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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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i'm going to gatekeep this album like it is not one of the most popular albums of the past few years

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worst you could do is fall for a blond person

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for some reason, nothing you do is showing up in my notifications

WHAT

how do i fix this what

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i'm going to gatekeep this album like it is not one of the most popular albums of the past few years

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okay so after the flop that was descendants 4, i was a little weary of zombies 4 because the zombies franchise is one of my favorites and if they botch it i will cry

but upon watching some videos, i have faith in the new movie (not that much faith, it's still the fourth movie no one asked for, but i don't think it will suck)

see you all july 10

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i miss my dearest

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4000 posts!

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spell arctic right, motherfuckers

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i'm going to gatekeep this album like it is not one of the most popular albums of the past few years

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america was literally founded by immigrants btw

like we literally would not be here if people didn't immigrate here

idk if you knew that or…?

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suddenly you're listening to noah kahan on a rainy train ride home from the best city trip of your life and everything feels okay

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I am secretly several pomegranates in a trenchcoat

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worst you could do is fall for a blond person

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hang on i gotta scroll through your blog

GUYS

SOMEONE MADE A WHOLE ASS BLOG TO RESPOND TO ME THANKING THEM FOR SENDING ANON HATE

I AM SO WINNING

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“If these woke people loves to be equal then they don’t need a fucking month to celebrate their fucking victim hood!”

Firstly, *love not loves. Secondly, we don’t have a month to “celebrate [our] fucking victim hood”, we have a month to take pride in what makes us unique, and what we have been oppressed for.

We deserve to be treated as “respectable humans” but the problem is we aren’t. That’s what pride is for. That’s what we’re trying to fix.

The first Pride was a riot. We’re not afraid to riot again, so watch your mouth.

Being gay, bisexual, or lesbian, or trans, isn’t special. Being respectable human should be!

If these woke people loves to be equal then they don’t need a fucking month to celebrate their fucking victim hood!

I’m just glad that PRIDE movement is dying!

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First time Avoryx interacts with her hatchling directly :D