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My mum just asked me “why are you on twitter for gay people” and I think I’m just gonna go bury myself here in the dirt

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The person reading this is gay

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quick reminder that my own gay ass genuinely supports the hell outta each and every one of you. regardless if i know you or not, im happy to be living in this shithole of a life in the same world with you.

and im proud of you, i know in my heart just how beautiful, amazing, talented, smart, and worthy you are and i hope you can see that too🏳️‍🌈🌈

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She’s on my bed, blasting Tokyo Drift while dancing, I love her so much

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I took a couple week break from tumblr (I forgot my login) and everyone seems annoyed about the minecraft movie trailer, what the fuck did they expect? Name one straight white rich old man who cares about that cares about any game? It’ll be the same as the borderlands movie, generic game adaptation with generic plot. Just move on, movies suck anyway.

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She’s coming over tonight and the two of us (plus our friend) are heading up to the city at night, it’s gonna be awesome

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oh god, she found out my weakness. whenever she comes over, she will sit in my lap and play with my hair forcing me to look up at her...plus she's leaving marks on my shoulders and shit. I might be cooked.

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all I want is to be a cute, soft little creature who can be cute without it being seen as strange, but I'm cursed with being 5'11-6'0 and almost 200 pounds...curse my genetics

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my girlfriend doesn't like to eat unless she's either at home, or it is something specific from a fast food place. I don't like this so I've made it a rule that whenever she is staying at mine, I wont eat unless she eats with me. I just want to get others opinions in case I'm being a dick without realising it.

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holy shit, she's explaining the fnaf lore to me over call I'm in love

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I was expecting anything but not Bard

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holy shit, I just had my girlfriend over for a few days and now my bed smells like her. why did no one tell me how nice it is to literally just *smell* people? maybe I'm being a creep, but she stole my hoodie so we're even.

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feeling cute is super underrated

if someone calls me hot I feel uncomfortable, but someone calls me cute and I'll be blushing over it for *days*.

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update: things are awesome now, I have friends and shit! never thought that would happen.

I'm almost done with year 12 (barely passing)

also I have a girlfriend WHICH IS FUCKING BIZARE! I didn't think I'd actually start feeling like a person but damn, it feels great when people acknowledge that I exist!

in under a year, my life has gone so far uphill that I hadn't even thought it would be possible back then.

everyone's always talking about what they think or hope would happen if they could meet their future-self...

but I swear on my left eye, if I'm still just...siting around, I'm gonna do a backflip off a bench.

the flip wont change anything, but it'll be really cool.

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your honour, a cute trans girl told my client to do it.

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I wanna be a girl, but commitment terrifies me so instead I just sit and fester with my little person sized Ikea shark while buried under six different blankets and my fan on max at all times.

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"god, I love living" I say while curled up in my bed on the verge of tears for reasons I don't fully understand.