BORING! BANAL! PREDICTABLE! CLICHĂ! AND WORST OF ALL⊠PROFOUNDLY UNCHIC!
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do you ever hear people talking about something and youâre like. fuck. let me be real for a second. iâm too much of a commie to have this conversation
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a post-doc was doing a guest seminar at my institute and at the beginning of his presentation he was explaining why he chose birds for his evolutionary analysis - so he said "well first of all, because birds are the best and most interesting animals and it's fun to study them" and a few professors in the room gave him a very serious nod
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I love the dead because we cannot let each other down anymore.
Hanif Abdurraqib, There's Always This Year
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sad they give tissue boxes plastic labia folds but no clitoris
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I love nautical and seaside town horror stories. Tell me more about the fog and water that eats people
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Thay r adding new tqarot card the faggot
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âNot to Be Reproducedâ by RenĂ© Magritte, c. 1937.
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donât make me tap the jen silverman essay!!!!
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A surprisingly helpful bit of social maneuvering I've figured out from trial and error:
Throughout your life, you are going to need things from people. Often, it's going to be on a deadline. And when that deadline passes, you generally want to know what's going on. So, you need to ask them.
There are two kinds of people, broadly, in this situation. The Shameless will tell you what the holdup is, with absolutely no regard for if the reason is "good enough". This is actually very helpful, because you get the real reason immediately, and can start working on a solution.
The Ashamed is trickier. People who are Ashamed are people who were often told they were giving excuses when they were trying to explain, and they'll often avoid you until they solve the problem on their own. This causes them and you a lot of stress, and often takes a lot longer to solve.
Long term, the strategy for dealing with people who are Ashamed is to provide a supportive environment where they're comfortable sharing any problems they're having with getting things done. But, there's a way to at least partially short-circuit that:
Provide an explanation for them.
One example might be "Hey Susan, I noticed that I don't have your report yet. Are you busy with other projects?" The readymade explanation signals that you're willing to accept an explanation, which is the big anxiety point.
Sometimes, you still won't get an honest answer- especially if the honest answer isn't "good enough" by the standards of the person who traumatized them. But, I've found that it often at least gets you a lie that lets you give them some slack or work around the problem.
Let's say that Susan has actually completely forgotten that she needed to do the report. She's horrified at herself, and completely unwilling to admit the real problem. But, she can now safely reply with "Sorry Jennifer, I've been swamped, and it got lost in the mix. I can have it to you in two days. Does that work?"
From there, so long as Susan gave an estimate for when she can actually do it, she and Jennifer can hash out a solution.
It's not a perfect solution, but it works astonishingly well for how small of a change it is.
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If people were too mean to you when you were growing up, a newborn animal will materialize inside your brain and itâs so so scared and shivering and it will stay there for years. Decades, even. And whenever you say something kind of weird but true to your heart the animal will tell you âNoo! You canât say that! If you say that, everyone will hate you!â. The animal means well. Itâs so so small and everything is so scary for them and itâs just trying to protect you. But listen to me. Listen to me. Whenever this happens, you canât do what the animal says. You canât. If you do, youâll become as scared as the animal. You have to keep saying weird shit. You have to keep doing things the animal wouldnât approve of. If you do enough things that scare the animal, maybe one day itâll go to sleep.
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I donât care but I hope enough people get mad at him for saying fag that he has to come out as bisexual again as damage control
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