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the madness of anakin skywalker

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absolutely transfixed by how bonkers your former padawan is being

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Still love this AU with all my heart

Hades&Persephone

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Resting

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Breakup so bad both end up changing their names

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giving blood rn and had the thought of obi-wan as a tired phlebotomist who has to keep turning away severely anemic anakin who keeps trying to give blood simply for more time to talk to the really hot guy in scrubs.

college kid anakin, loading up on red meat and fish and peanut butter toast to boost his iron levels before going to try and give blood for the sixth time: hello dr kenobi sir i am ready and here to donate blood please strap my arm in and be kind to me

obi-wan, very tired phlebotomist: we've been through this mr skywalker. youre anemic. peanut butter toast doesn't fix that.

anakin: 🥺 please take my blood anyway mister doctor sir. just test it. i have a good feeling about it this time mr doctor sir. i ate many many pieces of peanut butter toast

obi-wan: for christ's sake ---

(later, private closed door meeting)

hospital administration head mace windu: and then you said, and i quote from testimony provided by dorothea witteker, aged 87, 'do you want me to just stab you. is this a kink thing. would me taking this needle and jabbing you with it until you bleed get you off. i'll do it if it means that i can attend to the next, actual donor who can actually donate blood.'

obi-wan:

hospital administer mace windu: do you have anything to add dr. kenobi

obi-wan:

obi-wan: im surprised mrs witteker could hear all that but couldnt hear me telling her we only had enough lollipops for one per donor 😒

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I love the idea that Anakin is obsessed with Obi-Wan's gray hairs because he knows he's the one responsible for each and every one of them, could probably recount each dangerous stunt he did that caused them to appear. He'll try to keep Obi-Wan from stressing out over anything else other than him so that nothing "taints" his Master's hair, only he's allowed to give Obi-Wan gray hairs, no one else.

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20th anniversary ROTS screening starting to taste like obikin revival

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wait a second...this is just like one of my chinese danmeis

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three.

[by TahnFa1849]

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Kakashi sakura who is proposed 1st

Kakashi: And I said yes immediately.

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🩷 🩶

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Which incest ship has this energy?

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you don’t even understand my problem martha im in love with the boy no im not a pedo wtf he’s a time traveler what do you know