. He takes almost every negative reaction as a jab- neutral ones, too. If you’re not into his lifestyle, what, he isn’t fuckin’ good enough? Huh? You think he’s some fuckin’ nobody that doesn’t have the real talent it takes to be where he is? 

You can calm Formaggio by stroking his ego, and by that, I mean stroking him. He’ll forget about any transgression if he finishes a few times. 

He only speaks italian, and will “Huh?” you to death if you do not. He’ll buy you an italian-english dictionary to help you understand him, but won’t make any real effort to learn english.  

Formaggio’s kitty was a stray before he snatched her up. She’ll try to comfort you while Formaggio is gone- but she’ll abandon you if he comes back. Little traitor. He calls her a ridiculous amount of pet names- sometimes he’ll reuse whatever name he calls you on her, and will pretend he’s always called her it. Awww, my little pwincess, my cuuuutie, my baby, my angeelllll. He treats her very well- she’s a bit pampered.  While Formaggio’s cat is able to relax fully in his arms, you probably will not, unless you’re a masochist. He loves good, old fashioned sadism- no prissy mind games or punishments, he does it for absolutely no reason other than how funny your reactions are. He’s like that asshole boyfriend that throws a basketball into your face and laughs when you groan. Come on, it’s just a ball, don’t be such a baby. It’s just a joke. Aw, your face stings? You want some ice? Hey, that’s a great idea, why don’t you go get him something from the fridge?

[princelylove]

My Prince,

This is a bit personal, so feel free not to respond if you desire to do so. A fear I have is driving. I think I’m a bad driver. I get over it enough to drive, since I have to, but I’ve come home panicking over almost getting into a car accident. It feels terrible. My fear is that I’m going to accidentally kill/hurt someone and then I don’t know how I’d live with it. I’m mostly scared about myself driving, I feel less worried if I think the driver isn’t reckless.

I wonder if and how yanderes would use the fear to make me dependent on them.

They could screw up my car, sabotage it so it breaks down, or mess with my tires? They get to be a ‘knight in shining armor’ when they coincidentally show up to help if I’m stranded. Struggling to get money needed for repairs is also a good opportunity for them.

Show me videos or news reports of terrible car crashes or pileups to remind me of the danger, or tell me about people they knew that were injured or died in a car accident?

I don’t know how anyone could do this, but somehow orchestrate car crashes to happen around me so I see them up close?

Maybe they could make comments about my driving, insult my driving, make a joke out of it to hurt my confidence while driving and make me feel guilty? But I’d hope they would be at least somewhat gentle about it…

And then as I get more scared of being ‘behind the wheel’, they could slowly offer to take me places themselves, until it’s to the point I’m dependent on them for getting around. If I refuse to drive, they have significant control of my schedule and how I do things. It also makes it much harder to escape a kidnapping if I’m too scared to take transportation.

Who would most likely do these kind of things?

i apologize for this being so long, and it’s appreciated if Your Highness read through all this blabbering. Thank you very much.

You would like a yandere that scares you, anon? One that manipulates you? It's too easy sometimes.

I like it when my peons prattle, it's often cute.

Typical manipulators are going to abuse any sort of fear- Noriaki, Diavolo, Melone... the list goes on. Cars are tricky because they don't really come around until part two, and leave in part six. Part seven has very, very new ones- they count, I guess. There's a window where cars are just in development and not that reliable, but I don't see many yanderes in part three and behind as all that manipulative.

Sure, Caesar is, but he's too proud to take the easy way out. Lisa Lisa doesn't see the point in cars when you're meant to be living on her private island. Joseph respects the technique and isn't above sabotaging yours, but... that's pretty lame. He's more creative than that.

There's also the fact that some manipulative yanderes are out of touch or otherwise don't care for cars. Kars doesn't know what that thing is and he doesn't care to learn. DIO is newly acquainted, but isn't going to drive himself, as he's above it. Giorno is banned from being behind the wheel ever since the White Album incident. Leone is normally too tipsy to reasonably put himself behind the wheel, Bruno tends to walk everywhere...

Some yanderes could sabotage your car with their stand if they wanted to, but putting on the news works too. Court TV is on because knowing about the news is important, no you can't have the remote. Ohh, that man drove into a parade, that's crazy. They're saying he was drinking. Isn't that little treat you get during the day alcoholic? Ohh, no? I thought there was a lawsuit going on with the company that makes it, said they were putting it in and mislabeling it. Crazy, huh.

Mariah fucks with your car before she asks you to drive her anywhere. Kochi could easily attach "Heavy!" under your car in traffic, as he did in canon. Akira could- well, to be honest with you, I'm not sure how cars work, but I'm sure Red Hot Chili Peppers could mess with it somehow. Machines are always going to be just that- machines. They break, they stop working. Fickle things.

As for who I think definitely would.... Melone likes to do tricks on his bike to scare you, Hol Horse would do just about anything to get one up on you, and Funny Valentine is absolutely not above orchestrating a crash in front of you. Newly invented, so unreliable.

