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if i had ADHD i would simply stop being hyperactive and inattentive
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vampires can't creampie you until you ask them to come inside
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nobody has been bullied for being a nerd since like 1990 and star wars and superheroes and video games have been mainstream to the point of oversaturation for like 20+ years now and adult man babies still have a persecution complex. may divorce be with you
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when the vampire lady is trying to seduce you but you’re workin through stuff
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the intricate ritual of fighting back to back against an enemy horde w someone
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people always be saying they wanna date a himbo but it’s actually a full time job to stop them from hurting themselves

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under communism we will all be forced to work in the catgirl maid cafe
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you’re gonna look me in the eye and tell me this didn’t happen last week
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if your leftism doesn’t include fighting antisemitism then I’m really not interested in your leftism
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If carp could speak they would all have French accents
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きょうは わるさしてないのです
オレをしんじるです
I haven't done any bad mischievous... Trust me...
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eww why are you having salad
are you five years old
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this glitch is making every funny post 10x funnier bc it looks like the text equivalent of when someone just stares at you silently after you make a joke
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