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we recently rewatched the Big Bang/San Lorenzo Jobs and one of my favorite things about Nate v Damien Moreau is that Moreau is always going "in a fair fight I'd crush you" and Nate keeps responding "probably, which is why I cheated like hell" and it works every time

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one thing people need to understand about leverage is that it quite literally invented competence porn.

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man it must suck to love zoro and hate sanji. on account of how often they're fighting back-to-back, grinning at each other like insane people, covered in blood. couldn't be me but it must suck

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thanks google

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big fan of how romancing Garrus means ME3 starts out like

James: *flirts with Shepard so naturally it's like they're already dating*

Shepard: That's Insubordination, Soldier

Garrus: So... is this the part where we shake hands?

Shepard, hearing wedding bells in her head: You're such a nerd and I need to kiss you

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nobody: garrus vakarian in me2:

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Cool cool cool and the anti-theft detectors at the entrance blared at me so a teenage sales clerk went through my bags. Gonna kms

At the Target with a vibe at the bottom of my bag and a bunch of throw blankets on top like damn. I’m in an ABO fic and I guess I’m the bitch 🤷🏻

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At the Target with a vibe at the bottom of my bag and a bunch of throw blankets on top like damn. I’m in an ABO fic and I guess I’m the bitch 🤷🏻

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Sometimes I try to read new fic and I can tell they ported it directly to Ao3 from Google Docs because all of the punctuation is fucked up and like. Maybe it’s a good story. But I physically can’t do it.

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Reading the same fics Again because I don’t have the patience in my heart to prospect for gold… also found like 5 punctuation errors in Cornucopioides on my reread and I’m assailing myself with a flurry of blows to the head over it

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first base is ripping each other's throats out second base is fucking and then pretending it didn't happen after it's over. third base is falling unconscious from blood loss in the other's arms

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Fanfic Writers: Director’s Cut

Reblog this if you want readers to come into your ask box and ask for the “director’s commentary” on a particular story, section of a story, or set of lines. 

Or, send in a ⭐star⭐  to have the author select a section they’ve been dying to talk about!

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Reading the same fics over and over because I don’t want to wade into the mess of the tags on Ao3… holding the authors’ hands like you. You get my ship. Never stop. It’s a losing battle but in my heart you are the victor please never give up never surrender

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Leverage 5x4- "The French Connection Job"

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Leverage: Redemption 3x10- "The Side Job"

Leverage 2x9- "The Lost Heir Job"

Leverage 4x16- "The Gold Job"