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There are some bad bitches on here but I am too busy with my theories

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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

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I love those "asking cosplayers at a con what their day job is" videos because it's always like

*muffled voice issuing from a huge suit of armor* im a cybersecurity specialist

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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living in an all girls roommates house DOES lead to yuri moments btw.

there have been times where two girls had been making out on my papasan chair and i said "hey watch me kill their entire team with the phlog real quick" and then i do and they tell me im fucking awesome.

sometimes i get kissed with tongue in response to giving someone an oreo.

isn't that cool?

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me: (dies)

17th century lady ghost in my room that i can suddenly see now: oh hey

me, a ghost: aw fuck

her: yeah

me: so its ghosts? its ghosts?

her: yeah its ghosts

me: is there a heaven i can reach or–

her: its just ghosts

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my wife can stab me a little bit i dont care

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Taking acid while pregnant to awaken my fetus’s consciousness and make it psychic

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it’s insane how quickly your life can just. suddenly improve. i used to be so miserable but now i own 5 swords

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