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"Oh yea, i knew a college dorm in my home planet that was exactly like that too bad it got swarmed with creatures."
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Being the person that needs to nap after every big meal is so embarrassing. I apologize for being a 1 week old
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Would you rather have knockoff jack skellington or jackoff skell knockington
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Birthdays are disappointing :( mines coming up soon on the 24th and I just feel blegh
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found this nefarious cube in my home. going to incinerate it out of an abundance of caution.
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i just rescued a pill bug they’re gonna reward me with a million pill bucks i’m gonna be a fucking pillionaire
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me about to get vivisected: When I said I wanted to be pinned down and spread open this isnt what I had in mind
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Btw id prefer you people treat me like the stranger that I am and not elevate me to pseudo-friend just because you overhear my e-conversations and see my e-diary entries. Mutuals however are allowed to attack and kill me in multiple different manners, if they can catch me
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what it’s like being a lover girl full of rage
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when an anthro character doesn't have a tail
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”oh no!! i hope no underwater predatory creatures come sneaking around to steal my fish!!”
the terrifying eel:

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sex is a lot like a horror movie in that it's awesome and sexual
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