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Fashionably late, I arrive with a lukewarm tea in one hand, and my Secret Samol gift in the other!

Allow me to present ECLECTIC ATTORNEY- a fan adventure!

My recipient (Biorenewologist/iamnotathing, platform unknown) asked for a Ace Attorney style case for Eclectic, and I did my best to deliver! This is a REAL visual novel game that YOU CAN PLAY!

You do NOT need to have listened to Palisade to solve the mystery, all clues are given to you in the game. However, there will be mild spoilers, like characters/appearances that appear later in the season. It is not canon compliant, Blue Channel crew that never met will be hanging out!

If you have never listened to Friends at the table or Palisade, the character interactions (and there's lots of those) might not be as entertaining for you.

You can play the game here: https://myrdrottningen.itch.io/eclectic-attorney

Warning! This is a MURDER mystery, and will include things like: Blood, death, mentions and depiction of the aftermath of gun violence, murder

Have fun! c:

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The funeral procession of Henrik Ibsen, walking up Ullevålsveien from the church to the cemetery. 1906-06-01

A Funeral Procession… passing along Berkeley Street in Dublin.

The funeral of Ismail Gasprinsky, Bakhchisaray, 1914.

The funeral procession of French president Sadi Carnot. Image published in Finnish periodical Uusi Kuvalehti in July 1894.

Funeral_do_ator_Joaquim_de_Almeida_(1921)

The Funeral of Lord Trịnh Tùng from Recueil de Plusieurs Relations et Traites by J.B.Tavernier, Chevalier and Baron D'Aubonne 1679.

The lying in state of King Edward VII, showing guards surrounding his coffin at Westminster Hall 17 MAY 1910

Maharaja Ranjit Singh's funeral. ca. 1840, paint on paper, The British Museum. Pahari-Sikh, from the family workshop of Purkhu of Kangra

Marc Antony's Oration at Caesar's Funeral by George Edward Robertson

*All Art from WikiCommons

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Yangchen had every right to hate Chaisee

Song:

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100 Player Challenges...

Talk your way out of a bargain with a Fiend.

Become leader of a thieves’ guild. 

Negotiate peace between a town and a lizardfolk tribe. 

Recover a stolen museum display, then steal it later for yourself. 

Track down the kenku spymaster of the thieves’ guild. 

Investigate a connection between city guards and a forgotten, nameless cult.

Convince a lich to make a powerful magic item for you.

Break into a noble’s heavily guarded mansion, just because you can. 

Fly to a distant land and back again on the back of a roc.

Forge an army of pixies, gnomes and halflings to attack the larger races. 

Take a half-orc barbarian to the royal opera. 

Join a rebellion you don’t care about for the sake of someone you love.

Convince a group of fire elementals to take a trip to the elemental plane of water.

Bring together lovers separated by their families.

Explain to a mummy why you have a right to enter its tomb…

Fake the assassination of a monarch you despise.

Attend a ball in disguise without the use of magic.

Distract the city watch so a gang fight can occur nearby…

Convince a horde of goblins that you are Maglubiyet in mortal form…

Smuggle a bored prince or princess out of the country. 

Spy on and participate in a secret druid ritual.

Pass a message to an inmate in a secure prison.

Retrieve an artifact from the belly of a purple worm. 

Lead a group of drow to the surface so they can raid. 

Prevent a tyrant from coming to power. 

Place a simple commoner on the throne. 

Convince a wizard that his or her magic has stopped working. 

Track down a mortally wounded ranger’s dead animal companion to bury with them.

Peacefully get a wing of gargoyles to leave a castle. 

Infiltrate and expose a were-rat den that the city guards don’t believe exists. 

Tame Thunderhoof, prince of the centaurs.

Start a thieves’ guild to compete with an existing one.

Wrangle a panicking owlbear out of a crowded city.

Reunite a half-orc with the parent who didn’t raise them.

Convince dwarf miners to unearth an ancient creature of devastation.

Kill a sorcerer before they can cast a single spell. 

