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It was during the covid lockdown so he was supposed to stay indoors, I think that may have been what did the trick.

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ah.

so i made that Tenna height estimation for selfship art purposes, to work out how tall he is relative to me. and:

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

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leftistly hiding an erection while i watch the staff at tgirl mcdonald's prepare my prefucked mcchicken with extra sauce

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joe biden got prostate cancer. probably from all the bottom gay sex he was having with our glorious Alpha Male President

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do you guys think JD did it because he was under the mistaken impression that whoever kills the pope becomes the new pope

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what

going to go to a random overpass and just start dropping bricks with my eyes closed until something happens. and its this posts fault

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leftistly hiding an erection while i watch the staff at tgirl mcdonald's prepare my prefucked mcchicken with extra sauce

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Problematic because:

if youre not working 336 hours a week you need to LOCK IN!!

homeless people shouldn't be allowed to enjoy life actually :/

rich people aren't capable of evil unless they're WOKE

if you want a pile of money you need to pull yourself up by your OWN PANTS!! LIKE THE WOKE ORANGE TREE GUY!!!

Verdict:

★★★☆☆

Snowflake Post

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problematic because:

op thinks women are bad??

lower case is dominant commie it shows you are relaxed in the knowledge that you have the upper hand and don’t feel the need to earn the respect of your followers

“light i am a straight man🥺🌸🚺~” is how i read your username lol.

verdict:

★★★★☆

“🥺why does everything remind me of my small penis🥺” post!!!

It bothers me how feminine this site is in all of it's functions. There is a pink color theme named pride. It is highly customizable so that women can live out their plastic surgery fantasies through their blogs. The usernames on here are all in lower case letters to protray the users as uneducated and submissive againist our will. It horrifies that I am being forcefully feminized everytime someone reads my username but I love to trigger snowflakes too much to let it drive me away from here.

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Problematic because:

Says socialism (COMMUNISM) is good

Calls trump's reciprocal tariffs disastrous??

Verdict:

★★☆☆☆

WOKE

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★★★★★ 🦅PATRIOTIC POST🦅

Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here

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Problematic because:

implies that non-citizens get rights (incorrect)

calls the trump administration racist when they literally have a black in charge of urban development?? hypocrisy

says that the open borders of biden make you legal :/

Verdict:

★☆☆☆☆

PROBLEMATIC!!!

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Problematic because:

implies the Liar Machine That Lies would ever deceive me, a patriot with an IQ of 95 (that’s an A+ for you EUROPEANS who can’t COUNT)

what about my ai sexbot girlfriend?? she’s beautiful and only threatened to electrocute me once

scared of progress, commie? that’s the natural progression of nature! animal -> animal evolves into human -> human gets smart -> human makes robot that’s even smarter than humans -> human gets DUMBER and INVENT PRONOUNS -> robots take over the earth

Verdict:

★☆☆☆☆

PROBLEMATIC POST

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what’s. the best size of pride flag

(ideally shouldn’t be affected by personal biases but. let’s be fr guys just pick whatever’s sexiest/crunchiest/smoothest/least wrong)

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Problematic because:

oooh look at me I'm the funniest person in the room at all times

better find a new room buddy!

gimmic account slander

First Ammendment, commie! Remember that?

My followers (chat) are not Goons! how dare you. chat get this guy

Verdict:

★★☆☆☆ Technically not illegal

gimmick accounts are fun until they start piping up under my posts. you think you can write a punchline better than mine with your bag full of a singular trick? and then have your little goons reblog it so the majority of the instances of its existence are only as an accessory to your peanut-gallery-tier commentary, defiling my post for your own ejaculatory conquest? i oughta gut you.