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"so and so isn't a very good Catholic"

My brother in Christ, I don't know how to tell you this but there are no good Catholics, we all suck at being Catholic. Except Mary of course, Mary does it right.

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we are relieved.

Important Update: I spoke with several priests (all Franciscan of course) and they said that sentient aliens can be baptized.

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mushroom chat just dropped

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Dear Penni,

We could be persuaded to remove one of the essays if you provided us with fresh elf meat, as we are very hungry right now. As for leaving students in the rain, we thought humans like rain? Our home planet gets so very little.

Sincerely,

Professor Zik-Chil

Dear Professor,

I am not doing my two (2) finals on account of, and I quote, “I’m just so done”. In the future, please pick one assignment and have that be it. I also kindly request that you stop leaving students alone and/or in the rain. Finally, it would mean a lot to me if you listened to opinions other than your own. Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

Penni

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great. wake up in the morning, eat an elf, teach a class on xenobiology and lifeshaping, eat another elf, get into bed, bite off a male tohr-kreen's head, and go to sleep.

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

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you see this, THIS is why more civilized species like the Tohr-Kreen use barter. and if we get scammed, we eat they who have scammed us.

As a Human, I enjoy having fingers and toes. High five! For five fingers!

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it's worth it guys. set one up!

actually not emotional over graduating university, just over losing my jstor access

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reblog this if your icon could kill a man

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Our species enjoys the taste of elf flesh. It is considered a delicacy on our planet.

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is it just me, or has Star Trek aged particularly badly as a franchise? I’m not talking technobabble; I’ll give most pre-1970s shows a pass for bad science, since they were really doing their best, and some of my favorite shows use the exact same bad science. I’m talking about it’s tone. I used to like it a lot, but now it just feels really smug and pretentious. “look at how MY secular values have produced a SPACE UTOPIA! All because we have abandoned SUPERSTITION for SCIENCE!”. give me a break.

it somehow manages to be both grossly ethnocentric in it’s embrace of western values while at the same time completely dismissive of the culture that those values sprung from. it is unabashed worship of modernism, a philosophy that died 2 decades ago because of how shallow and meaningless it was (only to be replaced with post-modernism which is arguably worse). with the notable exception of the inclusion of the Ferengi there seems to be no real effort to question or critique the philosophy, or even add a little nuance to it. it never makes any attempt to address the societal ills that resulted from modernism and secularism. it is the storytelling equivalent of drinking mayonnaise.

say what you will about Star Wars, but at least it took 2 REALLY BAD movies to ruin it for me (I still maintain the Force Awakens had some potential). but all it took to ruin star trek for me was getting a bachelor’s degree in the social sciences (history, leaning heavily toward anthropology) to see how full of shit it really is.

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Some Generator Rex themed minifigures for your D&D or Gamma World campaign

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happy gaming!

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scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

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I really need help

This is really embarrassing but my family and i are financially struggling, we don’t have groceries to eat at the moment, we’re a large family of six, i’m sorry if this is annoying but i don’t know what to do, please if you could help me out with at least $1 that would mean the world to me 🥺

ko-fi / paypal

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The orbit of Jupiter protects the Earth from asteroids.

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@forestlich here you go: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHvB5w6SAbCoihT_tZLESZQ

Our human clutchmate has started a channel devoted to D&D and Diablo 2.

If anyone is interested, we will share the link.