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Kaner + Hughes Boys

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everything about the new kane/hughes bauer video is hilarious

in absolutely no particular order:

luke being bullied by his older siblings

hughes bros trying to stay cool around one of their main hockey idols to varying degrees of success

for example: quinn being calm cool and collected™️ as per usual, luke trying to give educated answers (see bullet 1), jack turning the charm dial up to max

jack openly flirting(??) but in a chirpy way (see the subtle jab about kaner lowkey balding to which he replies “watch it you’re only 23”)

quinn admitting that his goal drought resulted in him actually losing sleep

luke forgetting his first nhl goal was a banger???

luke inadvertently(?) admitting he was essentially knocked unconscious during tryouts for NTDP

kaner telling the hughes’ they have nice teeth (you better wear that mouth guard if you want to keep it that way @ luke)

jack saying losing teeth is not worth not wearing a mouth guard (toothless jack pics must haunt him)

quinn doing nothing but playing/messing with the cards the whole time

kaner calling luke “lukey” bc he really is just like their older brother isn’t he

all interactions with jack & kaner give vibes that kaner sees a lot of his younger self in jack and i just find that really wholesome idk

like he instantly knew almost all of jack’s answers and their dynamic in general is great

quinn meep face™️

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I got curious where the tagline "maybe that will give him some incentives to come back" in your bio came from? is it from a 1988 fanfic and if yes can you link me pretty please

oh no it's so much better than a fanfic quote, kaner actually said that! here's the video if you wanna hear it straight from his mouth, starting at like 1:25.

one silly little public flirt and jonny's rushing back into the league. a masterclass by kaner, a+ for that one. thanks on behalf of all us!

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Love love LOVE the boys hyping up Luke’s first goal 🥹

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the sass from Luke is unreal

via: Bauer yt

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my smiley boys i love them so much can you hear me sobbing

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i need a jonny quote on how he can't wait to play against kaner for the first time with signature fond eyes asap

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patrick calling luke “lukey” 🥹

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jonny hasn't even signed with the team and yet the jets social media has hyped him up more than the hawks did in his last years with the franchise lmao

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paint your pictures (about how it's gonna be)

Jonny was supposed to spend retirement with Patrick, but now Patrick's in fucking New York preparing for a season Jonny didn't expect Patrick to play. He should have known better. It was naïve to think that hockey didn't still have a pull on Patrick.

read on ao3

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Jonathan Toews 2025-2026 Contract

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“I asked my dad why he didn’t just buy the team.”

— 8 year old Jonathan Toews’ solution for saving the Winnipeg Jets. (via hydrogene)

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I love how all the beat reporters are saying that its not official until July 1 / he can't sign the contact until July 1 then the jets just post that he's coming home lol

the jets: fuck protocols LOOK WHO'S HOME!!

love them for that honestly, i appreciate the transparency

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Coming home.

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Coming home.

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