Ambush the tax shipment of an evil empire. 

Convert a cleric to a different faith and domain.

Break a popular rebel out of prison. 

Find the answer to a question said to be impossible to discern.

Make a false claim to the imperial throne. 

Convince rival gangs to join together to form a larger thieves’ guild. 

Convince a slaver to free a valuable captive. 

Free a condemned prisoner from the gallows, in the midst of a mass hanging.

Capture a tyrannosaurus for a wealthy city zoo. 

Bring a militant druid into the largest city. 

Perpetrate a con on a devil, raksasha, or yugoloth. 

Defeat an elf in an archery contest by cheating.

Reveal the doppelganger hiding in the city senate. 

Ride a wild and untamed chromatic dragon into the center of the continent’s largest city.

Escape a deserted island. 

Jump from an airship in mid-flight, with no way of a safe landing…

Convince a paladin to keep an illegal or immoral secret. 

Stop a group of city leaders from opening a portal to the Far Realm. 

Purchase a cloud giant’s flying castle without gold, gems, or magic items. 

Become the leader of an assassins’ guild by assassinating the lead assassin.

Befriend a tarrasque.

Convince a red dragon to give up a piece of its hoard.

Learn the location of a lost vault from a greedy ghost. 

Deliver a love letter from a surface dweller to a drow in a subterranean city. 

Compel a reluctant cleric to return a lost friend to life.

Sing an insulting song about the king to his face—and live to tell about it.

Raise funds from a gold dragon to start a thieves’ guild. 

Break into the royal bedroom of the queen or princess, and plant a letter, offering her a job at a local brothel.

Convince a dragon turtle that the water it swims in is poisonous.

Uncover who is sending death threats to a hated public official. 

Bargain for passage through a dragon’s domain.

Kidnap a wizard’s familiar and hold it for ransom. 

Take a mistakenly teleported merfolk back to a distant ocean in less than a day. 

Convince a barbarian that they are really a sorcerer who can cast powerful spells.

Insult an entire army of orcs…

Stop a vigilante from killing thieves’ guild members. 

“Borrow” a hag’s eye from a coven of hags. 

Expose the beloved mayor as an evil cultist slowly poisoning the populace. 

Compel a planetar and a pit fiend to work together against a legion of demons.

Join a temple of faith, in order to spy on another temple. 

Track the source of a crime spree back to an archfey.

Put a weak and dying wizard on the throne of a barbarian kingdom and keep them there. 

Join an order of wizards, without being able to cast spells. 

Disguise a wealthy merchant as a beggar, to let them watch customers in the market.

Convince deep gnomes, drow, and duergar to co-operate in opening the lost Vault Beneath the Mountain. 

Infiltrate a drow city to assassinate a svirfneblin traitor. 

“Accidentally” cause the death of a world-renowned mage.

Forge a strike force of half-elves who report directly to you, their new king.

Convince a treant to leave the forest it has occupied for centuries. 

Destroy a thieves’ guild. 

Win a fighting tournament using a weapon you’re not proficient with.

Assassinate an imprisoned assassin. Make it look like it’s not a murder.

Hug, kiss and then kill a well-loved noble.

Hunt down a thief and bring him to a wizards’ guild for justice. 

Steal the sacred scrolls of a clan of ninjas. 

Smuggle a vampire into a city in broad daylight, without using stealth or magic.

Use your soul as a bargaining chip in a deal with a devil.

Broker a peace agreement between dwarves and orcs, then immediately break that agreement.

Explore the burial city of the elvish royals.

Convince a githyanki and a githzerai that they are destined to be married.

Back out of a bargain with a powerful crime syndicate—and survive. 

Bring a choir of harpies to sing at a bards’ college. 

Persuade a red dragon to become a dracolich. 

Convince a devil to break its own contract. 

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Jesus Christ Superstar

judas about mary: IF SHE BREATHES, SHE A THOT

jesus: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS, JUDAS

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Don’t Forget　(スペルミスあるけど許してね)

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Vento Aureo Countdown!