But some yanderes are very understanding about it, can you take the train or just walk? Maybe bike? They'll come with you so you don't get lonely! Josuke normally takes a train to get to his university, he can teach you how to use the little card and how to get a good seat or stand in a good place.

Or, you could get lucky and get Jolyne, who wasn't gonna let you drive anyway and takes safety super, super seriously. Or Rohan, who could easily rewrite any of your fears! (But won't.)

[princelylove]

Your Highness 💞

Ever since you made that post about la squadra and talked about prosciutto being a model it's all that's been stuck in my head every time I think about him, and more so I think about him with a darling who's also a model (since you mentioned he was a runaway model I was thinking of darling being a photoshoot or fashion or commercial kind) . I think it'd be interesting to see how their dynamic goes.

All I can imagine is them at the met gala, help.

Please and thank you 🦪 (pearls for you if you're interested?)

Ooh, pearls. I love pearls.

Little warning for fatshaming (is that the word?) towards the end.

Prosciutto is simultaneously the most generous and selfish member of la squadra. He's genuinely very mean, but he mothers the younger members in a very 'gentle' way. Physical abuse aside, he's fairly loved. Even Ghiaccio likes him, and Ghiaccio's the type of guy to call all mother figures a bitch.

The reason I say "mother" instead of "father" is, well. There's two reasons. One, because I view Risotto as the family father. Two, because Prosciutto isn't the type to keep buying you fruit when you mention you like it, he's the type to not apologize after screaming at you but still makes dinner just how you like it.

Prosciutto is, of course, a diva. He doesn't want a model for a darling, he wants a nobody he can belittle. You think he wants to pretend you're sooo good at your job? He's doing this on top of his second job, and look. No eye bags. You're nowhere near his level, don't try, you're embarrassing him.

He views it as competition because he's....... a very jealous man. He likes to be the center of attention, as most divas do. Prosciutto could want a darling who also models, since it's easy to put you down for the obvious difference in levels. It's like if Naomi Campbell in her prime was dating a stock model.

Male models are obviously held to different standards than female models. It's unfair, but it's true. In the author's opinion, it's much harder to shine as a female model in the industry, so masc Prosciutto gets a boost from the start no matter what you're doing, assuming reader is fem.

But fem Prosciutto?

She genuinely outshines you. She could do photoshoots if she wanted to, even if she doesn't like them. She gets offers all the time, she doesn't need the side money.

She likes to be on set for your shoots for plenty of reasons. Entirely mean spirited reasons. Prosciutto likes to pinch your sides when you're feeling confident- are you sure they got your size right? You've been cutting for this, right? Jeeez, the sizing department really hates you, you should go back on that diet she tried to get you on a while ago.

Prosciutto's very fond of using pet names, it's 'unfortunate' that every last one of them is derogatory. Fatty, fatass, piggy, [REDACTED: CONTAINS SLUR], isn't she such a loving lady?

Prosciutto lets you come to her shows, at least! You get to exist in the Prosciutto’s dressing room- yeah, she's that much of a diva that she insists on getting her own room, despite getting changed by the designer and not needing one. Prosciutto's fully comfortable standing around in the nice lingerie she wears under her work clothes, she's baiting you to stare so she can accuse you of being a perv. What, stupid and all worked up over some underwear? Jesus Christ, stop thinkin' with your dick and go be useful.

[princelylove]

Hello! Loved your interpretations on Leone kidnapping us, your highness. It’s like every time you write my day is a little brighter. As a person who suffers from mania I really feel for Leone. Idk if his mania is different than mine, but when fall it feels like you flew too close to the sun and are now plummeting into the sea. A real Icarus situation. Then there’s the grieving of how it used to be (during the mania). I suffer from bpd and that’s a big symptom of it (at least for me.) when you write Leone, a character I heavily relate to, I feel like I relate to him even more. Which definitely causes me to want to treat him the way I wish I was treated by being there for him. I think that’s why I like how you write him so much. It’s because he feels real.

It's a shame that most people don't really get it when it comes to personality disorders. It's always "ohh i want an obsessive partner" until they're mentally ill in unwanted ways.

Disorders are, naturally, human. They're a part of human behavior- naturally or unnaturally occurring, they're both just behaviors and symptoms and human things. I would consider it a failure on my end if I missed the mark on something so simple.

I feel like yandere content is always going to have heavy ties with disorders like bpd. The obsessive love, having a favorite one or in our case a darling, having intense "mood swings"- it's easy to see the similarities, and I think that's why so many people with bpd or other personality disorders choose to engage with yandere works.

It's relatable. It's comforting to think that someone loves exactly like you do, and that people want that. Turns out you're not too much, you've just got the wrong audience. That's what initially caught my interest with yandere works, I love in very "odd" ways. It's nice to think that somebody finds your nature attractive- You know that saying about how every pokemon is somebody out there's absolute favorite? Humans are like that too.

Unorthodox love is still love, and love is human. The fact that my Leone receives such attention and love is testament that such behavior is at least a liiittle attractive.

I'm not really sure how to explain how I view and write characters other than the fact that they are real to me. Sometimes my characters do things that I don't envision them doing, it forces me to look deeper into their psychology to find out why. I value them being accurate over my own preferences, so I've always found the common advice of "write whatever you wanna indulge in for yourself!" to be a bit unhelpful.

