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Words by @atticuspoetry

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Unfortunately true sometimes

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I think Grout and myself are getting a permanent divorce.

Caulk was my first divorce almost half a decade ago, but sometimes we have a little spicy chat. Then I remember, that shit wasn’t meant to be. It never fill my gaps like the label described based on the instructions I was given.

Caulk and Grout just weren’t all what they said they would be. Lots of false hope, blood and tears. I gave it my all and best. They know that, we had a fun tango experience whilst it lasted but ya feel nothing lasts forever.

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Mateeee

Pro bro tip:

Keep your gif game strong, reply fully to her texts & send her memes.

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Will do

use the dirt they're throwing at you to plant more flowers. 🌸🌸🌸

this is a mantra to live by 🌻

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Cut mattresses like this but get a high filtering gas mask or paint mask. Fumes are probably straight cancer!!! I also used a roast meat electric knife if you’re trying to avoid cancer!

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Call me Mario. Glued and tested you geeks off the streets

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Mufflers, lien closets and a shows that doesn’t burn you from boiling temps anymore.

Pro tip:

Don’t rely on friends for help. Don’t ask the wrong friends for help. They will fuck up your prized Murphy bed. Go third party or suffer if our yourself. Otherwise it will never get done. Sorta pathetic when literally any half ass friend you gave us a professional plumber. Big make opportunity of learning the new skill yourself.

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Staple through the finger was not a matter of if, but when. Welp, duck tape that shit and stick a glove on, then hustle back at it!

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180 sqft yurt goes from every inch of the floor covered in debris, wood bits, nuts, screws, drills and sometimes blood in a matter of seconds.

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Made an improvement for the homies tools

Pro tip: Pex ring clamps

Using my mates plumb tools not ideal to use a different colored grip between the 3/4 and 1/2. The one hand feature is nice. I enjoy using my foot with it instead when I’m not in a tight area and you can not use them monkey feet.

As per usual keep your pex rings centered and make sure the rings have a firm squeeze right. Not like my sloppy af work that gonna leak in a week.

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Drain are serious and far more complicated than fresh water. I can see why plumbers usually are happy with being plumbers. With the right tools and a little practice. If you can complete the puzzle in your head, cut abs quickly and one handed crimp or secure the joints pin point. You’re getting instant gratification and a decent amount of money.

My higher skill set is electrical but plumb, which I feel is a portion of being an auto mechanic, it’s prob my second highest normal handy diy.

My number one is prob making things functional and look decent for a temporary amount of time but with the highest amount of yield from it.

Will edit this later

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Oh and don’t use my shiz as an example. This project is off grid with no codes or laws. But deffo keep your wires and water separate. Not like mine!!!!

Pro tip: Pex ring clamps

Using my mates plumb tools not ideal to use a different colored grip between the 3/4 and 1/2. The one hand feature is nice. I enjoy using my foot with it instead when I’m not in a tight area and you can not use them monkey feet.

As per usual keep your pex rings centered and make sure the rings have a firm squeeze right. Not like my sloppy af work that gonna leak in a week.

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Pro tip: Pex ring clamps

Using my mates plumb tools not ideal to use a different colored grip between the 3/4 and 1/2. The one hand feature is nice. I enjoy using my foot with it instead when I’m not in a tight area and you can not use them monkey feet.

As per usual keep your pex rings centered and make sure the rings have a firm squeeze right. Not like my sloppy af work that gonna leak in a week.

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Warning!!!!!

Warning!

When installing point of use 8 gal hot water heaters. Be sure to release the pressure Val. Properly almost created a bomb

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Pro tip 100: 100% advise

diy lobotomy