JOJO FRIDAY HAS BEGUN WHO’S PUMPED

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The three vampire races have survided for centuries and their battles rage in the shadows  to this day…

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Other players DMing

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anxiety with percy? for the palette challenge?

You got it, friend! B)

ANXIETY : (noun) a feeling of worry, nervousness, or unease, typically about an imminent event or something with an uncertain outcome.

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“There are no heroes left in man, change my mind.” -Protoman probably

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I’m already super hyped for the day that Caleb manages to cast Mordenkainen’s Magnificent Mansion because I’m curious to see how he decorates each room. I’d love it if–with Caleb’s eye for detail–he makes each room with the person staying in it in mind.

I feel like Beau’s room would have at least one training-dummie–something she can hit when she’s frustrated as well as other training equipment. The room’s interior matches Beau’s favorite color-palette, it’s mostly greys and blues with clean lines and a hammock instead of a bed.

Jester’s room would overflow with pillows and blankets in multiple different colors, drawing utensils, an easel with various canvases and plate full of pastries that never gets empty. The curtains are pink, of course, and there’s a fluffy carpet that has tiny colorful donuts on it.

Fjord’s room is marine-inspired. Caleb is unsure about the design since Fjord suffered from a boat accident, but Fjord loves the small aquarium in one of the corners. He has a similar hammock to Beau’s and while there is a glass ceiling Caleb made sure that it depicts the nightsky and not an underwater view.

Nott’s room is the way Caleb knows she likes–it’s rather small with a low ceiling and dimmed light, big, soft pillows and small hiding places for all her shiny things. It’s like a cozy blanket-fort and even though the light is dimmed, the colors are friendly–pastel pinks, greens and sunny yellow.

Yasha’s room is mostly empty. Caleb feels embarrassed about it but he has no idea what she likes and he’s not even sure if she’ll come back to them. The ceiling is open much like Fjord’s, depicting a stormy sky. There is a place to put her sword on the wall and a big bed in one of the corners. When Yasha comes back she paints the walls–with Jester’s help–full of flowers. Otherwise she leaves it exactly as Caleb made it.

Caduceus’ room is made in the image of the graveyard Caleb found him in–minus the graves. There’s plants and flowers everywhere, so much that you can’t even see the walls and Caduceus makes a point of telling Caleb the name of every single plant that grows in his room. Caduceus may or may not eat some of them over the time, but they always grow back. In one of the corners is a small fireplace to make tea on.

Caleb’s own room is stacked with books, a small bed and a sleeping place for Frumpkin–which Frumpkin never uses because he is a cat. The others come in to leave their mark on his room over the time. Jester leaves pastries everwhere and throws pillows on Caleb’s bed with Nott’s help to make it more cozy. Yasha leaves a pressed four-leaf-clover on the nightstand. Fjord adds a few books to Caleb’s collection. Beau forces Caleb to put another hammock in his room so she can hang out there while he reads.

There is a kitchen and a big communal area as well as a small-scale bathhouse that smells faintly of lavender. Jester insists there be more pillows in the communal area so Caleb basically turns it into a huge blanket-fort after he cast the mansion for the first time.

There is a room between Beau’s and Yasha’s room and the door is always locked. Inside is a huge bed with purple covers, fairylights hanging from the ceiling and a big tapestry of The Platinum Dragon on the walls. It stays there in case an old friend decides to visit again.

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“Case Closed”

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marishas reaction to the cheering and chanting after her stunning strike worked tho

actual angel 10/10 would protect with my life

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sometimes i lay awake at night thinking about the heathers singing candy store but instead it’s ozai’s angels and zuko so i finally drew a bit

please reblog, do not steal or repost my art.

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Two Clerics

When Jester is finally back with the party and there’s a new cleric that actually likes to heal people, she’s going to be SO. MAD.

It’s gonna become a healing arms race. We’ve only scratched the surface of her competitive nature.

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