It's helpful when I obsess over a character and only want to think about them.... but that's private. What about for characters that I don't really care about? Why do I write for characters that I don't even like, when I entirely do not have to?

Well. They're somebody's favorite, and I want to be someone's favorite too. There's nothing quite like finding a piece of fiction that was exactly what you needed, not what you wanted.

My favorites are real to me. I have real feelings for them, I want them to be treated how they ought to be. Which is funny, I find amusement in writing Leone's misery, but shh that's off topic. It's a bit mentally ill of me, but I'm genuinely in love with my all time favorite characters, and it upsets me when people horribly misunderstand them.

I guess I just want to be nice to them. I'd want someone to write me accurately, so I may be loved accurately.

But I'm digressing a bit, and awfully exhausted, so that might not make a lot of sense. Thank you for the praise, anon, keep it coming.

[princelylove]

Hii, Your Highness, i'm really awkward but i really really reallyyyyy want to express my joy for your writting, i swear every word is just chef kiss and i i'm really nervous and writting this kinda fast so i don't get more embarrassed (and because i need to go rn to the hospital) forgive me for my lack of manners and ortography could i pretty please with the cherry ontopask for Diavolo with a darling getting him out of the death loop(? i just love desesperated man hxdbdmch

I love you your highness thanks ad i'msorry for my writting

Hii, sweetheart. Don't fuss. I'll still be here when you're back. Your continued praises can wait until you're fully there, and can focus on the only thing that matters. Me. Get to it once you feel better. ♡

When I went to the hospital a little while ago, I found comfort in the fact that the light in my room was broken. It soothed me. It was the middle of the day (actually, it was barely morning when I first arrived) yet it was hard to see my feet. The only light was from the hall, and the only noises were beeps and other patients complaining. It's nice to be alone, but not.

There's a possibility that 'Giorno' lets Diavolo out of the loops for amusement or because she needs the former don for something Passione related (GER wouldn't allow Giorno to know, but he's weak to "Pretty please?" and "I looove you."). There's also the possibility of a stand that can see into GER's world and can pluck out his victims, but it doesn't really matter how Diavolo gets out, just that he does.

Diavolo is broken after the loops. He's not the same man he was- king of kings, top of the world... it all means nothing. He's just not fully There anymore.

He barely eats, because it's pointless. He doesn't sleep because it's pointless. He doesn't get up and move because it's pointless. He can barely close his jaw or glance at movement in front of him. Giorno finds it amusing to make bugs land on his eyes since he doesn't flinch.

Diavolo thinks it's inevitable- maybe this loop is just longer. Maybe Giovanna is toying with him. He's seen Donatella, Trish, ...poor, sweet Doppio... you. He's been killed by the likeness of everyone he knows, twice. Maybe three times. The little sadist you call the boss is the actual devil, punishing him for what he's done- all of which he did to protect Doppio, and would do again.

To understand Diavolo, you need to understand everything he's been through.

When Diavolo and Doppio were children, the priest they called "Father" would terrorize them. He didn't understand the fact that they were two different people, and would try to exorcise the devil out of sweet, well-behaved Doppio.

Diavolo made sure Doppio wasn't there for it, most of the time. He took on the name 'Diavolo' naturally, as that's the only name he was ever called, even by Doppio- although Doppio was using it in the same way a child would say hello to an animal they didn't know the name of.

Diavolo, naturally, clung to his name and took on the role he needed to. Diavolo hides to keep Doppio safe, Doppio doesn't to keep Diavolo safe.

Giorno Giovanna represents just about everything Diavolo represses. Golden hair, an ethereal power- it's painful. He doesn't want to think about it. He burned that church, that town, that "Father." He thought God was done punishing him for being born, yet here we are, the child of God is punishing him again.

So what if he's sinned. So what if he's 'lesser.' You would do what you needed to do if there was precious life in your hands and it was begging you to protect it from harm.

But Giorno Giovanna knows nothing of precious life. She doesn't know the value, in Diavolo's opinion.

Angels don't know death. Death does not know angels. The devil shouldn't be interacting with this thing. Diavolo can't stand looking at her- ohhh, so pretty, fall into the clasp of saccharine words and promises made from the liquor of lust. What does he care. Choose her. It's just going to end again, again, again, and again.

Diavolo is normally paranoid, but post-death loops, it's much worse. He clings to you, and wants to just keep you in place until it happens. You're a small relief from eternal punishment, when the angel of death is so gracious as to bestow you to him. Just the sight of your face is enough.

When you're here for too long, he slowly checks his and your vitals, and waits for it. If you can pick up or guide his weight, he'll follow you, as long as it's "safe." No hallways, nothing outside. No sharp objects. Nothing outside of his safe room, no bathrooms.... Just right here, or on the floor, or something... just don't stray too far.

He doesn't really talk, but he says what he thinks he needs to. Talking is pointless, his voice is no longer silky and beautiful- now fried and dry, but he does have some things to say.

"I love you, don't move."