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We looked inside some of the posts by professional-shit-talker and here's what we found interesting.
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Likes Per Post
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Reblog Per Post
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Reply Per Post
2K
Time Between Posts
1 month
Number of Posts By Type
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Last Seen Tumblr Blogs
Fun Fact
25% of US internet users with an annual income of $80-100K use Tumblr.
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daddy issues make u a people pleaser but mommy issues make u like. a sociopath
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goldenmoon tarot by Elizabeth Aralia
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it’s just one of those croissant days
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Me saying bye to my pet before leaving my family’s house:
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Uber: “I’m in a blue Honda Civic.”
Me: “ok”
Me to me: “ok, we know what blue is”
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Feeling highly lustful on this night and, a little bit gluttonous !
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delivery man: delivery for...Sacred Mistress Of Dark Spirits And All That Is Unholy?
me: (standing under my ebony Victorian doorway, stroking a large raven in my arms) oh cool my Pillow Pet. where do i sign
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migrating to twitter bc tumblr might die is pure crackheadery if this thing goes down I’m just gonna start reading books
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me picking up my cat: heehee i love you my little fat baby
my cat blinking in morse code: you will die at 8:03 pm est on may 28th 2068
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