professorboxleitner

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hey im still on tumblr, just on a different account because safe mode is shit

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yes i am eating a subway sandwich for breakfast. yes. ladies calm down haha i can share if youd like

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This headline gave me mesothelioma and I’m entitled to financial compensation

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Food and friends

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OP is infected with the cheese touch

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i can’t believe how many people in their mid-20s are buying the amazon alexa and like hooking it up to their home security systems and lights and phone and shit like i know we all saw the 1999 disney channel original movie smart house. they warned us and you are playing with fire

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i’m so bad at remembering the average age for baby milestones like someone will be like “she’s 18 months (:” and i’ll be like “right what can she…… do? teeth? are there teeth?”

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you all are eating a big spoonful of bastard pudding aren’t you all

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only 90s kids remember meanpost

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