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The new republican healthcare bill

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This thread is everything!

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When I was in 8th grade a friend of mine and I were fucking around during our study period and he accidentally stabbed me in the arm with a pencil and the pencil was partially stuck in my arm but I was really shy in social situations so I just raised my hand and waited for the teacher to notice which took about five minutes so when he finally asked me what I needed I said “TJ accidentally stabbed me with a pencil a few minutes ago and now it’s hanging out of my arm, can I go see the nurse?”. He freaked out and yelled “OH MY GOD SEBASTIAN WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME RIGHT AWAY?” And I said right back “please don’t yell at me, I have a pencil in my arm, if anyone is yelling it should be me” and that sums up my attitude and personality fairly well tbh

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“wow you’re so mature for your age!!?!?!?!!?!!?!?!!!!”

thanks, i raised me myself

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Dear parents who wonder why their kids never talk to them...

Think about what you were saying when they used to talk to you. Think about your choice of words and tone. Think about why they tried to come to you and why they don’t anymore. When you shut them out, belittle them, and blame them for all of their problems, you will lose them. And that will be permanent.

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You are not your parent’s possessions. You are not your parent’s possessions. You are not your parent’s possessions. You are not your parent’s possessions. You are not your parent’s possessions. You are not your parent’s possessions. You are not your parent’s possessions. You are not your parent’s possessions. You are not your parent’s possessions. You are not your parent’s possessions. You are not your parent’s possessions. You are not your parent’s possessions. You are not your parent’s possessions. You are not your parent’s possessions. You are not your parent’s possessions. You are not your parent’s possessions.

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scarscanfade

Yes, a thousand times yes.

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Told this guy I was a lesbian on MANY occasions 👌

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candlelight-magick

I don’t remember why he’s named The Catcaller but I’m not surprised

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when the fragile ego of a straight white boy is damaged

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currentsconvlsive

Oh look, he’s not like the others

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cruisingtothefood

I don’t even know

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